Season: 6

Character/Paring: all characters on the roadtrip. J.D.'s pov

Story: (My Road to Nowhere)

Song: 1000 Miles Per Hour

Artist: OK Go

I was sad at first that my chocolate bear was unable to come with me because of that mocha demon, but after awhile I was starting to have some fun. Carla is really good at doing strip pole dancing, not as good as me but fairly good. I wonder if we had a contest to find out who was the best if Turk would pick me as the winner, regardless of the fact that he probably would like seeing his wife do that more than me. I took the classes so I would deserve the title of winner, haha one more thing I could say I would win at, unless Elliot secretly is better than me, no, no she went to clown school! I'm sure Keith would probably just show off with his perfectness, and just be good…grr…well I know that Ted would be terrible at it like everything else he does. No offense, to him but he really is a sad sap.

I really love roadtrips you know, a good time to clear the mind and just hang out with friends, time to turn up the tunes! With a little bit of money we could buy us a car, with a little luck we could get away from where we are. Let's get out of here we'll drive 1000 miles an hour…I love this song! Perfect road trip song too…oh my god the Janitor is here, just sleeping, oh he's leaving good, wait the RV is moving!

Great the Janitor hurt himself and has a small case of amnesia, Carla's limping because I had forced her into a closet when she was freaking out about Izzy, Keith was in some pain (that mattered to me as much as the Janitor, not a lot), and Ted's arm is dislocated. Nothing is going to stop me from getting to Kim and seeing that ultrasound! I need to rally everyone together and aha I fixed Ted's arm! This roadtrip will not be ruined!

Everything has been going smooth now for an hour, things are back on track. Hmm that tunnel up ahead seems a little small, but what tunnel wouldn't be able to fit a RV. Oh god, it is too small!! Oh god we're all gonna die!!! Damn it Ted was right, he's so proud of himself, look at that stupid stare of being right, it's so cold now, what with half of the RV being torn off. Though I do love the feel of the kimono on me it's really comfy. Yes we're here now; I've finally made it to Kimtown! All in all this trip was really good, I spent some time with my friends, the Janitor got hurt, it's the roadtrip I never really got to go on! As I say goodbye to my friends and turn around to go inside Kim's hospital I still have that song stuck in my head, knowing things are going to work out.

-We'll drive 1000 miles an hour, by wheat fields and water towers, we'll go and we'll go, let's go, let's go…