''Hello folks Welcome to episode 4 of''
''Torturing Jiraiya''
''Today's item will be''
''Pepper Spray''
Jiraiya gave me a confused look and said,
''What?''
I laughed at his face and called for Igor
Igor handed me a can of pepper spray and then went on his way
I thought for a moment and I knew Jiraiya wouldn't fall for the "Tsunade behind him'' trick again
After about 1 minute of thinking I snapped my fingers and knew the perfect way
I said, ''Oh Jiraiya''
He looked in my direction and said, ''What?''
''I have a gift for you''
''What is it?''
I pulled out a Playboy magazine and waved it in front of his face
Jiraiya started drooling at the sight of the magazine
I said, ''Do you want it?''
Jiraiya nodded excitedly and said,
''Yes please''
I handed him the magazine and he started hugging it really weirdly
He opened the magazine and started reading it
I then said,
''Oh and Jiraiya''
Jiraiya looked up from his magazine and saw a nozzle near his face
I smirked and said,
''You owe my five bucks''
I sprayed the contents of the can on his eyes
He dropped the magazine and started clutching his eye screaming
''OH MY GOD THAT F****N HURTS''
I started walking away when Igor asked,
''What does he own you five bucks for master?''
I simply reply,
''For the Playboy magazine''
''Well folks that's all the time we have for today''
''I'll see you next time for another epsiode''
''Torturing Jiraiya''
I want to give a shout out to Dusk Neko4 for the item of this show.
Don't forget to review. Later!