Disclaimer: I do not, nor will I ever (But fingers still crossed) own Despicable Me. Or Bunnicula, the cute, vegetable-draining rabbit we all love. Except Chester. Chester hates Bunnicula. Bluerosesavior and Wolfyfox3 also own themselves, at least until I can convince them to sell me their souls... I do own this plot, Jimmy, and the evil plans referred to briefly. NO STEALING!

It was only after Margo had kicked her dad out of the lab that she finished typing her reply to Bluerosesavior.

Bluerosesavior: You there?

LavenderLily: Yeah, I had to get rid of my dad.

Bluerosesavior: OOHH! What's the latest 'super-evil' plan?

LavenderLily: He wants to flood the Sahara Desert. Jimmy just got back with this giant vacuum cleaner looking thing that is suppose to suck up the Gulf of Mexico and carry it to the desert and drop it.

Bluerosesavior: Cool! How did his last plan work? The one with the cross-dressing goat?

LavenderLily: The goat ate the contract, so Dad had to release the hamsters.

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LavenderLily: You still there?

Bluerosesavior: Yeah yeah I'm here. Sorrz, I was laughing to hard to type... ;D How did Edith react to sooo many cute, fuzzy hamsters running around?

LavenderLily: She freaked and refused to leave her room until they were gone.

LavenderLily: Agnes dressed one up like a unicorn and Jimmy and her made it run through a maze made of books.

Bluerosesavior: Aww, poor rodent. How is Agnes and Edith, btw?

LavenderLily: Edith got into a fight at school again. She took one of Dad's sonic blast cannons to school, used it to get to the front of the lunch line, and then tried to run away from the principal. Dad took us out for pizza to celebrate. Agnes is insisting on unicorn-shaped sandwiches, and so Jimmy is forced to make like six sandwiches for her every morning. So, basically a normal couple of days. How bout u?

Bluerosesavior: Same Same. Not as interesting as your life, but cool enough. Hey, I got that package you sent! Has your dad noticed it was missing?

LavenderLily: Nah, Uncle Nefario heard Dad wrong and built it. Dad wanted a 'Dart Gun', Nefario made that.

Bluerosesavior: Lol, so I can keep it?

LavenderLily: Yep.

Bluerosesavior: COOL :-)

LavenderLily: but, remember, you can't show anyone that can't keep a secret. Dad's been trying to keep a lower, 'anonymous-super-villain' profile ever since that freaky dude Vector kidnapped Edith, Agnes, and me.

Bluerosesavior: No prob. Can do. So... has Jason made any more 'hints'?

LavenderLily: …...just a few...

Bluerosesavior: Details!

The rest of the conversation followed closely along those line; boys, secrets, plans, and the latest mess ups and successes of the 'Super-villain world'. Later that same day, the beloved, slightly violent Edith had taken over the computer.

Wolfyfox3: u there?

PinkPunisher: Yep. My dad tried 2 read my message.

Wolfyfox3: Not cool. 'Rents need 2 respect privacy.

PinkPunisher: Well, he's still getting used 2 being a dad...

Wolfyfox3: U shuld hide his plans, just 2 get back him...

PinkPunisher: … tempting...

PinkPunisher: nah. Give him another chance.

Wolfyfox3: But he tries 2 read it again...

PinkPunisher: Good luck trying to find his plans!

Wolfyfox3: Yay! I luv evil plans.

PinkPunisher: Speakin of evil plans... I got in2 a fight skool.

Wolfyfox3: Really? Wat happened?

PinkPunisher: I borrowed 1 of my dad's weapons and took it 2 skool w/me. Wen I brought it out lunch 2 show off, some boy in 5 grade said it wasn't real, so I used it 2 get 2 the front of the lunch line, like Dad does the coffee shop. The principal showed up and she instantly decided I was the 1 that caused all the damage and tried 2 take the gun away. I ran. After a while, tho, she caught me and called dad...

Wolfyfox3: Wat he do?

PinkPunisher: He took us out for pizza!

Wolfyfox3: LOL! Ur dad is soooo cool!

Wolfyfox3: Have u read the last Bunnicula book yet?

PinkPunisher: Nope. Haven't had the chance 2 sneak in2 the library...

Wolfyfox3: Sneak in?

PinkPunisher: yeah... I sorta set fire 2 a couple of books last week... my picture is hanging up on the wall!

Wolfyfox3: 'Wanted Dead or Alive' ?

PinkPunisher: Nah, just 'Banned for Life'

Wolfyfox3: 2 bad

PinkPunisher: yep my dad's plan fell thru

Wolfyfox3: The 1 w/the hamsters and the rubber band balls?

PinkPunisher: Yep. The rubber bands started snapping and set the goat free. Contract got eaten, the mayor was squished by the remaining ball, and dad had 2 let the rodents go because PETA started a picket line. I got it on camera.

Wolfyfox3: U so have 2 show me!

PinkPunisher: Next weekend. Margo is going 2 her friend's house for a sleep-over, so it'll just b Agnes, Dad, and the Minions. U could spend the nite.

Wolfyfox3: cool! I'll ask my mom. Can we try the new laser cannon?

PinkPunisher: If dad says okay. So, how's your 'Collection of Insanity' coming along?

Wolfyfox3: Awesomely! I found out why they nail the lids of coffins shut.

For the next many hours, Edith would chat with her friend about the super-natural, the random, and the evil.

And Gru would never know what had been typed.