Sup guy Thank you for all the favs and reviews and yes I have heard about the new Shinto pantheon with Amaterasu. And You know what I'm not mad I'M MOTHER FUCKEN PISSED! So I will address you guys now she or any other shinto god will not show up for a long ass time mostly after Naruto gets rep. So around 3rd victory and if anyones wants to me to go back and change her TUFF. Chapter one stays they way it is unless someone noticed some of my grammar slips.
Anyway I will explain things now on the form change when she and any other that show up. Normal mode and combat mode. Basicly like Percy jackson were the gods are in casual mortal forms and they have full god mode fighter form which means Smites version of her will be fighter mode and mine will be casual.
Also unless someone can give a real good reason on why she should be with Naruto and I'm talking thesis statement good she WILL NOT be with our boy wonder here. Comprende
Also if anyone has any ideas they want to pitch me for this fic I will welcome them.
And If it's up I have a less used rule 63 Naruto vers prompts to promote a larger variety of side character rule 63 shipping (Kiba,Shino,rock Lee, Choji). Besides just in mass harem smut fic where they are briefly mentioned. The reason I am doing this is because I am getting bored with all the same Naruto x rule 63 character as a main love interest which are as follows Naruto,Sasuke, Itachi and like 5 rule 63 Shino's which are oddly pretty popular out of rule 63 side characters. But ya a lot of new stories or at least romantic one shots can be made off these ideas or at the bare minimum a really pervy one shot. And I do warn you most of them are lack luster and cheesy. But the main point is to get gears in you head turning. Hell who knows it may end up a major plot story revolving around it.
PS most of the ideas will end with perv incentive. Why because I like romantic vanilla.
Pss sorry for the waite college has been kicking my ass.
And as always FLAMERS WILL BE BANNED
Jutsu/ special attacks = Rasengan
Thoughts ='ramen'
Speaking = Fight
Biju talk = bijudama
Chapter 4
Monsters, Girls and Dice! Oh My
"Naruto-koi... wake up" Stirring Naruto began to wake to the soft velvet like voice that whispered in his ear. Upon opening his eyes Naruto stared up to loving moon like eyes of his wife, as his head rested on her lap while he faced the blue sky framed by a sakura as it's petals dance in the warm air.
"Oni-san"
"Hinata-chan?" Naruto questioned as he leaned up to looked at his long dead wife. "You're alive". Smiling Hinata ignored the question and gently pushed him back down into her lap as her husband instinctively shifted to make himself comfortable on the grassy hill beneath the sakura tree.
"Oni-san"
"Why..." he began only for his dear wife to cut him off once more with a chaste to the lips. With her lover silenced once more the Hyuga princess sat back up and turned her gaze to the horizon. As her fingers absentmindedly began to run through his hair soothing her lover back into a peaceful rest.
"ONI-SAN!"
"Ehhh?"
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"ONI-SAN!"
"Ga-haa!"Naruto had little warning as sudden heavy weight fell upon his gut forcefully knocking the wind out of him.
"Oni-san, it's time to get up" Finally getting his breath back Naruto sat up to look at his now self proclaimed little sister Scylla. Who for such a little monster was surprisingly heavy. 'I thought when stuff went into hammerspace it nerfed the weight' he lamented as the little red head girl decided to give the finger to the highly respected laws of spatial manipulation.
"Alright already Scylla-chan, just give me a second to get dressed." he said as the greek began to for lack of a better term slither across his floor and out the door. Speaking of which he never did find out if Scylla had feet. 'Ah well.' With a shrug of his shoulders the blond got ready for his day.
Walking out the door Naruto finished adjusting his gloves and looked towards the other occupant in the room who was getting fur all over his couch. Walking up to his furred friend Naruto did the only reasonable thing.
"Son of a whore!"
Which was flipping the couch in such away it spun the dog off as the sofa landed back down perfectly. "I said it once and I say it again if you're going to be on my couch then put your doggy blanket over it so keeps the hair off. " The blonde said as he picked up the book the dog was reading while Scylla just giggled in one of the chaires saying something about a silly doggy. "Damn it Naruto I was reading that."
