I apologize to anyone that likes Lucy but just going ahead and saying i dont like Lucy she is my least favorite loud sister im only saying this becuse i refuse to write a story were something positive happens with her i will gladly say why i hate her if asked.

Idea by: LeviAckerman0209

Lincoln was in his room beating the skin offa his meat! He was watching hardcore manatee porn! He growled watching as men fucked sea cows with anger and rage!

"OOOOOHH YEAH!!!!"

He busted the fattest nut imaginable. Lynn burst in his room to check on his ass when...She saw him watching porn...a tear fled her eye. She growled and hit him in the head so damn hard his skull caved in.

"You should have asked me to help you little shit!"

Lynn left as Lucy crawled through the vent. She drew a star and set some candles around his body. She muttered a chant in latin and satan burst from Lincoln's corpse.

He looked down at Lucy and threw up.

"What reason do YOU even have to be dark and gloomy?"

Lucy cried. "Nobody pays attention to me Boo hoo my life sucks i have a great family but i decide to act like i have something to be depressed about! And dont even get me started on the fact that we are all well fed and get lotsa crap that we want! BOO HOO WOE IS ME!!!!"

Satan gave a sarcastic glare to the fourth wall. "Im not fucking this...abomination."

You have too! Its your act!"Nope eat shit Ethan. Im not fucking this pathetic mortal!" Satan shouted.

First off dont say my real name in the story, Second im not in a good mood, the only reason im writing right now is because my brother Perry had a test to redo and i have to walk home with him. Actually I'm about to walk out be back when im home... Okay im back damn my feet hurt. anyway FUCK YOU SATAN GET YOUR FUCKING JOB DONE!!!

Satan sighed and threw a vial full of creamy white fluid at Lucy. "Im out." Satan then disappeared.

Son of a bitch!

Lucy opened the vial and shoved it so far in her vag that her mom screamed. Lucy had the children immediately while Lily was watching. Satan came back and looped a leash around Lily's neck and took her to hell.

Meanwhile Lynn Sr. was getting Mcdonalds for the whole family! He got in the car and masterbated the whole way home putting multiple loads in each milkshake.

The family had the milkshakes and loved the secret sauce. But Lynn Sr. died the following day. His family followed suite the next day. Turns out that while at Mcdonalds he had contracted every incurable cancer, disease, sickness and std ever.

The end.