Warnings? ... FLUFF! Absolutely NO ROMANCE of ANY TYPE ... (or so I try to ... ) Although there maybe some cursing from certain people and OOC-ness, so hope you don´t mind and hope you enjoy!

Summary: As Giotto and G were walking, they found two cute little kittens. They are so innocent looking and so hard to ignore! But are they what they look like? Let's hope! XD Rated T to be safe.

Disclaimer: I do NOT own Katekyo Hitman Reborn, all credits goes to Akira Amano for having made such great characters! XD

"Human Speeches"

- Animal Speeches -

'Thoughts'

Giotto sighed as he stared at the sleeping kitten in front of him.

It has been 1 week since his friends last visit. Truth to be told, Giotto had been doing great as Tsuna's owner; always tending to his everyday needs with utmost care.

'sigh ...' the blond sighed once again. 'Hmm ... Hmmmmm ... Hmmmmmmmmmm.' The blonde's expression suddenly changed to that of an annoyed one. 'Tsuna doesn't look that different! ... He does not even look sick or in pain!'

True; the orange and white kitten in front of him seemed like he was sleeping peacefully, no struggles, no pained expressions, no wiggling ...

'Maybe, G was exagerating.' Giotto thought as he sighed in relief.

He stood up with a sudden change of mood.

'Ok! Let's celebrate!' He looked happy and determined.

Giotto went over to the living room to retrieve his cellphone and started dialing his closest friends.

"Hey .. yeah ... no! I just wanted to say that ..." Giotto's voice trailed off as he walked further away from the kitchen.

Whilist Tsuna had woken up from his peaceful sleep. Unlike other cats who would stretch upon waking up, the first thing Tsuna did was roll around his pillow.

'Warm ...' Tsuna thought as he felt too lazy to stand up.

"Eh? Yeah! ... Ok, I'll see you then!" Giotto hung up his phone. "Now that that's done, preparation time!"

He stopped when he heard mewing from the kitchen, and rushed towards it. When he stepped inside, he saw that Tsuna was playing by himself with the pillow and seemed really happy, so he decided to join in.

When Tsuna was on his back, Giotto began tickling him.

"Hahahahaha, you like being tickled right?" Giotto laughed as Tsuna was squirming and trying to scratch him. "So cute!"

The blonde scooped him up and cuddled him in which Tsuna responded by relaxing in his human's antics.

Durnig the one week that had gone by, Giotto managed to win Tsuna's trust and said kitten learned to cope with his new master.

"Guess what Tsuna! We are going to have a celebration party today!" Giotto smiled widely while he headed towards the living room and settled in the couch after turning on the television set.

"We are going to celebrate because you are my first pet!" Tsuna purred as Giotto began petting him. "I bet you are going to make new friends today! You see, almost all my friends have a pet of themselves! And some of them are really cool! But none of them are as cute as you are!" Giotto lifted him up into the air.

- Yay! - Tsuna cheered as he was lifted up in the air. -Higher! Higher!- Tsuna seemed to have forgotten every word that left Giotto's mouth from excitement.

Giotto laughed as Tsuna kept mewing.

"Oh, but first of all, we need to get the preparations ready!" The duo went into the kitchen and Tsuna was set down on his pillow once again. "Now, Tsuna stay there, ok? Don't get off the table since I'll start cooking." Giotto intructed and got to work.

- Coo ... Coooo? ... Well, whatever! - Tsuna mewed as he flopped down to his pillow and started playing by himself.

"Finally! Done!" Giotto yelled as heaved a big sigh. The blonde had been through three hours of hard work that had resulted in the big feast currently shinning on the table.

Giotto was snapped out of his little rest when he heard a mewing and something patting his cheek.

"Thanks, Tsuna." Giotto petted the kitty in front of him. "Ok, now that this is done! Let's go take a quick bath." He stood up with Tsuna in his arms.

- Yay! We are going into the white room to play with water, right, Giotto? -

"Haha, yes, we are going to take a bath." Giotto said as he took out two towels in his closet. "But, we can't play for too long since everyone is going to arrive soon."

Giotto set Tsuna down in front of the opened door of the bathroom. The orange kitten instantly ran towards a flat bowl and settled inside of it.

- Hurry, Giotto! - he kept mewing while Giotto was taking off his clothes and throwing them towards the other pile of dirty clothes.

Giotto steped in and started to fill his bathtub; after the water had started running, he focused once again on Tsuna who was pacing around his little bowl.

"Hahaha, I have to fill it with water and you have to clean yourselve first before going into the water, Tsuna." Giotto said as he took Tsuna out and started to spray water over him.

After Tsuna was all drenched, Giotto took the special kitten shampoo and applied some of it with his hands. While Giotto was rubbing his little body, Tsuna was purring.

"You like this don't you?" Giotto said as he set Tsuna down after making sure that the soap had reached every part of Tsuna's small form, but before he could turn on the water and wash away the bubbles, he started laughing.

- Giotto? - Tsuna asked, not getting why his master was laughing.

"You just look so funny, Tsuna!" Giotto kept laughing.

Tsuna just sat there, not knowing that he look like a mini pink sheep with a tail and kitten's head.

After getting down from his high with a little shaking on Tsuna's part after the little kitten had realized his appearance, Giotto turned on the water and washed away all the bubbles.

"Now that you are clean you can play." He started to fill up Tsuna's bowl with water. Tsuna hopped in and started splashing around.

At first when Giotto had offered to give him a bath, Tsuna would scratch and bite, doing all he could for not getting near the water. It was expected, after the little incident with the little kids when Giotto and G had found them.

After three days of scratching, biting and bleeding, Giotto had finaly able to make Tsuna get into the water. Although, seeing as the bathtub was too big for Tsuna, Giotto had found a flat based bowl for him.

Giotto sighed as he remembered the old times, but snapped out of it when he remembered the time.

"Shit, they are going to be here soon!" Giotto took a quick bath, got Tsuna wrapped up in a blanket before he went to get dressed himself and then came back to dry Tsuna up with the hair dryer.

The door bell rang twice which made Giotogo haywire.

"Coming!" Giotto shouted as he wrapped Tsuna up again since the kitty wasn't completely dried up yet and headed towards the door.

He opened the door and rushed back inside knowing that his friends would make themselves home even without being told.

"You guys can go ahead and start eating, I just have to dry Tsuna up." Giotto shouted from his bedroom.

- Cool! We are having a party! - Takeshi barked and started running around the living room.

- Shut up, idiot! - Hayato hissed before running into Giotto's room in search for his little brother.

"Quite lively bunch you have there." Daemon Spade, a man with dark blue hair said as he came in with an white owl perched on his shoulder, said with a smirk.

"Shut up, herbivore." Alaude said as he walked in followed by a skylark.

"Yare, yare, so much trouble for coming here." Lampo, a teen with green hair and a closed eye said carrying a little black chihuahua with him, said.

"Haha, this is going to be a GREAT celebration!" Knuckles, a guy with balck pope-like robes came in while carrying a little kangaroo.

"Maa, maa, we should all just relax." Asari said from the kitchen.

"You are just way too relaxed!" G's shout could be hear through the entire house.

"I just hope that the house will still be in one piece after this celebration." Giotto sighed from his bedroom.

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