Looking at the cover Naruto couldn't help but smirk as he turned his gaze back at the dog "The Legend of Maian ay? Well I suppose it fits your tastes you horn dog."
"Oi! I read it for the fights." The dog rebuttled as he rose from the floor.
"Well whatever we got to go meet with Geb" Naruto said as he went grab the little monster girl before she got into something she shouldn't….again. 'Kami that was last time he left out his wife's copy of Zettai Heiwa Daisakusen'. Grabbing Scylla's hand the three began to make their way towards the cafeteria to meet up with the earth god know as Geb.
Honestly in comparison with the others he met up with since he got here, the rock giant's meeting was by far the most simple. Flashing back the blond remembered how sad Geb had been a few weeks after Scylla joined them. It seemed he apparently got into another argument with Ra over seeing his wife again. Which got him kicked out for a while till they eventually came back to an mutual agreement for the sake of the faction.
So Naruto being Naruto, invited the big lug to their table they talked and they became friends live normal civil adultes...er….Gods?...I got nothing.
"Yo Rock Head" the wolf called out knocking the blond back into the present. 'When did I get pancakes? '. Deciding to go with the flow, the blonde sat down across from the stone giant as Geb bit into his bricks of clay and washed it down with a glass of ground up shale.
"So Geb how are things" said Naruto
"Very..well... Naruto…-san….My...wife...liked...the...books" Geb respond in his slow gravelly voice that sounded much like a distant rock slide. "Well I will try to get her more next time I get a shipment".
Once again Naruto's charm began to finally kick in and started to have a few friends come to his room. And as a result they all ended up finding something that Naruto's patheon had in bulk through many of worlds underneath their banner. Manga. Sweet sweet manga and anime something that did not exist the last time the shinto was here and now that Naruto was back his friends became somewhat addicted to it. Which turn made him the go to guy, For all the gods otaku needs after a few quick calls to the shinto pantheon.
Although he was kinda miffed his life story was also one that was supplied to other worlds under the shintos flag.
"Some... historical….. next…. time….also.. please"
"Right got it. So any idea who is going to get picked today"
The fight had been hard to watch. For the love of Kami it's wan't even a fight. It was over for the poor saps who got picked for the order team in Joust.
"I'm Queen of the castle! I'm Queen of the castle!"
It was a slaughter as the blond watched the little red head girl he had trained for a handful of months dance atop the slowly dissipating Lion guard statue from the Chinese arena.
"Hey Fenrir"
"Yes Naruto"
"I unleashed hell itself didn't I?"
"Eyep."
"I thought so." The outcast duo could only think back at the Mighty team of Geb and Scylla. With Geb making full use of his defensive abilities, while Scylla took care of offence. Who became quite the hell raiser now that she knows how to aim and plan a bit. And well the results spoke for themselves.
"Oni-san!"
"Ooff!" For second time that day Naruto felt himself get the wind knocked out of him. "I won, I won Oni-san did you see it? Did ya? Huh? huh? huh?" As wind was kept from his lungs as the little monster continued to bounce on his gut.
"Yes Scylla I did." Naruto forced out as Geb forcantaly picked the bouncing monster off the poor shinobi. "Thanks Geb." Receiving only a rumble that Naruto was 85% sure ment your welcome. Or he was hungry. Either way once up, Naruto began to rub the ginger's head as way to hopefully pacify her exuberant nature.
Smiling the red head began to lean into blond's hand in appreciation. "Now Scylla what is tonight?"
Once asked the girl began to tap her chin as she began what many called her thinking pose as she searched her memory banks."Training?" she responded. "No try again." Delving into her Super thinking pose (basically her hunched over with her tongue out as she rubs her temples). Almost as if she had been stuck by lighting. As shown by her sparkling eyes. The realization came upon her as she gasped and proceeded to run back towards the ninja's room to prepare.
