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I decided that she was exactly right. I wanted to spice it up a little so I called Alice. It was time to go shopping. I bought a new dress that I was extremely excited about. It was shorter than the black one and had a diving neckline that the woman in the store helped me with. She showed me a trick on how to make the girls a bit perkier in a dress designed like this. I took her advice graciously and then bought some new shoes to match. Well the shoes were a complimentary gift from Alice. She declared that no dress was complete without its own pair of shoes. After that we were heading to the lingerie store. I tried to talk Alice out of it because I felt weird taking a baby into a lingerie store but she declared that Cooper didn't know what he was looking at and that I needed some cute underwear. I lost that battle and ended up leaving with three new bra and panties set and a couple of new nighties.

I left Alice and Cooper at her car and headed to the grocery store for something to fix this evening. I had actually thought about going out but I didn't want to go out. I wanted to be at home tonight…it was more convenient that way. I had never cooked oysters before but that is what the internet is for. I bought a bag full plus some fresh lemons and some more fruit to make a fruit plate. Fruit could be exotic if it is used in the right way. That wasn't Carmen's words, they were my own. Edward and I have shared exotic fruit trays before. I feed him…he feeds me…yeah you get the point.

Once I got home I looked up a good recipe and started cooking the oysters as I grabbed my phone and dialed the office. Thankfully he wasn't in a patient's room right now.

"Hello?" He answered with a smile in his voice.

"Hey, why didn't you wake me this morning? I would have made you breakfast again." I told him.

"You were sleeping too well I didn't want to wake you." He said and then immediately asked. "Why don't we go out for dinner tonight?"

"Well I kind of already started on dinner…plus I have a surprise for you." I told him and smiled brightly even though he couldn't see me.

"Oh…I am starting to like these surprises." He said softly and it made me grin even bigger.

"Good." I said and then checked the food on the stove.

"Well I have to go look down some kid's ear. I will see you in about an hour." He said and I heard someone calling him in the background. "I love you."

I smiled and said, "I love you too. Bye."

"Bye." He hung up and I went upstairs to get ready.

I fixed my hair and make-up then slipped on the black lacey thong that Alice had picked out. I had never really worn them for Edward and I figured that it would be a nice surprise for the evening. They weren't as uncomfortable as I thought they would be and for that I was very thankful. I put on the new red dress and fixed the girls just like the woman had showed me. I was pleased with how they looked so…perky. I slipped my shoes on sprayed some perfume and then went downstairs to finish up the meal.

When the oysters were done I placed them all on one big plate and sliced the lemons to squeeze over top of the oysters then I sliced some into a little design and decorated the plate with them. Then I cut up all the fruit and arranged it in a nice display as well. I sat the plates on one end of the table and then fixed our drinks. I wanted something simple so I just fixed some martinis with a twist of lemon and as I heard the garage door open I ran into the dining room and sat the glasses down so that I could scoot back onto the table. I sat in front of his normal chair, crossed my legs and grabbed the glasses as he entered the house.

He seemed like he was in a hurry to get in the door and then stepped into the dining room. He had already dropped his blazer and briefcase somewhere and was ripping his tie off as he came around the corner. I smiled at him brightly and held his glass up to him. He grinned to the side and I felt my heart thump loudly. He ripped his tie off his neck and marched over to the table with and intense look in his eye. He slammed his hands down on the table on either side of my legs and leaned forward pressing his lips to mine roughly. I moaned into his mouth and opened mine a little more to allow him more room. His hand fisted in my hair as he deepened the kiss.

After a moment he stepped back and started unbuttoning his shirt as he said, "Let's just skip dinner."

I laughed and raised my foot to press it into his stomach and pushed him back from the table with the bottom of my shoe. I didn't miss the fact that his eyes scanned my leg all the way from the tip of my toe to the skin that disappeared under my dress. He looked into my eyes with heat in his eyes, then I swear he groaned.

I smiled and said, "Would you like a drink?"

I presented the glass in my hand and smiled slower as I let my eyes wonder down his body. Maybe the oysters weren't necessary…his pants were already bulging. He grinned that half grin and reached out to take the glass from my hand. He chugged it all in one drink and then moved to sit down in his seat. I grinned and took a sip of my own drink before scooting across the table and sitting in front of him now. He looked down my legs and then looked up to the split in the top of my dress. He raised an eyebrow at my showing cleavage and then looked into my eyes.

"New dress?" He questioned and licked his lips.

"Alice and I went shopping. I got a little bit more than a dress." I said teasingly and he opened his mouth to speak but I put a finger to his mouth and said, "That's for later. Now let me serve you your dinner."

I reached to my side and picked up a slice of pineapple and held it to his mouth. He looked at me curiously but without hesitation he leaned forward and bit into the fruit. I swallowed hard as I watched a drop of juice slide down his chin. I nearly groaned but just leaned forward and licked it off his chin before sitting back and offering him another bite. He took another bite and I ate the rest of the fruit. Then I reached around and picked up a strawberry. Holding it by the green I held it to his mouth and nodded for him to take a bite of it.

