Mannnnn, I thought that this would be easier to write since I wrote the last chapters in an hour tops… for each of them. I had this whole thing planned out last week, well this chapter, but then I kept procrastinating and forgot what I was going to write. Oh well. I don't like making these notes too long soooo here's the fourth chapter.
Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto… not like anybody thought I did.
Chapter four:
"So, where we going next?" Naruto asked Kiba.
"I don't know, ask Shikamaru. I already picked my spots." Naruto turned to Shikamaru.
"Is there anywhere else to even show?" Shikamaru asked sort of annoyingly. Naruto's stomach started to growl.
"Ehehe, maybe a good place to eat?" Naruto suggested.
"Choji can take us. He knows where the best is, right?"
"Oh yeah, because he eats a-"Naruto got punched in the head. As a big lump started to form, he rubbed it. "Ow, why'd you hit me Choji?!"
"What? I didn't hit you." Choji lied.
"Yeah you did; you just did! Right Shino?" He turned towards Shino, hoping he would help him out. "Um Shino, you have some bugs on your face."
"…" No reply.
"Okaaay…" Naruto said as turned back to the others.
'I can't believe they remembered I'm here.' Shino thought as the group headed towards a restaurant.
The lump on Naruto's head disappeared as they entered the restaurant.
"Hi, welcome to-"the host stopped talking and looked up," Oh hey Choji, you can sit where ever you'd like!" he greeted with a smile. "Who's your new friend?"
"This is Uzimaki Naruto."
"Hi Naruto, it's nice to meet you." He said to Naruto as he stuck his hand out. Naruto took it. "You know, you're the first girl Choji has ever brought here." The host said as he shook Naruto's hand and let go. Naruto's face dropped. Everybody, but Kiba was trying to hold in their laughs. Even Shino was silently chuckling. Kiba's laugh echoed in the restaurant. Naruto sent an attempt death glare at Kiba.
"Naru-chan, it's not very lady like to glare like that at your friends." Kiba teased as he wiped his eyes.
Naruto sighed as if he had given up (for now). "Um, I'm a guy." Naruto told the host.
"Oh!" the host gasped. "Sorry about that. It's just that you looked like-"
"Yeah, I know, a girl. Other people thought that before you. It's alright."
Kiba started laughing louder and Shikamaru and the rest started laughing out loud. "HAHAHA, you had this happen to you before!"Kiba started holding his stomach. "Stop it, Naruto, you're making my stomach hurt." Kiba said, almost dropping Akamaru off his head.
"Choji," Naruto said, completely ignoring Kiba,"let's go pick a table."
"Okay." Choji replied as he stopped laughing and headed towards the second booth, Shikamaru and Shino slowly following behind, attempting to stop laughing.
"Wait for me!" Kiba shouted as he followed them with a big grin on his face.
"Oh, Korean barbeque." Naruto said as they sat down in the booth. Naruto sat next to Kiba and Shino, while Choji and Shikamaru sat on the other side.
"You can order what you like. I'll give you a drink for free, Naruto, as an apology." The waiter/host said.
"Oh, thanks. You can put all of our orders on Kiba-kun's bill, including the drinks. He's paying for all of us." Naruto started smirking at Kiba's wide eyed face.
"Oh really? Thanks Kiba." Choji said as he looked at the menus on the table and patted Kiba on the back.
"Okay, I'll be back with some water." The host said as he walked away.
Randomly, Naruto got his phone out and turned it onto the voice recorder.
"When did I say I'm paying for all of you?" Kiba asked with a pouty face while Naruto pressed the 'stop' button. "I only pay for me and Akamaru, right Akamaru?" The dog barked in reply.
Naruto held his phone up and turned the volume to max. "I'm paying for all of you." The voice recorder said.
Shikamaru started smirking as if he was saying, 'Nice job.'
"That doesn't count." Kiba said annoyingly.
"Yeah it does." Naruto replied
"No it doesn't."
"Yeah, it does."
"No it doesn't."
"Yeah, it does."
The waiter person came back with four cups of water and some sodas. "Here are your drinks. Are you ready to order?"
"Yeah I'll have the usual." Choji replied.
"Me too." Shikamaru, Shino, and Kiba said.
