Off-Shore Challenge Islands!:
Episode 1d: Kayaking 'Cross A Lake!

The Crew of this!

Bowser: The main dude of his team of non-experts!
Jet: The smug guy, who tries to hog the spotlight!
Pauline: Nearly doesn't matter, but she's an annoucer!
Smee: He's just here for the money, nothing else
Fang: The minor guy, who was the instructor.
The rest of the cameramen: They do what they do.
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All eight tribes or clubs were at the fireplace and Bowser guided them to a new lake, but Jet slapped them all. ''Thanks for the slap.'' Dan said, sarcastically and Sonic, Knuckles, Spongebob and Tomo seconded it. ''It sucks, that you're so stupid.'' Tomo shouted and then Jet got angry, but he didn't lash out and they were all walking to the lake, in the middle of island, so it also has a pier for some boatin. ''What is this challenge, bring it on!'' Sonic said, waiting explaining

Bowser stood in the middle of the pier and four tribes or clubs were on side each. ''So now, this is the starter challenge and it won't be easy, but it won't be super epic hard either, so in this challenge, you have to kayak in these boats for two to reach the other side, which also has a pier and a launch bay.'' he said and then Sonic and Knuckles jumped into the red boat first. ''Wrong boat, dude.'' Fang said, so both of them jumped into the orange boat. ''That's your team colour, dumb guy.'' he replied, before moving away from the boats. ''Each tribe or club has it's own colour and you need these oars and buyaoncy vests!'' Jet shouted and important stuff was thrown on the grass.

''YOU GOTTA CATCH THE BUOYANCY VESTS!'' Meg shouted and then she ran to the vest and so did everybody else and there was some kind of fight for it. ''Come on, let go!'' Johnny Bravo shouted, while trying to pull a large vest from Leahwig.
''WHAT DO YOU WANT!?'' Shadow yelled, while trying to battle Sonic and Knuckles for the same vest and then Bark got a large vest easily and so did quite a few people. ''Geez, there's seems to be a huge fight over the vests! Why the hell is this even happening?'' Vector asked Bark because he was confused at it. ''Because the vests are mostly random.'' Meg answered and then Bowser looked at Jet. ''It was a mistake, I swear!'' Jet begged, wanting some forgiveness.
''Jet, you're an dumbass!'' Sweet Bro shouted and he got a vest and then he was waiting along with some others.

10 minutes later, everyone was in their boats and somebody else was also in Wave's club. ''Okay, so when we are we getting started?'' Rigby said, and he was with Bart Simpson in his boat and Tails and Daisy were in another boat and both of them were brown. ''ON YOUR MARKS! GET SET! GO NOW!'' Pauline shouted and then everybody while Spongebob and Sticks were almost stuck and then they went. ''Now in the lead, so far is Sonic and Knuckles or Hella Jeff and Danson, but I don't know since they seem to be in the same position, but in a clear third, Leahwig and Tomo and in fourth place, the Mario brothers, and it's seems to be heating up!'' she announced, somewhat saying the obvious.

''This is really easy! I'm the speed of sound, while you're super strong!'' Sonic boasted, talking to Knuckles out in first. ''Dude, we're gonna beat with teamwork AND speed!'' Hella Jeff boasted and then the dude combo rowed fast and Sonic and Knuckles were passed. ''WE'RE JUST NOT GONNA TAKE IT!'' Knuckles shouted and then both of them rowed faster. ''Damn, it's still not clear, who's first, but that aside, SLOW THE HELL DOWN!'' Leahwig yelled to Tomo, but the genki girl had her own answer. ''Then speed up, then!'' she replied, in a decently polite way and then both girls sped up a bit, but then Rigby and Bart managed to somehow get fourth and they were behind the girls and to the side a little.

The Speed Tribe was in first with Sonic and Knuckles, who was close to Danson and Hella Jeff in second in the Dude's Club, while in third Leahwig and Tomo were battling it out with Rigby and Bart and also Mario and Luigi. ''It'sa me, Mario!'' he said and he was in fifth along with Luigi. ''Then you suck at boating, man.'' Rigby replied, casually and his duo was in fourth and it was easy for him to pass. ''You've been boating for the first time, man.'' Luigi remarked, astounded on how Rigby can boast like that and both bros rowed fast in fourth place.
''You won't be able to move that fast soon!'' Luigi said, threatning to slow the girls down, but they were unfettered, so he did his own death stare to them, trying to slow them down without bumping
''We're not done yet!'' Tomo replied and then Leahwig and Tomo did their own stares and their oars were in the boat, but Luigi stopped doing the death stare because Mario was rowing the boat. ''I'm gonna be the winner!'' Mario said, while rowing and he was in a good mood, so they catched up to the front-runners, Sonic and Knuckles.