He took the whole thing into his mouth so that his lips touched my fingers and then he bit leaving only a small piece with the green. His green eyes stayed on mine the whole time he ate. I fed him grapes, and apple slices, pineapple, strawberries, and blueberries before reaching over to the other plate and offering him the oyster.

He grinned and laughed darkly as I cracked open the oyster's shell and held it to him. His mouth wrapped around the bottom half and he sucked the meat out of the center making my center clench together. About seven oysters later he took it from my hand and stood up cracking it open and holding it to my mouth. I grinned and sucked the meat out of the shell and swallowed it. I moaned at how good it tasted. I expected another oyster but he grabbed a slice of pineapple and held it to my mouth. I bit at it slowly until I wrapped my lips around his fingers. I moaned around his fingers and licked the tip of them to get the pineapple juice off. He seemed to like feeding me the pineapple because other than a couple of strawberries that was all he fed me. When I had my fill of the fruit he grabbed another oyster and cracked it open before placing it against my mouth.

I had already drank my martini so Edward slipped into the kitchen and came back with two wine glasses and a bottle of wine that we had stored in the cabinet. He cracked it open and poured some into our glasses. He handed me my glass and watched me as I sipped from my own. I sat the glass down and raised my eyebrow and nodded to the oyster plate.

He laughed once and said, "Oh I'm sorry." I grinned as he easily slid the meat out of the shell and held it to my mouth. He obviously liked me sucking on his fingers. I licked at his fingers and sucked the meat from between his finger tips. I hummed again because it was really good. Three more oysters later and they were all gone. How had we managed to eat all of them? The fruit was still left but I wanted him so bad that I couldn't imagine sitting here a moment longer.

He reached for the fruit tray but I shook my head and leaned forward to kiss the corner of his mouth. "I am full…do you want some more?"

"No." He replied and kissed the side of my face passionately. My body tingled all over and I gripped his shirt in my hands to hold him closer to me.

I kissed his chin and then up the side of his face before planting my lips to his. His hands traced up my knees under my dress until he pulled me closer to him. I hummed into his mouth and sought out his tongue while I anchored one leg around his hip. His finger tips traced back down my legs and around my other calf to pull it up around his leg too. My whole body was on fire and my core was pulsing and throbbing wanting some form of friction.

He kissed from my mouth down to my neck and I just about when crazy. "Edward…" I moaned and pulled him tighter to me so that I could feel his hard cock against my wet center. I didn't want to have sex on the table but…I wouldn't mind it. He moaned and stepped back. What the hell?

He grabbed my face and kissed my lips softly. "Go upstairs. I will clean up down here and then be up in a minute."

I hummed and kissed at his lips for another moment and then nodded. "Hurry."

"No worries." He said and kissed at my lips again before stepping back and grabbing our wine glasses.

I sighed as I watched him walk into the kitchen. Jumping off the table I started to the steps until I heard Edward say, "And leave the shoes on."

I grinned widely and started up the stairs slowly. When I got to the bedroom door I pulled the dress off and left it sitting in front of the door jam. Going inside I went into the closet and grabbed the bra that matched the thong that I had on and slipped it on quickly. Then I went and stood at the closet door to wait on him. I heard him on the stairs and I turned the closet light off. I would be able to see him enter but he wouldn't be able to see me. I watched him grinning brightly as he walked in carrying the dress.

"Bella." He said and looked up into the closet. He was about to walk in but I stopped him.

"Are you ready for your surprise?" I asked him in a deep husky voice.

He grinned widely and unbuttoned the rest of his shirt to throw it on the floor. His pants went next followed by his socks and boxers until he was completely naked in front of me. He was hard and panted as he moved to sit down on the edge of the bed.

"I'm ready." He said and smiled anxiously.

I smiled brightly and tried to hide my laughter at him. He was so adorable. I love him…

I took a deep breath and stepped out slowly into the light so that he could see me. His eyes widened as they scanned me from head to toe. He couldn't find a spot to stay on longer than two seconds and that made me feel good about myself.

"Bella…" He said and shook his head slowly.

"There's more." I said softly and turned around slowly so that he could see the backside as well. He groaned loudly and cursed under his breath.

I felt my cheeks blush as I finished my circle and looked back into his eyes that were on fire. "Bella you've never…"

"I know. Do you like them?" I asked and before I could think he was standing behind me running his hands down my back and over my ass cheeks cupping my backside in his hands and squeezing lightly.

I groaned and said, "I'll take that as a yes."

"Take that as a hell yes." He said and ran his hands along the side of my thighs and then back up to my ass again.

He smacked my cheek lightly making me gasp at the shock of it and how good it felt. He massaged my backside where he had just slapped and then tapped it again in a different spot.

"Do you like that?" He asked in my ear and smacked the other side a little rougher. I gasped and felt my arousal soak my panties.

His hand slid around my side and into the front of my thong to run a finger down my slit making me nearly melt under his hands.