"Um, me too?" Naruto said confusedly.
"Baka, you don't have a usual. This is your first time here." Kiba said.
"Oh…" he paused for a minute," then I'll have the, um, whatever Kiba's having."
"Okay, I'll be back soon." The guy said as he left the booth.
"Aw, I never knew you loved me so much." Kiba said, mocking Naruto.
"Shut up."
"Bye Naruto! See you tomorrow!" Kiba shouted as he and the others headed towards their houses.
"Ja ne!" Naruto shouted back as he opened his apartment door."Iruka-sensei! I'm home!" Naruto shut the front door and headed towards his room and took off his school uniform. All he was wearing now was pale blue boxers and bunny slippers. He looked at the clock on his night stand. It was ten. Naruto plopped down on his bed, grabbed his blanket, and wrapped himself up to look like a cocoon with a face sticking out. 'How do people sleep like this?' he thought as he 'de-cocooned' himself. When he was out of his blanket, he kicked off his bunny slippers and just spread his arms and legs so it could take up the whole entire bed and fell fast asleep.
"Naruto, you're back?" Iruka said in the hall. "How did it g-"Iruka stopped talking as soon as he noticed Naruto was sleeping. "Baka, you don't even say goodnight." He said as he turned off the lights and shut the door.
(The next day)
Naruto groaned and yawned at the sound of the alarm clock. "Shut up." He mumbled.
It continued.
"Ugh." He complained as he pressed the off button and fell back asleep. The door bursted open.
"Naruto, Naruto, Naruto, Naruto, Naruto, Naruto," something was calling in his room.
"Ugh, I thought I just thought I just turned the alarm off." He complained as he searched for a spherical object with one arm, too lazy to open his eyes and look. He found one and hit it as hard as he lazily could and opened his eyes. Under his hand he found the head of a very angry teacher.
"Naruto!" the head screamed.
"Oh shit." Naruto whispered as he frightingly looked at Iruka's head, rising slowly. Fist clenched. "Oh shit!" he screamed as he jumped off the bed and tried to run to the door.
"Naruto, you dare to hit me in the head and swear twice in a row without even apologizing? You've either got a lot of guts or you're just a really big idiot." Naruto was almost out of the room when Iruka's 'magically stretching' hand reached for Naruto's foot and tripped him, making him fall flat on his face. In seconds, Iruka was right next to Naruto.
"Damn," he whispered in regret, but it was too late.
"Next time," Iruka paused as he lifted up one foot," WAKE UP YOURSELF!" He screamed as he sent his adopted son flying into the bathroom, making him crash into a wall.
"Stupid ungrateful kids." Iruka muttered as he headed towards his room to get dressed.
Naruto's face felt like crap. Naruto felt like crap. He couldn't believe Iruka beat him up this morning too.
Today was Thursday, the second day of school. On Thursdays, Naruto has P.E with Guy-sensei, Lee's role model, for the first two periods instead. Naruto's face brightened up. "Girls! We have P.E classes with girls. Finally, I don't have to just stare at a bunch of random guys. Yes!"
Naruto tried to spin, but the pain in his butt and back came back. "Damn, he kicked me too hard." Naruto muttered.
"It's your fault, Naruto." Iruka said from behind. Naruto yelped.
"I thought you already went inside."
"Nope," Iruka replied," why, you don't want to be seen with me, your own parent."Iruka started to do a pouty face.
"No, but you scare me in the morning."
"That's my job," Iruka replied cheerfully and went inside of the boys section in the entrance, Naruto following behind.
"Naruto!" Someone called from behind. It was Kiba.
"Bye Iruka-sensei," Naruto said as he headed towards his friends.
"Wow, you look like crap, Blondie." Kiba said once he saw Naruto close up.
"Shut up, I still look better than you." He replied.
"You wish you did."
"Everyone looks better than you."
"What happened?" Shikamaru and Choji interrupted.
"I got beat up by Iruka-sensei for not waking up in time." Naruto replied.
"How?" Shikamaru continued.
"He kicked me in the ass and my face landed on a wall." Naruto said.
"Ouch." Everyone said at once.
"Yeah, well I'm going to go wash my face again, so see you in gym."
"See ya." Lee said as he and the group walked away, leaving Naruto behind.
