HI! And welcome back TO MY GUIDE! In this edition of the Guide, I'm going to be teaching you how to write an essay. Even though you probably shouldn't being taking advice from me since I don't like doing schoolwork. Your also lucky I'm typing this because if I wasn't you wouldn't be able to read my handwriting, I just learned how to write. ONTO THE GUIDE!
Step 1: Listen to the teacher for the topic, I know it's hard but it'll help.
Step 2: Get a piece of paper and a pencil/pen, or a computer and hands (the hands don't have to be yours).
Step 3: Play a video game.
Step 4: Eat Food
Step 5: Sleep
Step 6: Remember that the essay is due tommorrow so you have to stay up to twelve A.M. to finish it... heh.
Step 6: Become Bored
Step 7: Fail the assignment but do really good on the test! So you will be accused of cheating, LIKE MEE!
This was how to write an essay, with Bart!
(Ahm obviously don't actually do this and remember to stay CRASH!- The Author XDD)