He laughed once and smacked my ass again. "I'll take that as a yes."

"Hell yes." I said and pushed my ass back into his hand wanting him to do it again.

He hummed and rubbed my ass cheek while he stroked my clit. His hand came back and smacked me again a bit harder making me moan against him. He removed both of his hands and whispered in my ear. "Go lay down on the bed Bella."

I swallowed and did as he said walking forward slowly trying to stabilize myself so that I wouldn't fall on my face. I sat down on the bed and scooted back until I was sitting directly in the center of the bed. Then I stretched out on my back and bent one knee up so that I didn't look like a dead fish lying on the bed.

He hummed and I watched as he walked forward and put his knees on the bed between my legs. His hands slipped down my legs and he caressed the top of my thighs before he bent my other knee up and leaned down to kiss my belly button. He kissed down to my thong and bit at the fabric and my skin. I took a ragged breath as he bit through the fabric making me gasp for air. He reached the center of my thong and bit down nearly making me buck off the bed. He hummed and licked roughly through the fabric. He put his mouth flat to my covered pussy and blew hot air through the lace making me moan.

"Edward please…" I moaned and tried to grip his hair and push him down further on me. He pulled back and gripped the fabric at my hips to slide it down my legs. He threw the thing to the nightstand on his side of the bed and leaned down quickly devouring my pussy with his mouth. I nearly came instantly when his tongue flicked across my clit.

I groaned and beat my head back on the bed roughly as he licked and sucked and bit against me, teasing me. He sat back and smiled down at me before moving a hand down between my legs and slowly tracing a finger down my wet lips. He slipped his middle finger into my pussy making me moan under his hands. He pumped his finger in and out of me making my hips buck up off the bed.

"Come on Bella…" He moaned and leaned down biting at my hard nipples through my bra. I moaned again and he sucked against the bud. He alternated biting and sucking while he pumped his finger in and out.

"Oh shit…" I moaned and threw my head back. I was so close…right there. "Yes…shit…yeah harder."

He moaned and flipped his finger up into my hot spot making me scream out roughly and buck against his hand. My orgasm ripped through me so quickly I swear I saw lights underneath my eyelids. He didn't stop…he kept going and my insides were sensitive and while his finger was moving it was making my legs shake.

"Edward…" I moaned. I was going to tell him to stop but my second orgasm twisted through my stomach and I nearly came off the bed as he flicked his finger tip across that spot again.

I sat up and screamed out in a groan as I came all over his hand. I fell back to the bed limply and Edward stopped for a second. I didn't know whether to be glad or mad that he stopped. He sat up and gripped my arms to pull me up to him. I fell limply on his chest trying to catch my breath as he reached behind me and unclasped my bra. He let me lay back down as he slid the bra off of me. He fell down on top of my body and kissed at my lips roughly as his hands roamed my body and plucked at my chest.

Finally when I caught my breath I reached down and grabbed his cock as I pumped it in my hand a few times. He groaned and bucked into me once. I pushed him up and rolled him over onto his back so that I could straddle him. When he was stretched out I kissed down his neck and chest. I bit at his nipples and licked all the way down his chest to his dick. I licked around the bottom of his cock and then bit at his skin before licking down and sucking on his balls. He groaned underneath me and then I blew hot air against his balls before licking down to his legs and bit there too. He groaned and then finally I licked up his shaft and sucked on his head before flicking my tongue across his head quickly and roughly. He lost his breath for a second and then I took him all the way into my mouth…all the way down until I felt his balls across my bottom lip.

"Fuck Bella…" He moaned and then I slowly slid my mouth back up his shaft. Then quickly I started pumping my mouth up and down his cock making it wet all over. I only did this for a few seconds and then moved up his body to straddle his waist.

I gripped his cock in my hand and aligned him with my body before I slid down onto him quickly. He groaned and I rolled my eyes back into my head as he filled me so fully. I let him settle in for a second but then I started riding him hard and heavy and rough. He groaned as I bounced against him and his eyes were so far back in his head all I could see was white. I grabbed his hands and pulled them up until

"Yeah Bella…come on baby." He moaned and smacked my ass making me moan.

I arched my back a little and started taking him deeper inside of me so that he was all the way in. He groaned and smacked me again making my breath catch at how rough it was. That was it…I was almost there. I leaned my hands back and gripped his ankles and continued pumping up and down. He leaned his head up and was watching his cock disappear into my pussy. He started throbbing and I moaned out and clenched him inside of me so that he would have a better release. He moved one hand down between my legs grabbed my clit and pinched it before twisting it to the side and making me scream out as my third orgasm hit. I screamed and listened to him curse as he came inside of me. I fell to his chest limply and exhaled as I felt him slide out of me.

"Damn…" He mumbled and then rolled us over to our sides. "That was amazing."

I laughed once and then kissed his neck softly. "It was amazing."

We both fell asleep so quickly that I hardly had any time to think about tonight. It had worked like a charm…and it was the best plan I think I have had in awhile. I seduced my husband.

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