"Ugh, five more minutes till the pain goes away." Naruto mumbled. Every time Iruka beat up Naruto, it took thirty minutes to heal. Naruto walked towards the bathroom.
The bathrooms in Konoha had really huge sinks, or at least really long ones. It sort of looked like all the sinks were connected.
Naruto finally got all the dry blood and dirt on his face washed off and looked as good as new. The pain from the kick even wore off. Naruto grabbed a paper towel and dried his face. When he was about to throw the paper towel away, somebody bursted into the bathroom, making the door hit the wall and slam shut. It was Sasuke. Sasuke was completely unaware that Naruto was in the bathroom. Sasuke looked even worse than what Naruto looked like before he cleaned himself off. His eyes had deep dark circles under it, his hair poking out in every direction, his shirt was all buttoned wrong, and his cardigan was backwards. "Fucking Itachi," he muttered as he punched the wall. "God!"
"Um… whose Itachi?" Naruto asked.
Sasuke jumped in surprise to Naruto's voice and glared once he recognized who it was. "Go away, dobe."
Naruto was about to reply, but then he saw what Sasuke looked like and just said, "Whatever," as he headed to the door. He was about to leave anyways. "Just to let you know, you look like crap."
"Get out!" Sasuke screamed and threw a punch, but Naruto left before he could get hit.
"Geez, what's with people trying to beat me up today?" he asked himself out loud as he heard the punch on the door, which was supposed to be on him… "Man, I have to get to first period." He groaned as he noticed the time on the wall and ran towards the gym doors. "Oh yeah, isn't Sasuke in that class too?" He asked himself as he ran.
It took two minutes to find the gym. It turns out that the gym is actually just a 30 second walk from the bathroom he was in. Who knew? He went all the way around instead of just heading backwards. He already knew where the gym was though. Yesterday, everyone brought their gym clothes and picked their lockers, so now all he has to do is go into the locker rooms and change. Naruto headed towards the locker room doors.
Inside the locker room, it smelled like a freshly wet dog and the wonderful smell of dirty laundry. Naruto gagged at that. 'Lee and the rest must already be done because they're not in here. Whatever'
"Um, excuse me," A pale skinned raven haired guy said from behind Naruto," this is the boys locker room.
"Yeah, and?" Naruto asked.
"You're a girl." The raven haired boy said.
Yesterday, right after that happened (him kissing Sasuke), Naruto looked like he was about to puke. Kakashi saw Naruto walking in the halls and thought Naruto got beat up 'Well, he does look like a girl, so he probably isn't that strong.' he thought. "Rough first day?" Kakashi asked Naruto.
"Yeah," Naruto half-heartedly replied.
"You know, I can show you a self defense trick."
Naruto looked at Kakashi confusedly. Guy was walking in the hallway where Naruto and Kakashi were talking.
"AH! MY ETERNAL RIVAL, I CHALLENGE YOU TO A DUEL!" Kakashi eyes widened for a second and he put on a nervous smile (or eyes) on his face.
"Eheh, Guy, what brings you to this part of the campus?" Kakashi asked as his eyes twitched, but then his face brightened up as he had an idea. "Oh Guy," Kakashi said in an evil sing-song voice," I was about to show Naruto a self-defense move, can I do it to you as an example?"
"Why of course, I always love being an example to the young ones." Guy replied with a big toothy grin.
"Good." Kakashi said with an evil…..smile. "So Naruto, if a person is about to beat you up front behind," Guy threw a fake punch at Kakashi," simply let them pass you and-" Kakashi bent down and clasped his hands together, making his fingers look sort of like a gun.
"Oh no, KAKASHI DON'T!" Guy screamed.
"What?" Naruto asked confusedly, sort of interested in what was happening.
"A THOUSAND YEARS PAIN!" Kakashi screamed as he brought his gun looking hand to guys butt very fast.
"NOOOO!" Guy screamed as he literally flew down the hall, landing flat on his face.
(Back to the present)
"A THOUSAND YEARS OF PAIN!" Naruto yelled from the locker room
"Oh no." Guy's face turned purple as he heard those words echo in the locker room, followed by a bunch of crashes.
(Poor Sai)
This one is a little bit longer than the others
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