"So what do you think she will pick." The blond asked his fellow compatriots and they proceeded to follow the excited ginger at a more subdued pace. "As long as it isn't that tecnicolor cady trash I don't care." The nord responded.
"And the reason you didn't say anything earlier is?"
"...she scares me."
"...Seriously? You're scared of a twelve year old….I get it she has snakes but some on man." Naruto said as looked the wolf in disbelief. "Oy! you don't what it's like to be on the wrong end of her crazies and not now what the hell to do."
"Agreed" rumbled the golem. "Ya your right because I had to deal with worse shit. Seriously you haven't seen crazy ladies till you've been to my neck of the woods."
"Ohh really this I would like to see." a rather playful yet seductive voice from down the hall. "Hpph. I doubt it. Male godsss like him are all windbagsss." came a second more colder voice.
With their attention gathered the group of males turned to the voice ahead to see the dual femme fatales of the ring. "Arachne,Medusa."Geb stated as he looked at the two greek monsters. "So What do you what." Came the rather gruff voice of Fenrir, who was now slightly behind Naruto and Geb.
"We have no busssinessss with you mutt." Medusa shot pack with more than a little venom. "Oi ! You want to go boots."
"I will if you deci-" Medusa began only to be stopped by a raised hand from her spider themed greek partner. "Excuse my friend here she doesn't have much of a like for gods in general."
"Understandable from what I have seen most are not that great." The blond respond with crossed as he stared straight at the two greeks. "So what do you want?"
Smiling Arachne began to for lack of a better term glided forth with the skill of a hostess as she locked eyes with the unofficial leader of the mismatched group of gods. "As you know Medusa and I have, how you say a great disdain for many of the gods that reside here." Nodding along his head Naruto kept his eyes straight on the rather stiff snake. As the mother of all spiders began to circle his crew. "And as of recently a few gods have risen up above the normal chaotic storm of the battle field. To become something mmmm greater." The spider purred as she ran one of her clawed fingers along the back of the ninjas neck, sending a subtle shiver down his spine.
"And during that transition you have came to represent one of the most notorious pantheon. Along with befriending each of the rising stars." The seductive spider began as she once more stood in front of the ninja. "And your point Arachne-san?" Naruto responded.
Giggling into her hand the spider began once more, with her voice lowered to a seemingly impossible seductive tone that resemble the enchanting plucking of a harp.
"My point my dear, is that as you know we despise the pompous self centered gods that practically run things. And we know that deep down you do as well. For the humiliation, the looks, and even for the strife they caused poor little Scylla as they sent hero after hero, to try and slay her." Finishing her little triad the queen of spiders leaned forward to meet Naruto's eyes, as her arm slid up her frame from to push her large bosom outward. Easily attracting the attention of a dog who stared at her chest with a face of a pervert.
"Now what would you say if you were train two beings that raise enough hell of already to give them more grief." She finished with her mouth near his ear as her succulent voice wrapped around his mind like thick blanket of fresh spider silk. As a smile worked it's way across her mouth. Confidant her charms caught him like the many who fell before him.
"Can't"
"..."
"..."
"What!?" Arachne her voice nearly shouting. "Why!" Her voice losing nearly all of its melody as her face took on as rather stunned expression.
"Game night." The surprisingly coherent dog said as he eye gozzled the spider woman's boobs as her rust red hair fell down to cover them erotically.
Querking an eyebrow behind a mask the snake simply responded "Game night?"
"Game night" said the dog
"Game night" the spider said back as her mind basically shut down as she defaulted to parating the dog and shinbi.
"Game...night..." Silence quickly followed as the bit seem to fall towards the awkward rather than the funny.
"...So you ladies want to join" the shinbi said as he looked at the two goddesses. Only to feel a clawed hand grasp his shoulders
"One moment please" Fenrir stated as he dragged the blond shinobi past the greeks and around the corner. Leaving the two goddesses with the earth god. As they just stared at each other across from each other…
What? You expect witty dialogue? One is a rock and other two are outcasts.