Modrecai and Delsin was in ninth and they were in the front of the mid-front pack and they were trying to beat Rigby and Bart, as their goal. ''We got this crap under control!'' Delsin said and he was rowing with his powers, but they ran out and he caught, but not before he sorta burned something. ''That was a small hole Is this going to screw us over?'' Mordecai asked, because holes can screw over boats.
''Suck it, guys, You might lose.'' Steven said, being somewhat serious, but not 100% serious and he was a good guy and he was also with Link, who was somewhat serious and didn't speak much. ''What he said.'' Link replied and Delsin's mouth wasn't quite slackjawed, but he was surprised and Modrecai was really stumped.

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All of the Tribes, Clubs or Tribe Clubs(this is some unfitting copypaste)

Speed Tribe which is lead by Sonic, has Knuckles, Amy, Yoshi, Wander and Steve Smith alongside this blue hedgehog and from nowhere,
Dude's Club packed with dudes, has Danson and Hella Jeff as DUAL LEADERS, along with Delsin, BD Joe, Beat, Mordecai, Meg who wasn't a dude and Vector, which doesn't make nine!
Wrench Tribe, which is sort of unfitting, has the dual leaders of Finn and Wario, also has Phineas, Ed and Tomo and they're all positive and it also has Eggman and Leahwig, apprently the best of her group.
The rushed Mushroom Club, who has Mario, Luigi, Peach, Little Mac, Link, Steven and Chowder and of course Mario is the top jumping man!
Also rushed, Ragtag Club, which is made of leftover guys, so the top man is Rigby, with Bart and Arnold taking the left side of the team and Johnny Bravo and Gum taking up the other side of the team!
Island Masters, which is made up of a few people, with the most notable being Wave and TJ, having a lot of faith in the team, along with Rocko, Daisy and Peter Pan, who's probably OP.
Violin Tribe, because why not? Sticks named the team, but Spongebob is the head of the team and the rest of the team are, Pete, the tough cat, Tails, mechanic master and Scooby Doo, dog detective and he can also talk.
Finally, there's the Crosstown Club, whom Karkat is the leader of that and he's a jerk, but so's Dan and Marie was here to win, Sandy and Bark actually talked and Sweet Bro was actually but he was hiding behind Bark.
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Sweet Bro and Karkat was in seventh, along with Sandy and Bark in eighth place and then former two passed Rigby and Bart, but the knocking startedm and it was accidental. ''What the hell are you doing?'' Sweet Bro asked the raccoon and then Karkat tried to punch, but Rigby was a little too far out. ''Wrecking you, man.'' Bart said, with his sunglasses on and then he took it off and gave it to Rigby. ''It matters, bitch and if you don't want to owned, stay outta our way.'' Rigby said, sort of threatening Karkat and Sweet Bro.

In the top five places, there was close rowing going and Sonic and Knuckles was in the centre of it, not first, but now second to the Mario Brothers. ''You're taking it too hard, bro, SO SHUT UP!'' Luigi boasted and Knuckles replied with that he wasn't saying anything, but Sonic mouthpalmed and it slowed the whole boat. ''We got to the very best!'' Sonic shouted and he kept his speed, while Knuckles went slightly faster. ''What-a are you going to do abouta it?'' Mario asked, challenging him to a 1v1 and Tomo noticed it from the right side. ''Be careful, because Luigi can stare you down, with a DAMN GOOD STARE and distract you to boot.'' she advised to Sonic, but the blue blur didn't care much. ''Bye for now!'' Knuckles shouted, in politeness and they tried and go ahead.

''They're going to screw up hard and I know that.'' Leahwig said, rowing the boat and wearing a baseball cap, but now they were either fourth or fifth because Karkat and Sweet Bro passed with their super fast arms.
''Suck a d, man.'' Karkat boasted and then, they both laughed a bit before returning to fastness. ''Such a idiot would make a statement like that.'' Leahwig replied, being smug, but then both girls went fast. ''CHARGE AND KARKAT'S GOING TO BE LOSING!'' Meg shouted, taking so seriously, while Modrecai and Delsin noticed from sixth place that both of the girls are acting sore. ''Wow, they're so stupid, we could beat them easily!'' Delsin boasted and then Modrecai replied with ''No problem, we can and will do that.'' in a cool manner and they both rowed a bit fast, but at a good pace.

Episode 1e coming this Friday and for the first time, not really, see 3 people eliminated at the same time from the last, seventh and sixth place team, but not at the same time.