Somehow this tile isn't doing it for me.


"Absolutely not," was all that Edward said he was face to face with the angel. He had just received the news that his precious little mate is going to have sex with his 'mother'! How sick is that? Their practically mother and daughter and now Bella has to have sex with her?! That just won't do.

"I'm really getting tired of your bitchin'," Fedora said in a monotone.

Edward just huffed; he turns to his mother and mate who were sitting next to each other. "Can't you just…skip her?"

"No I cannot, this is God's work; you cannot tamper to God's work."

"But—"

"YOU cannot TAMPER with GOD'S work…" Fedora growled, silencing the bronze haired vampire.

Edward fidgeted, keeping his anger in check, he turns over to Carlisle who was standing beside his mate, and spoke "don't you have something to say. I mean Esme is your mate,"

Fedora growled, how dare, he point that out!

Carlisle looked from his son to his mate and then at Bella, he sighed. As much as he doesn't want this to happen, he still has to bind by the rules even if it means his mate has to have intercourse with his somewhat daughter-in-law. "It's Bella's destiny to have sexual intercourse with female vampires—"

"Every female vampire," Fedora corrected.

Carlisle cleared his throat, "yes well, and Esme is next. There's nothing I can do; she was bound to have sex with Isabella even if she weren't next,"

"Wonderful speech Doctor Cullen, but time's running out. Bella, Esme, prepare yourselves," Fedora clapped her hands and disappeared. Leaving Edward to growl, Carlisle to think, and Bella to blush, all except Esme, who just sat there drinking her tea.

"Bella, sweetie, are you alright?" Esme asked the trembling Bella, both of them were naked, save for Bella in boxer briefs—bought by Alice. The older woman could easily see the huge bulge in between Bella's legs, and she couldn't help but to stare.

The brunette was fumbling and fighting with herself; here she was only in boxers, standing in front of Esme—who's like a mother figure to her—naked as the day she was born, and now it's her turn to have Sex with Bella, "I'm f-fine…" Bella tried not to look at Esme's body—full breast, luscious curves, and no hair down there—and tried to only focus on the worried, beautiful, face of the matriarch.

"Bella darling" Esme asked her.

Said girl gulped; she always smile when Esme will call her sweetie, darling, honey, or other names but now that she has to have sex with this woman Bella tries not to imagine Esme call her those when she's making her cum.

Oh never mind her brain got an image

Esme noticed Bella's discomfort and couldn't help but to feel for the girl. This is her job, her destiny, to have intercourse with every female vampire on Earth and now that it's her turn…Esme sighed. Bella is like a daughter to her and now that she has to have sex with her is just weird. But then again Alice and Rosalie already slept with her and the two treat Bella as their sister. Esme frowned, time's ticking and Lucifer is getting stronger, she has to do this, for the good of Humanity.

Yes for Humanity and her family

Bella was so deep with fighting with herself and her hormones that she didn't see Esme walk up to her and grope her cock through her boxer briefs, it was only when Esme squeezed it that her mind went blank and the rest of her brain blood rushed to her cock. "Huh?"

"Bella, sweetie, fulfill your destiny, save the human race," Esme flipped them over and brought Bella's body down with her. They landed on the tile floor, but it didn't hurt Esme. The older brunette wrapped her arms around Bella's neck and locked her legs on the younger brunette's waist; her penis was poking her through the boxers. Her face became flushed, Esme looked at the wide eyed Bella, and her eyes began to fog with lust, "take me…" Esme couldn't understand what was wrong with her; she has never acted this way especially towards a human girl.


Fedora was on a nearby cloud, above the Cullen Coven, playing poker with a few of her angel buddies. When one of them, a blonde, spoke, "let me guess, God added irresistible pheromones to the dick?"

Fedora could only smirk and look at her cards


Esme clawed at Bella's back as the human rubbed her hardness up against her acing clit.

Bella can't understand why but somehow she has grown in courage; she enjoyed having sex with Alice, touched Rosalie's boobs and flipped them over so she can fuck her, and now she's making Esme wet and beg for her. This is both turning her on and making her worry. Bella decided to ignore her worry and just go for it; she placed her hands on Esme's legs and split her open. Her mind fogged at the sight of a pink and wet pussy, Bella bit her lip—she has never done before, on a girl—oh well it won't hurt to try for the first time, after all you won't know something is good if you don't go for it.

So she did

Esme let out a gasp when she felt a wet tongue glide against her wet pussy, her immediate reaction, grab Bella's head and push her in further.

Bella let out a whimper every time Esme pulled on her hair, but somehow that's turning her on even more. She could feel her dick—yeah that's right Bella's feeling confident in herself to call that dick hers—ache and twitch inside her boxers, begging to be free from the cotton jail and get would much rather be arrested in Esme.

"Bella…" Esme moaned when she felt the human nip at her clit, she brought one of her hands to her mouth and bit down one her pointer finger knuckle, while the other hand remained on Bella's head. "Mmm…" the older brunette could feel her orgasm approaching, she knows this is just a fuck compared to the love making she and Carlisle do, and yet she's about to orgasm. She and Carlisle have sex plenty of times, she's experienced, which is why she's so calm even when her orgasm is just around the corner.

Bella bit down on her clit, hard, and that was the straw that broke the camel's back. Esme came with a very sexy moan Bella has ever heard come from a woman, minus Alice and Rosalie, and was congratulated with a very tasty liquid coming from Esme.

