Tales from a Dorky Fan

by DORKALICIOUS Fan007

A collection of oneshots featuring Nikki and other characters from the book. Mostly based on prompts from the fan stories category of the official website. Updates will be sporadic. My very first fic to be made public.

4. Tales from a Not-So-Perfect-Picture-Day

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Tales from a Not-So-Perfect-Picture-Day

December 11, 2018

The WORST THING EVER happened this morning! I woke up with a HORRIBLE rash all over my FACE...and today was school picture day!

I told my mom I didn't want to go to school, but she was all, "You don't have a fever dear…get dressed!"

If a SHARK bit my arm off but I didn't have a fever, I'm pretty sure my mom would make me go to school!

I wish I had woken up earlier so that I could have made a quick batch of my FAUX VOMIT. Anyway, I HAD to figure out a way to stay home, get out of that picture, or SOMEHOW cover up my red, scaly face!

I ended up coming up with an AWESOME idea. I went into my mom's room to find some makeup to cover my rash but nothing worked. Then Brianna came in with Miss Penelope singing Redial by Laura Marano COMPLETELY off-key. Suddenly she screamed, "AAAAAHHHH! IT'S THE EVIL CLOWN FROM THAT SCARY MOVIE!"

The little brat KICKED ME!

"Ow! Brianna, it's me Nikki." I said, rubbing my injured knee.

"AND HE HAS NIKKI'S VOICE! AAAHHH!" Brianna ran out of the room screaming at the top of her lungs.

I washed off the makeup when I got another AWESOME idea. I went through the cupboards and found a large hoodie from the time my grandma went through her HIP-HOP DANCE CREW phase. The hoodie was large enough to cover my face in a way that I could still see where I was going. I shoved it into my bag and ran into the car.

I made my mom drop me off at the back entrance so that nobody would see me. As soon as mom left, I put on the hoodie and went inside. I hid out in the girls bathroom until first period had started. As soon as the coast was clear, I went into the hallway and pressed the fire alarm. The entire building was evacuated and we were sent home immediately.

Thanks to my GENIUS PLAN, picture day got postoned to the next week. :)

I hope my rash clears up soon. :(