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Once out of range from the two observing women the wolf shoved the blond to the wall at looked him straight in the eye. "Naruto I know you're a nice guy and all but I pretty sure this is a bad idea." said Fenrir as he stole a look around the corner at the three as they seemed to have started up a two on one staring contest.
"Really? I'm pretty sure this is a good way to expand our little group." Naruto said as he crossed his arms as he stared at his student.
"Yes well I'm pretty sure this is a terrible idea."
"Oh and why is that?"
"Oh how about the fact those two are some of the most sadistic and cruel fighters here!" the wolf practically shouted.
"Ya, well I see something in them that I can't ignore" Naruto said as he began to go after the duo. As they apparently decided that the deal was off and headed back "Oh ya what!" The wolf called at Naruto's back.
"The same thing I saw in your ugly ass mug, pain and loneliness" the hero shouted back over his shoulder.
"So where are you do ladies heading off to." Naruto said as he came up behind the two monster girls.
"Back to our rooms since you seem to have made your decision." Spoke Arachne in a rather dull tone. "Yes well you would be wrong. I don't mind training you two along with dog breath here and Rocko." Stopping the duo turned around and once again sharing glance that Naruto easily read that they didn't trust him.
"Come on what do have to lose" he said as he flung his arms out as if showing him he was unarmed. "Besides we could use some more players for game night"
"...Very well then we hope to learn much from you" Medusa spoke in a somewhat reserved tone easily showing her caution towards Naruto's offer. "Alright now why don't you two come on to my room I bet Scylla would love the new playmates." He said as he began to drag the two with surprising strength. Considering the blond barely came up to their teats if he stood straight.
"Waite! We never agreed to thissss!"
Looking at the passing blond as the wolf couldn't help but huff as he looked at the blond as he basically dragged two goddesses behind him. "Geb..I don't like this." Said the dog as he crossed his arms. "Scaredy...cat." The rock drawled out as he the wolf sputtered out denials, while the two walked to catch up with the leader of their little group.
"Would you let usssss go you male!" Came the hissing voice of Medusa as she was dragged through a door. "Fine." Acknowledging the monster girl's request He dropped the two onto the tatami that covered the floor of Naruto's entrance. "Why you little-"
"Oni-San!" Any insult that the spider queen would have had was cut off as the cry of the terror of the deep as she barreled around the corner into the entrance and once more into the blond. "Hey Scylla. You got a game picked out."
"Oi shortstop! You got something we all can enjoy." Came the voice of nordic dog as he stepped over the sprawled forms of the goddesses.
"I'm Not short! I am a loli like Oni-san says." Came the proud responses of the sea monster.
"You...have ...game...ready?" Geb interrupted the crass responses of the wolf so that they can begin to play. "Yup!" Scylla as she pulled out her choice from behind her back a showed it to the group.
"Well for once I feel like I won't die of boredom when you pick."
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"Ga!"
"Calabine!" Came the worried cry of Iosan Priestess Mechanik Stephanie, as her human partner Sir Calabine of the wild. Was thrown across the cavern and into the far wall by the crazed war jack now that it's master, the crime lord Berengar is dead. "By the power of Lord Morrow I call upon thee to come forth and he-Ah!" But before elfish gear head could cast a healing spell she was struck away by the steam powered golem's steel mace.
Once she regained her bearings after the mighty strike she could could only look up in fear as the Warjack's single red eye stared down at her prone form. Helplessly she look as it raised it's mace high above ready to bring it down to her prone form. Closing her eyes she feared the heavy weight of the mace coming down to squash her like a bug.
Only for a great Clag to echo out."Don't give up Stephanie!" Opening her eyes she gazed at the leader of their band of misfit heroes. "Officer Venjo!" As she looked at the grizzled Trollkin as he held back the great mechanical goliath with his shield. "Less gawken and more healing Stephanie!" The troll shouted over rotating servos .
