(Hi everyone and yes I'm back from long studying and writing this story on paper XD anyways back to the object Muahahahaha Thank you So freaking much Kuryou-san for commenting and giving these awesome ideas for Sasuke hurting corner.

(Thoughts

Inner

YELLING/EXPRESSIVE)

Itachi: whats going to happen?

Thank you for asking, Kuryou-san come out!

Kuryou-san walks out with many boxes, cages, and a Saw.

Kuryou-san: where's the bastard.

Itachi: if your talking about my foolish brother hes right on that table... I mean strapped to the table.

Yep he's right on the table, Oh and don't forget the matches!

Sasuke: Where the hell am I?

Kuryou-san: in Your Nightmare

Sasuke: 0.o

Kuryou-san takes out a Saw.

Kuryou-san: Good bye Bastard!

Sasuke: Holy S***

Sasuke gets sawed in half.

Crowd starts Cheering but not too long until Kuryou-san takes out oil and matches.

Kuryou-san Pours the oil over his massacred body, but wait there's more thanks to my jutsu he still alive to feel the Pain. She flicks the match on the box and throws the match on Sasuke

Sasuke: B**** I'm going to-

Sasuke lights on fire.

Kuryou-san: BRING IN THE BADGERS!

Itachi walks in with these very and I mean very Rabid Badgers.

Sasuke: what are you doing with that …... wait Uchiha's can't show fear.

Itachi: I'm scared of this woman

Thank you Itachi B) now back to the show

Kuryou-san: thanks Itachi can you let them out and I mean near his body

Itachi: Sure

Itachi walks near Sasuke and lets out the badgers. He ran quickly next to me because he doesn't want the same fate as his brother.

Sasuke: Oh you B****, Mother f***ING TRAITOR!

He's saying bad words!

Itachi: Let out the Bears!

Bears crawl out of den, that conveniently popped out of nowhere.

Sasuke is crying like a big wimp... "Holy Brownies..."

Sasuke appears cut in half,Charred,bruised, and Injured. Audience clap for they know that this is the END... Of episode one XD.

I don't own Naruto but if I did Itachi would be alive and well, Sakura Would be a bada** Mother f***er, and Sasuke would not be emo and a HATER.

(Sakura P.O.V)

Beep beep beep.. 'ugh stupid alarm clock' I opened my eyes trying to see the red digits in the dark. My room felt cramped, but only because I was in the dark. I sat up, and rubbed my eyes with my hands. Once I was finished I placed my hands on my lap. I couldn't quite place what was missing 'IT WAS ME!' Inner Sakura said. "You annoy me how could I miss you" I said. 'Because you love me...'Inner Sakura said innocently. "Sure sure, whatever you say." I smiled, and got out of bed and walked to wherever the last place I put that stubborn alarm clock. Darn Naruto, next time I shouldn't let him mess with my stuff. I checked under the pillows, the blankets, and then in the closet. You wouldn't believe where I found it. 'in your bra compartment' inner Sakura smirked in the background. "GO BACK IN YOUR CAGE." I yelled at her mentally. I looked at the time... 5:15 am. Well at least It didn't take long to find the alarm clock. I went through my closet and took out my favorite blue tank top with the black mini top on it. "where is it, where is it..." I thought out loud. "Ah hah!'" I exclaimed, when I pulled out my black extra skinny jeans. (A/N Holy, I saw this extra skinny jeans and I tried them on they were so comfortable lol :D Itachi: Aren't they impossible to get in. -.- For me, no :) End of A/N) I got my undergarments and walked to the bathroom.

One shower later (LOL XD)

I went into my room fully changed and combed my silky pink hair until it was wavy but still had appearance of being straight. "Sakura, Breakfast is ready" A female voice came from the kitchen. I walked to the sound of her voice, being too lazy to turn on the lights. "Mom?"(actually Adoptive mom)

"Yes, honey?" Suki asked. (A/N End of A/N)

"Do you know where my red and black studded belt around here?" I asked. (A/N wait for it wait for it)

"No, but I got you this butterfly printed one" She said while holding up the creepiest belt I ever seen

I couldn't help it but I instantly screeched like there's no tomorrow, I ran around the room and grabbed my plate full of scrambled eggs and sliced ham.

Somewhere in Konoha

"I feel like someone's going to kill me today" Sasuke said as he was holding a red and black studded belt.

Back to Sakura

"Sakura, stop screeching, your going to wake up the neighbors" She said and quickly shivered as she pictured a very fat, old woman who can be somewhere around 40-50 banging at her door at 5:35 in the morning.

"Yes mother" I said, and smiled at the thought of what happened last time. I finished eating and looked at the time it was close to time to go. Well I didn't mean exactly head to school but you get the point. I picked up my fully black studded belt and put it on, I walked to the garage and grabbed the keys. For my 17 birthday my mom got me a Ferrari 550 Barchetta. (A/N one look at that sexy car made me go like :O lucky Sakura. End of A/N.) I jumped into the driver seat and started the engine, I opened the garage gate with the clicker and backed up into the driveway. I stopped at the first light and saw a black Porsche 911 turbo stop beside my vehicle. The window opened dramatically slow, and I saw an unknown man in it, but then I heard a "SAKURA-CHAN, Itachi let me see her" yep I was correct it was Naruto. "Dobe, Shut. Up. Or . I . Will hurt you"A dark ominous voice came from inside the car. And Sasuke was in their. But the person who most intrigued me was the man named Itachi. Itachi, Itachi, oh now I know weasel that's why it sounds so familiar . I started to smirk and then the traffic light turned green. I accelerated to reach the school first "ITACHI SPEED UP WE NEED TO SHOW THAT FERRARI WHO'S BOSS"Naruto yelled at said person.

"Gladly" Itachi said as he speed the car to the same speed. My hair was flying behind me, it felt like I was flying. I turned a sharp corner and head through a short cut that headed into the parking lot into the school. Many of the students were staring at me wide eyed but mostly at the car. Itachi parked next to me. The doors of the car opened and Naruto ran out the car and jumped on me. "Can't... breath... get off... me" I said. "Dobe get off her" Sasuke commanded. Naruto hesitantly got off me, and then Itachi said "You got some good driving skills"

"Thank you for the compliment, your not such a bad driver yourself" I commented. I smiled my 'Famous' smiles. He smiled weakly, Naruto was looking at Sakura like a lost puppy, and Sasuke was wearing a certain lost red and black. Sakura noticed Sasuke wearing something familiar, "Sasuke" She said quietly but you can hear the oncoming threat , She continued "You have my favorite belt."

Itachi smirked at what was going on, he looked around to see his fan girls and Sasuke fan girls staring at them like crazy hobo's looking at food. Yes they were drooling, they even had nose bleeds. As he was staring of into the distance he heard a 'BOOM, CRASH, and then a very painful moan' he looked down to see a very bloodied Sasuke and Sakura over him smiling widely with a belt in her hand. "I have won my battle" Sakura said as she raised her belt to the top and yelling "THIS IS SPARTA!" Naruto couldn't help but laugh. Well that movie was good, you can't put that phrase anywhere else. The bell rang and everyone walked inside. Itachi could hear many whispers about Sakura. "Why is that slut walking with the Uchiha's" to another rude comment "Such a big forehead, why would anyone want to be around her, or why should she live"

I looked up to see Itachi with anger in his eyes, but once he stared at me he calmed down. We walked all the way to homeroom and entered the classroom.

"Hello, Sakura" A female voice said.