Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto because if I did things would be A LOT different. Plus I'm not Japanese and I don't draw that good

Yay! Another chapter, and the final one at that. If you hadn't noticed, I deleted a lot of the quotes that I usually put at the beginning of my chapters, but this one was oddly fitting. It came from a pretty awesomely hilarious yugioh/harry potter crossover, y'know, if you're into that kind of stuff.

"you may not have noticed but we don't do a tremendous amount of rescuing in my line of work, we're usually the ones that people need saving from.

Comes with the whole, 'I'm-an-evil-dictator's-minion' package"

Kakashi couldn't believe that he was fighting with this man, no, this Akatsuki member like he was back in the academy. Any insult that he knew was flung at the odd shinobi and it was being sent back to him with equal fervor. It's almost like fighting with Obito again, thought Kakashi musingly as the argument picked up a bit and went on to mother insults. After his mother had been insulted 34 times and had been accused of doing a multitude of things with various animals, Tobi suddenly stopped and began to break down with laughter. Kakashi stopped as well, although he was slightly startled at the sudden change in pace.

"What?" asked Kakashi wryly. Tobi continued to laugh and had actually started to choke on his own saliva until he cleared his throat and began laughing again. Kakashi's eyebrow began to twitch.

"I said, what!?" yelled Kakashi, preparing to throw a kunai or two at the tied up man. Tobi did his best to stop laughing although he was hiccuping and giggling every couple of seconds uncontrollably.

"Hehehe...sorry Kakashi-san...-hiccup-...it's just that-hehe- I haven't fought with anyone like this-hehehe-in such a long time that I forgot how much fun it was!" said Tobi cheerfully. Kakashi sweatdropped at the answer he had been given and put the kunai back into the pouch strapped to his thigh.

"Whatever," Kakashi muttered as he picked up his book.

"Yeah, you're even more fun to fight with than Deidara-senpai!" exclaimed Tobi.

"Well, isn't that nice, you idiot?" said a rather cross voice that startled both Kakashi and Tobi, although for different reasons.

"Deidara-senpai!" yelled Tobi cheerfully as he struggled against his bonds. Deidara rolled his eyes at his partner ad locked eyes with the copy ninja. Kakashi had quietly put his book away again and took out some kunai while he crouched in anticipation for an attack. Deidara smirked as he stuck one of hands into the bags of clay at his sides.

"Deidara-san," said Kakashi with mocking politeness.

"Asshole," answered Deidara with mocking sweetness.

"What's with the aggression, Deidara-san? It's nice to see you again, well, in one peice. How did finding your arm go?", said Kakashi with reciprocated sweetness of the Splenda kind. Deidara gritted his teeth as he waited for his hands to digest the clay so that he could blow the fucker up.

"Ano..Deidara-senpai?" Tobi asked his partner timidly. Deidara twitched slightly as he switched his attention back to his partner.

"What?" came Deidara's terse reply.

"Ano...can you...help me up?" Tobi said shyly as he struggled a bit more with his confinements to accentuate his point. Deidara twitched a bit more and gave Tobi an incredulous look.

"I'm a little busy at the moment! Can't you wait?" Deidara snapped at him. Tobi wriggled around a little more.

"But-but, I'm uncomfy!" Tobi whined.

"Well, deal with it!" Deidara said in an exasperated manner. Only a little longer, Deidara thought as he felt the mouths on his hands go through the final stage of digestion. Suddenly the ropes that had been restricting Tobi fell to the ground and he stood up. Both Kakashi and Deidara looked at him in shock at the spontaneous change in Tobi's attitude.

"Deidara", said Tobi although his voice was entirely different than it had been previously. Deidara's eys widened slightly.

"Stop with this nonsense and let's return to base,"said Tobi. At the command and the new confidence that was present in his partner's voice he knew that instead of dealing with the everyday retard, this was the most powerful person in their organization. Deidara nodded, removed the digested clay from his hand and instead of molding it he put it away for future use.

Kakashi watched all of this from his position in the tree while never moving from his ready-to-attack position. Tobi gave one last look at the copy ninja and Kakashi had the distinct feeling that this new persona was smirking at him from under the swirling orange mask. With movements that were hundreds of times more graceful and controlled than his previous ones, Tobi lightly began to move through the trees towards the nearest town while fully expecting his partner to simply follow him. Deidara gritted his teeth slightly and did as he did what was expected of him although not without one last glare at the gray-haired ninja.

Kakashi glared back, but he didn't follow. For some reason...he didn't want to know why that one Akatsuki member seemed so familiar or why he had a split personality. He just...didn't want to know. He had a feeling that trying to find out would bring up some painful memories and even after all these years, he wasn't ready for that. Well, this mission was a total waste of time, thought Kakashi. Not being able to think of anything else to do since he didn't want to start his journey back home just yet, Kakashi took out his book and flipped to the page that he had marked. So, now that Akira had declared his undying love for Junko he...

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"So you're telling me that you arrived there, captured one of them, the other one showed up, you got into a fight, the other one escaped, then they both left, and you hadn't been able to pick up their scent because it started to rain?" said Tsunade dryly as she looked at the smiling copy nin in front of her. Kakashi simply nodded and said, "Yup!"

Tsunade sighed and took a long drink out of her sake bottle.

"Great, now what am I supposed to tell those damn elders," she mumbled to herself as she waved Kakashi off.

"AND USE THE DAMN DOOR FOR ONCE!" was what Kakashi heard as he made his way out of her office in his usual awesome copy ninja style (aka through the window).

Hmmm now that I'm back I can reread Make-out Violence that I've reread Make-out Tactics, thought Kakashi as he made his way home.

After all, what better way to forget the past than with porn?

And so it ends. It's been a lovely time, my dear readers. I've had fun, hopefully you've had fun, and it's all been one large barrel of laughs. Now I can't wait for the next update from Kishimoto. I know that bastard is going to end the series soon, but all these fucking cliffhangers are getting on my nerves. And fuck you, Sasuke! Just, fuck you! (If you know what I mean)

But remember that last line of wisdom kiddies! Drown your sorrows in porn!

-Much love from Wednesday1990.