"Eeep! Yes Sir." The elf girl said as she scurried towards their fallen comrade. Once clear the troll lifted up his shotgun and leveled into the chest of the beast. "All right you bucket of bolts let's see you take this!" Venjo fired a round deep into the working of the Warjack, causing it to stumble away in pain as it began to smoke. "By Bragg's vocal cords I can't leave you two kill a single crime lord."
"Ya well I could have taken him." Came the reply of the young lord as Priestess healed him. "Well either way we have a job to do." Calling upon the power Bragg Venjo's lungs swelled with power as he prepared the move that made him famous back when he worked in the military.
"Fus Ro Dah!" With his great shout the sound of the yell tore the beast of fire and iron apart.
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"With...Your..task...completed...you….party….earned...300 gold ...and 5 experience... points." Came the gravelly voice of Geb the Dungeon Master as the party of Fenrir, Scylla and Naruto cheered at their loot as their gold counters rose by 100 each.
"Whooo We won!"
"Yes but it would have been faster if you stopped rolling 2 every time you had to doger. Seriously what kind of ranger are you? " Scylla said as she rained on the parade of the nordic wolf. "OI! Says the twerp who lost her LaborJack halfway in. "
"Hey! Not my fault that Gobber sold me a bad drill bit!" Scylla shot back as she reached for one of the bags of chips.
"Fools the lot of them Medusa. I say if it wasn't for the Shinto's training we have never crossed paths we the buffoons" The spider Queen huffed as she laid across bean bag as she looked at the four rising stars on the battlefield. "Medusa…..Medusa?"
Raising her head off the admittedly comfortable piece of furniture. Arachne began looking across the room till she eventually found one of the coaches near by a book shelf had a tale poking out from behind it. Following it she came to find her long time comrade against the terror that was Athena reading one of those picture books. And judging from the stack that had formed at her sides, she has been at it for quite a while.
"Medusa, what are you doing!" The spider queen hissed at her partner as said snake tried to scramble to hide her books behind her tail. "Nothing! Nothing at all. I just couldn't-t-t sssstand being near all those men." Before Arachne could further her line of questioning the blond one called out to them.
"Oi you two want to join the next game we got going?" Said the blond as he held up two misshapen boomerangs with cords hooking up to a purple cube.
After a quick internal debate the spider queen eventually decided to join these buffoons in what childish merrymaking they had. " So how does one play with this….thing?" She said as she held the controller between her fingers much like a thoroughly used hanky.
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It was official by the time everyone decided to call it a night. It was proven that web knitting and having eight legs. DID NOT make one a better player than a living bolder at at Super Mario Strikers in the face of those crazy fingers that belonged to Scylla.
But in the end Arachne did admit the games were….. Tolerable by her standards. Despite the smile that worked across her face whenever her team scored…. or when she shoved Fenrir's character into the electric fence.
But with everyone gone and Scylla tucked in one of the spare rooms Naruto could finally begin to clean up. Till he nori
"...Who took volumes 8-15 of Rosario+Vampire?"
Sup guys end notes
So ya sorry again for making all of you guys wait but it was either that or college…..So ya anyways I hope you guys leave a review or worthwhile cratices. Anyways I got to get my Wisdom teeth pulled soon and what not. But I am now officially on Spring break and can work and play games.
Also check out some of the games and Manga I made reference to in the chapter they are all good if you haven't read them and could use a little more attention Or a fanfiction spot.
And yes Maian is not just fanservice it has good story. And Zettai Heiwa Daisakusen is like a Tsundere romeo and Juliet love story it is funny and moe as hell.
And for anyone wondering about the tabletop game that was being played it is called Iron Kingdoms which is basically steampunk Dungeons and Dragons with steam powered golems and exploding spears. And for the Warhammer fans it has a more tabletop figurine war mode too. Which also has Valkyrie war (X-coms) like video game at Privateer Press.
Also One More Thing again if you guys have ideas you want to pitch for the story here pitch them! I may just use them. I really have no solid plan so ideas are welcome and yes I will credit the idea to you.