Esme, without thinking, pulled Bella by the cheeks so their lips met in a passionate kiss. Both women moaned into the kiss and their tongues began to fight for dominance. As their tongues fought, Esme trailed her hands from Bella's hair, to her neck, shoulder blades, spine, and finally stopping at the waistband of the boxer briefs. Her legs were still held by Bella but she didn't care, instead she hooked her fingers into the waistband and pulled the underwear down.

Bella could feel Esme's cold finger run down her body and settling on her boxers, and she felt the woman pull down her boxers she removed her hands from Esme's legs and helped the matriarch remove her underwear, but because she was too busy kissing Esme—she doesn't want to stop—she only pull down her boxers to her thighs, which was enough for her dick to sprung free.

Bella broke the kiss with a gasp, a sliver of saliva between their open mouths. Bella lifted her head and stared at Esme, "you ready?" she asked, Esme just smiled and brought the girl down for another kiss.

The human grabbed her dick and teased—something she's never done-Esme's opening, the older women spread her legs farther apart to give Bella better space and access. But Bella kept her teasing and smiled into the kiss when Esme let out a growl, so Bella pushed the tip of her penis inside Esme and shuddered—she'll have to get used to cold pussy if she's going to fuck vampires—she broke the kiss and buried her head into Esme's neck.

Esme placed her hands on Bella's back and whispered into the human's ear, "go for it Sweetie,"

Bella pushed her full length inside and both women let out a moan. Bella laid there for a moment to let Esme get used to the big intrusion. Esme smiled knowing Bella isn't moving because of her size, she'll admit the girl is at least twice the size of Carlisle in length, width, and girth. Any who, that's very sweet of the girl to do that, "Bella," Esme began, getting the attention of the human, "I'm ready."

Bella gulped but otherwise pulled out until the tip of her penis was the only thing inside Esme, before thrusting back in that wet delicious cavern. Bella began a slow tempo; in, out, in, out, in, out each time she went in her penis will poke a certain spot inside Esme. Causing the woman under her to moan and dig her nails into her skin.

Esme opened her mouth in a silent scream and tighten her hold on Bella's body, the girl was going slowly but she wanted more. She needed more; so with her vampire strength she flipped them over so she was on top of Bella and rode her cock. Bella was shocked when Esme flipped them and couldn't help but to think she's going to be a bottom later on; Alice topped her, Rosalie rode her, and now Esme is fucking herself against her.

If Bella's going to a bottom then she at least shows some appreciation to the female on top of her; she placed her hands on Esme's hips and helped the older woman ride her. Every time Esme rose, Bella will lower her hips and when the older woman would fall, the human thrusts upwards, which meant that their pelvises will meet with one another.

Esme bent down and kissed Bella, all while never ceasing to ride the girl. Bella moaned into the kiss and speed up her thrusting, her cock will come out glistening in Esme's juices, making it easy to thrust into that tight pussy.

Esme could feel her orgasm approaching and broke the kiss. She rose into a 45 degree angle and placed her hands on either one of Bella's shoulders, digging her nails deep into soft flesh that the sensitive skin broke and blood began to slowly seep out. Bella whimpered at feeling her blood escape her, but otherwise continued her fast thrusting. She felt that all too familiar pull on her stomach and speed up her thrusting, she grabbed Esme's breasts and pinched the nipples. Esme let out a scream when the human pinched her nipples. And came; her orgasm wrecked her whole body like nothing she has ever experience—with Carlisle of course.

Bella let out a muffle groan and came hard inside Esme; spurts of hot cum filled Esme and a bit dripped out. Bella loosed her grip on the older woman's breast and her arms fell limply on the damaged tile floor. Esme, who now feels so full let out a purr and removed her bloody nails from Bella's shoulders. When she stood Bella's penis came out with a pop and cum came gushing out. She moaned at the sight of her wreck, cum filled, pussy and placed a kiss on a passed out Bella. Esme put on some clothes and joined her mate in the forest.


An hour has passed and Bella was watching all three Cullen women play their annual family tradition of baseball. She decided to just watch instead of joining, since she's a human that'll be unfair to go against super powered vampires.

"There you are!" Bella turns to see Fedora run to her; the angel was holding 9 small blue notebooks in one hand and was holding a rolling briefcase in the other. All the other vampires stopped their game and made their way to the human and angel.

"What do you have there, Fedora," Carlisle asked.

"Airport passes!" The angel held out the passes to the vampires and each out of them took one, she handed one to Bella and the human looked at the small book with confusion.

"Why do we need airport passes?" she asked.

Fedora smile at the human and wrapped an arm around her, "why we're going to Alaska!"

"What!?" That was both Edward and Bella.

Fedora's smile widens, "I've already checked who's next!"

Everyone waited for Fedora to say who's next, but she didn't say anything,

"So…" Emmett began, "who is it?"

The angel tried to hold her giggles, "Hey Bella," she giggled, "do you like Carmen-el?"

"What?" every male vampire asked

Fedora stopped her giggling, "You know caramel? A play on words," they just blinked, all while the females shook their heads at how stupid their mates are—clearly they understood the joke and know who's next.

Seeing the males so confused put Rosalie on edge, "Oh for crying out loud, it's Carmen! She's going to fuck Carmen next!"

All the males went "Ooh," and Emmett placed his two cents.

"Eleazar won't be happy about that,"


Raise your hand if you found Fedora's pun funny?

*Cricket chirps*