TheHalfBloodPrince: I'm so madly in love with James Potter! He's so sexy and I dream about him every single day of my life.

WhyIsItAlwaysMe: ...

SlytherinKing: ...

HufflepuffsAreGAY: Oh dear...

ILoveLily: Ew. EWEWEWEEWEWEWEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW. NO NONO.

SiriuslySiriusBlack: Trololol.

TheHalfBloodPrince: Very funny, Black.

SiriuslySiriusBlack: It is very funny that you have a little crush on old Prongsy here!

ILoveLily: Grosssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss

TheHalfBloodPrince: I know you fraped me.

ILoveLily: Ewwwww he wants me to rape him! Someone get me a bucket, I feel sick!

TheHalfBloodPrince: The idiocy here is overwhelming.

TheHalfBloodPrince is now offline.

SiriuslySiriusBlack: LOLOLOL

THESherbetLemon: I can see what is going on here. 10 points from Gryffindor, and a new rule – no hacking into other people's accounts Mr. Black.

ILoveLily and SiriuslySiriusBlack are now offline.

TedTonksLover: Baby, false alarm!

AndromedaBlackLover: Don't ever post anything like that on here again. Everybody can see.

VoldyImYours: Yeah, and I'm telling Mother!

TedTonksLover: It was a false alarm guys, gosh!

VoldyImYours has invited MrsBlack to join the conversation.

TedTonksLover: Oh shit. BELLA!

TedTonksLover is now offline.

MrsBlack has joined the conversation.

VoldyImYours: Bye!

VoldyImYours is now offline.

MrsBlack: What is going on here?

AndromedaBlackLover: NOTHING, NOTHING! .

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CheeseIsAwesome: Well Andromeda Black thought that Ted Tonks got her pregnant because they had sex, I assume.

MrsBlack: ...

Mrs Black has invited TedTonksLover and AndromedaBlackLover to join the conversation.

TedTonksLover and AndromedaBlackLover have declined MrsBlack's invitation to join the conversation.

MrsBlack is now offline.

CheeseIsAwesome: DRAMA!

THESherbetLemon: Mr Lupin, I need to speak to you.

SiriuslySiriusBlack: OOOOOOOOH REMUS IS IN TROUBLE

MissRedHead03: Shut up, Black. I'm sure it's nothing bad.

Chocoholic10: What is it, professor? Shall I come to your office?

THESherbetLemon: You could come in my office baby ;)

SiriuslySiriusBlack: Okay, ew.

MissRedHead03: That's not funny. Whoever you are, you're going to get into big trouble when Dumbledore finds out you fraped him.

Chocoholic10: Just ignore them Lily.

THESherbetLemon: I know your secret, Remus Lupin. The reason you go "home" all the time.

SiriuslySiriusBlack: Fuck you, Snape. We all know who you are.

The chatroom has been temporarily shut down for maintenance.

The chatroom is no longer shut down for maintenance.

THESherbetLemon: I would like to take this time to warn you all that hacking into other people's accounts will not be tolerated and the consequences will be very severe. If I find that anybody does this again, you will be expelled. In other news, there is a new feature to the chatroom. You can now like other people's comments. For instance...
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ILoveLily: I think that Snivellus should be banned from the chatroom!
SiriuslySiriusBlack and CheeseIsAwesome liked this comment.

THESherbetLemon: And who is this 'Snivellus'?

TheHalfBloodPrince: The dolts are referring to me.
MissRedHead03 liked this comment.

THESherbetLemon: Mr Snape has been dealt with.

THESherbetLemon is now offline.

SiriuslySiriusBlack has created a private chatroom.

SiriuslySiriusBlack has invited Chocoholic10 to join the conversation.

Chocoholic10 has joined the conversation.

Chocoholic10: What is it, Sirius?

SiriuslySiriusBlack: I wanted to talk privately about something.

Chocoholic10: Make it quick, I'm really busy with homework.

SiriuslySiriusBlack: I can't make it quick...

Chocoholic10: Well, tell me later in person. Sorry, I have to go!

Chocoholic10 is now offline.

SiriuslySiriusBlack: I can't tell you in person...

SiriuslySiriusBlack: I'm too afraid.

SiriuslySiriusBlack: ...I love you.

SiriuslySiriusBlack: And I finally worked up the courage to tell you and you just left.

SiriuslySiriusBlack: Damn it!

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FutureMrsMalfoy: Dear Lucius Malfoy. I am writing to you to tell you how much I love you and that I know that somewhere deep deep down inside you love me too. I want you to know that one day I will marry you and have your babies. It might sound weird, but I know it's going to happen. I don't even know why I'm writing this because I'm not going to press send. Imagine you knowing that I want to have your babies, gosh! Anyway, I adore you xxx

FutureMrsMalfoy: NO I DIDN'T MEAN TO SEND THAT!

