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Dear Diary,

So when I last wrote down my embarrassing memoirs, I left off when public enemy number one (AKA Oliver) showed up at the arena and knocked me unconscious. And so, after waiting the eight or so hours one needs to not sleep after a suspected concussion, I have come back. And I bet, Diary, you sat here wondering what happened after HE showed up. You probably assumed that the Jonas Brothers rushed to my side. That Kevin had a spazz attack over me again and took me to the hospital. Or that Miley cried over my body and Oliver was so upset that he promised me ANYTHING if I would just wake up, please.

Well of course that wouldn't happen. I mean honestly, people can only take so much drama before they just ignore you. So when I woke up, I wasn't that surprised to see the Jonas Brothers laughing at something Oliver had said while Miley sat next to me reading a magazine. Psh. She could have at least held my hand. No one noticed when I came to. I sat up and looked around, wincing at the bright lights.

"Oooo Lilly look at these shoes! Oh crap! Lilly! You're awake. Good. Hey guys, Lola's awake."

Oh my gosh, they did care about me! People were concerned! Then Joe spoke.

"Thank God for that. Now we can leave. Finally! You've been napping for the last hour!"

Then Oliver opened his big dumb mouth to say his two cents which I most definitely did not want to hear.

"Gosh Lola. How can you be so inconsiderate to these fine fellows? They wanted to go home but being the gallant gentlemen they are, decided to stay to make sure you were all right. The least you could have done was wake up sooner. That is so wika-wika-wack."

Oho that was it! I launched myself at Oliver managing to jump on his back. I put my hands around his neck and started wringing. I lost it.

"Me be inconsiderate? That's rich coming from the guy who knocked me UNCONSCIOUS! How about you apologize to me pretty boy? I ought to kill you, you insensitive jerk. And you know what? Your mustache is ugly. And it repels women. I can't even handle how ridiculous you are. Don't talk to me for the next hour. Actually, don't look at me either. Don't even THINK about me. Got it?"

I jumped off his back and looked at him.

He was staring at the ground, shaking slightly, obviously terrified. My work there was done. I nodded, satisfied, when I heard a cough. Oh crap, witnesses. I turned to face a mad Miley and freaked out Jonai (the plural form of Jonas. Isn't that the best? I read it in a magazine. People can be so creative. Oh, um what was I talking about?)

"Oh Lola, you are just too funny. Death threats are such a good joke."

Shoot. Miley is maddd. This is also slightly awkward. Time for some damage control. I turned to the Jonai (hahahaha).

"Yeah I love to make jokes. Especially to Mike here, who, strange as it seems, is my best friend. I also like making jokes to other people. Like... What is a pirate's favorite style of sweater? ARRRR-gyle. Hahaha?"

Joe looked at me for a second before sarcastically cracking up.

"ARRRR-gyle. That's hilarious! Lola you are so weird! Come on guys, let's get out of here before we catch the crazy!"

And with that, Nick and Joe walked out the door with Miley following talking about how I mean well but get nervous. Shoot. I totally blew it. I turned to Oliver to give him permission to talk to me again when someone tapped my shoulder. I spun around to face Kevin, who was sort of looking at the ground and semi-shuffling his feet. And my heart melted. And then I liked him even more. Because how many guys shuffle their feet when they talk to you? Not a lot I'd venture to say. Goodness, he is too cute for his own good.

"Listen, sorry about Joe. He wasn't trying to insult you. He just gets intimidated by pretty girls who are funnier than him"

Oh my... Kevin Jonas called me pretty. And funny! My life cannot possibly get better. He continued to talk while I went into a compliment-induced daze.

"Um... So I was wondering if maybe you wanted to grab dinner sometime. I would really like to get to know you and I think being away from my brothers and Hannah would be good. What do you say?"

What do I say? How bout yes? I was thrilled. Unfortunately, my mouth and brain weren't working so I just stood there gaping like an idiot. After 3 minutes, Kevin looked down and started to walk away. I heard him mumble as he left. He kept saying idiot and stupid over and over again. I started to panic. I needed to talk to him and I was losing my chance. Oliver looked at the situation, slightly startled. He was going to save the day I could tell. He was going to talk to Kevin because I have obviously become a mute and will never talk again most likely.

Or maybe Oliver would walk in front of me, stare for a few seconds, and then smack me in the face. I gasped in pain and the words stated flowing.

"Wait! Yes I would love to go out to dinner, I just panicked a little but don't worry and I also possibly became mute but that was temporary because I'm talking now but it's really more like rambling if you want to get technical so you should probably just call me later to work out details because to be honest I think I'm going to pass out right now so call me?"

Kevin smiled at me. He walked to the door, talking over his shoulder.

"Will do Lola. You sure are something else."

And with those words he left. I just stood there for a moment before sinking to the floor. Oliver joined me. And because we have been best friends since kindergarten it didn't surprise me that we spoke at the same time.

"Whoa"

Lilly

Oh my gosh I'm sorry it's taken me so long to update! Finals week was crazy and then I went back three days later for summer school so I won't have to take government during the year. That means, however, I have to sit through 8 hours of class for 9 days. :( But starting next week it's summer! So more updates! And now I'm rambling and I'm starting to feel like Lilly so I'm just going to stop now.