Thanks guys, but the story is finished and the words have already been chosen. ;) Next time, I'll ask all of you for suggestions.
Sheldon frowned testily as he checked his email once more. Penny still hadn't responded. Really! Did this woman have absolutely no manners at all? When someone apologized it was only right that you respond to that apology. Especially if the person apologizing wasn't even really at fault! He huffed and stood up from his seat. Priya and Leonard were at the kitchen table eating waffles, but they looked up as he headed for the door. He walked across the short hall and knocked on Penny's door.
After a moment the door opened and he threw a forearm in front of his throat protectively. He watched her warily as she looked at him in confusion. "Yes?"
Sheldon hesitantly lowered his arm and cleared his throat. "Penny, you did not respond to my message of two days ago, so I have come over to see if you find my proposal acceptable."
Her eyes widened. "Proposal? We're getting married?"
Sheldon gasped and stepped back. "Of course not! I am speaking of my offer from two days ago to have your dress dry cleaned and to pay for your meals!"
Penny looked down at the sundress she had on and then back up at him. She shrugged and grabbed the hem. Before Sheldon, Leonard or Priya could speak, she whipped it off her body and tossed in into Sheldon's hands. She smiled brightly.
"Thanks, Moon Pie. I appreciate it," she said before closing her door.
Sheldon was frozen in place, his mouth hanging open. Over and over his mind replayed the brief scene of Penny's breasts bouncing lightly as she tore her dress off. His mind then focused on the lacey pink boy shorts she had been wearing. And then back to the bouncing.
Priya turned furious eyes to Leonard. "That woman is not allowed back over here!" she hissed.
Slowly Sheldon turned and re-entered his apartment. Penny had flashed him. Why on earth had she done that? Was it her way of repaying him for the embarrassment he caused her?
Good lord! Penny had flashed him!
R/W : waffles, throat, embarrassment, proposal, earth.