So Dorothy and her ass shit friends slithered when they saw a monkey.
They suddenly were healed because the monkey had magical powers and shit.
Flitzer started talking to the bunk ass monkey. They were long lost cousins... Meanwhile... Dorothy was trying to fix her 1800s Motorola. It said that they took a wrong turn and are in Hogwarts.
The monkey told Flitzer to come to Monkey Land with him. So dumb cunt
Flitzer was like "Fuck Yea, lets hit this bitch". The monkey then casted a
Shitty apparition spell and was teleported to FUCK NIGGA MONKEY LAND.
Dorothy did not know of this since she was breaking her ratchet Motorola.
Dorothy didn't even remember Flitzer since her brain is a fucking potatoe.
Suddenly a huge hairy ass man appeared. It was HAGRID. He was all like "Yo you girl is cute come to my crib yo, lets get freaky". So Dorothy and Crapbag went to the house of Hagrid. (This is before the deathly hallows battle in Hogwarts). So they went to his cabin and had a threesome. Too bad Crapbag
Climidia. After that sweaty monstrosity they had crappy 1930s tea. It tasted like fucking toe crust.
...to be continued...