I had just finished my last lesson of the day, transfigurations, and was finally heading to dinner.

"hello there Turq" two identical voices said at the same time as two arms being thrown around my neck.

"hey guys, why were you outside my lesson?" I chuckled

"well you see georgie here, being the gentlemen he is-"

"-spotted you as we passed the door and decided to wait for your lovely self" George finished

"aww, georgie really is a gentlemen" I smirked grabbing his cheek "how very cute of him" I said in a baby voice

"see Fred, im cute!"

"we're twins" Fred pointed out.

"yeah but you didn't get called cute so don't assume your cute because we're twins"

"Leah am I cute?" Fred said pulling a puppy dog face

"no."

"Ha!" George said triumphantly

"anyway enough of this-"

"you won't believe what wood just told us-"

"I swear he was about to burst into song about it"

"what? Sing about what?" I questioned getting really confused with this.

"you know harry potter" Fred began

"well duh, he's in Gryffindor"

"he's our new seeker!" George whispered to me.

"what really?! But first years aren't allowed! Otherwise Katie would have tried out last year!"

"yeah but harry got special permission from Dumbledore himself" Fred whispered

"now don't you go blabbing! Wood wants it to be kept a secret"

"alright fine I won't tell a soul" I said putting my hands up.

"good girl" they said in unison messing up my hair as we entered the hall.

"gonna come with us and see if lee Jordan has actually found a new passage out of the school?" George asked me.

"naa, probably one of the ones you've already found to be fair, how did you find them all again?"

"now that dear one would be telling" George smirked as I sat down next to Katie and him and Fred went off to harry.

"YOUR MEAN" I shouted back over to them, not that they took any notice.

"what've they done now?" Katie laughed as she was eating her mash.

"they are withholding important information, which I shall get out of them eventually even if it means torcher…. Or pranking them, you know if the torcher thing doesn't work" Katie laughed at this.

"always got to have a backup plan"

"exactly" I said grabbing some chicken pie and putting it on my plate.

"what are you planning?" Angelina asked from beside Katie.

"im not sure yet, but it's going to be mean because their mean!"

"alright just don't injure them, wood would actually behead you" Angelina asked

"crazy Quidditch man!" I declared, "im gonna be so lonely when you lot have practice, stupid wood for picking Katie… wait I mean… um ..woo Katie"

*fast forward*

"if either of you-" Katie and our other roommate Samantha, "hear anyone get up it will only be me, im torturing the Weasley twins tonight when they least expect it!" I announced as the three of us climbed into our own beds. I was not in my normal pjs tonight thou, I was wearing black shorts, a black top and I was gonna wrap a black scarf around my head tonight so I looked like a ninja.

*fast forward*

2:38am. Right. Time to torcher… or bounce on the Weasley twins until they spill about finding all the secret entrances!

I tied the scarf around my head and tried to be quiet as I crept out of my dorm down the stairs and then up the stairs of the boys dorms.

1st years.

2nd years

Ah, here 3rd years! I know for a fact it's just Fred George and Lee in here!

I opened the door quietly and shut it behind me

"lumos" I muttered lighting the end of my wand up. One of the twins groaned and rolled onto their side, now facing the wall.

He was my first target.

One…two…three…. POUNCE!

"OW MERLIN WHAT THE FUCK!" the twin I now knew to be George woke up. I pointed my wand in his face.

"tell me how you found the secret passage ways!" I demanded.

"you're crazy! Get the wand out of my face" George now whispered trying to push me off

"tell me George whatever your middle name is Weasley!" I demanded and began jumping up and down on him

"ow get off crazy lady im not telling you"

"but Geooooorge! Im a ninja you have to tell me" I pouted as he pushed me off of him and next to him on the bed.

"come on ninja turkey, im tired, will you please go away if I promise to tell you tomorrow?" George groaned trying to move the covers over his head.

"but George I want to know now, please. And how are the other two still asleep?" I asked curiously

"they sleep through anything, believe me when I say anything" he muttered as he started falling asleep again. "now I'll tell you in the morning before classes"

"ok….erm George"

"yes ninja turkey"

"can I just stay here I can't be bothered to go back to my room"

"….oh.. go on then, climb on in, just put your wand out"

"oh yeah. Right" "nox" I put my wand under George's pillow, climbed under his sheets and snuggled up to his shirted back.

"come here" he muttered turning over and hugging me. "night ninja turkey"

"night Mr I don't know your middle name"

*fast forward*

"Turq…..Turq…..TURQUOISE"

"hey, what, I didn't do anything!" I said shooting up in George's bed.

"never said you did" Lee laughed from his bed. I looked around George was sat up beside me, Fred was sat on the end of George's bed and lee was sat across from us on his.

"erm ….hi" I said trying to break the tension

"so little miss…. Ninja turkey, my brother here tells me that we need to spill our secret to finding the passage ways and such."

"yes, I tortured your brother until he promised to spill the beans"

"lee get your ass out!" George said pointing at the door.

"what no way! Why does she get to find out and I don't"

"because she's bloody evil, now shoo boy shoo" George demanded. Lee huffed but left the room (he already had his uniform on)

"now, you are sworn to secrecy on this ok" Fred said bringing a piece of parchment over to me

"okay, now WHAT IS IT" I demanded jumping up and down slightly on George's bed.

"we present to you-"

"-the Marauder's Map"

"wicked"

And that is how I found out about the greatest map ever to exist.