FutureMrsMalfoy: LA LA LA

FutureMrsMalfoy: KJFHKSFHJKDSFHJKAHFJKSA

FutureMrsMalfoy: JFLKDJFLDJSFLKSJFLSJFLADJFL

FutureMrsMalfoy: SOOOOOO how is everybody today!

FutureMrsMalfoy: Hello? Anyone?

SlytherinKing: I'm here.

FutureMrsMalfoy: Oh, Lucius! Hey! :)

SiriuslySiriusBlack: Lololol

ILoveLily: Another awkward moment...

SlytherinKing: I don't want you to have my babies.
SiriuslySiriusBlack, ILoveLily and THESherbetLemon liked this comment.

FutureMrsMalfoy: DUMBLEDORE WHY DID YOU LIKE THAT COMMENT!?

THESherbetLemon is now offline.

FutureMrsMalfoy: I kind of feel betrayed.

SlytherinKing: Ignore Dumbledore.

FutureMrsMalfoy: I was talking about YOU.

SiriuslySiriusBlack and ILoveLily are now offline.

SlytherinKing: Sorry...

FutureMrsMalfoy: I'M HAVING YOUR BABIES WHETHER YOU LIKE IT OR NOT!

SlytherinKing is now offline.

FutureMrsMalfoy: :'(

TheDarkLord: I hope that my followers will no longer be rude to me, so then I can continue the conversation I was having earlier with you.

MissRedHead03: Just a tip, there's a new feature where you can create a private chatroom.
VoldyImYours, TheHottestBlackBrother, HufflepuffsAreGAY, TheHalfBloodPrince, HelloBeautiful and SlytherinKing liked this comment.

TheDarkLord: I know that!

TheDarkLord is now offline.

TheDarkLord has created a private chatroom.

TheDarkLord has invited TheHalfBloodPrince, SlytherinKing, VoldyImYours, HelloBeautiful, ILoveLily, TheHottestBlackBrother and HufflepuffsAreGAY to join the conversation.

TheHalfBloodPrince, SlytherinKing, VoldyImYours, HelloBeautiful, ILoveLily, TheHottestBlackBrother and HufflepuffsAreGAY have joined the conversation.

TheDarkLord: My loyal followers.

ILoveLily: Why am I here?

TheHalfBloodPrince: GET OFF POTTER.

ILoveLily: Voldy invited me.

TheDarkLord: My finger must have slipped. Leave.

ILoveLily: Say the magic word.

TheDarkLord: Which one?

ILoveLily: Say please

TheDarkLord: Please leave.

ILoveLily: No.

HufflepuffsAreGAY: Just fucking leave

HelloBeautiful: We're trying to talk here

ILoveLily: You can't just invite someone to your conversation and then tell them to leave, that's really rude.

TheHalfBloodPrince: Can you change your penname already!?

ILoveLily has just changed his penname to SeverusSnapeIsASmellyFreak.
TheHottestBlackBrother, HufflepuffsAreGAY, TheDarkLord and HelloBeautiful liked this event.

SeverusSnapeIsASmellyFreak: There we go. Happy? :)

TheHalfBloodPrince: CHANGE IT.

SeverusSnapeIsASmellyFreak has just changed his penname to ILoveLily.

TheDarkLord: I liked the previous one better, just saying.

TheHalfBloodPrince: Make him leave, My Lord! I beg you!

TheDarkLord: You heard the 'smelly freak', Potter. Off you go.

ILoveLily: See ya, Voldy!

TheDarkLord: Bye! xxx

ILoveLily is now offline.

VoldyImYours: I don't mean to pry, but why did you send kisses to Potter and not to any of us?

TheDarkLord: Our time is up. Got things to do, people to kill. I will make a new chatroom in a few days. Goodbye Lucius, Severus, Regulus, Scabior and Barty. xxxxx

TheDarkLord: Oh, and mustn't forget Bellatrix.

TheDarkLord is now offline.

SlytherinKing, TheHalfBloodPrince, TheHottestBlackBrother, HelloBeautiful and HufflepuffsAreGAY are now offline.

VoldyImYours has just changed her penname to TheDarkLord.
ERROR: THIS PENNAME IS ALREADY TAKEN.
VoldyImYours has just changed her penname to TheDarkLord1.

TheDarkLord1: Bellatrix I love you xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

TheDarkLord1 has just changed her penname to VoldyImYours.

VoldyImYours: Oh Voldy, I love you too darling! :* xxx

VoldyIm Yours is now offline.