Disclaimer: Ok, once again, I really don't own Twilight, New Moon, or the pretty book next to my head. Stephenie Meyer owns Twilight and New Moon, while Stephanie Spinner owns the pretty book next to my head. Got it? Lol.
A//N: Ok, this chapter might be kinda strange, seeing as I haven't played Twister in awhile, nor am I in any hurry to play it soon, (I'll literally end up dislocating something. Curse my weak knees! –Shakes first at the ceiling tiles-) Wow. Anywho, on with the story!!!
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"Erm, green looks good on you Emmett," she called, referring to the green bowl still sitting on his head, as she turned and ran laughing into the TV room. Of course, being the clumsy human that she is, she managed to trip over thin air again. Jasper reappeared to catch her, although all he time to do was place her upright before having to run off chuckling to avoid being tackled by an enraged Emmett.
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Bella watched, amused, as the two 'boys' ran around wrestling each other good naturedly. You know, giving noogies, wedgies, throwing each other into the wall, through the wall, out the window…
Finally, they calmed down enough to be bored.
"What do you want to do now?" Jasper asked.
"Well, my sports games don't come on for a few hours, and we can watch movies later. Why don't we play a game?" Emmett replied with a shrug, looking at Bella to see what she thought.
She groaned, knowing this wouldn't end well.
Since she couldn't think of anything better, she nodded.
Jasper smiled. "Lets get the game out."
They both ran at vampire speed to the huge game closet, and pulled out a dusty white box. When they opened it, Bella groaned again, and flopped onto her back, surprisingly landing on the fluffy couch.
"I can't play that!" she wailed.
With a smirk on each of their faces, they spread out the Twister tarp on the floor. The rows of blue, green, red, and yellow circles mocked her.
"Well," Jasper started," you know I have to stay a bit back from you, and it's never any fun if Emmett and I play together, so that just leaves you with Emmett to play."
"Aw, come on Bella, it will be fun. And don't worry, if you break something, we'll have you patched up in no time, long before Edward comes home." Emmett added.
"It's not Edward's temper I'm worried about." She muttered, aware that the vampires could hear her.
Seeing that they had finished setting up, she sighed and lurched to her feet.
Jasper picked up the Twister dial thing, and Emmett started to explain the rules.
"We play Twister a bit differently than most people. Instead of just right hand, left hand, left foot right foot, we've added head, and rear end to the dial. The first person to fall, loses, obviously."
Meanwhile, Bella had turned very pale.
Jasper sent her a bit of calm. "Don't worry Bella; we won't let you get hurt. Well, not badly anyway."
His answer was a growl from Bella.
"I'm ready to start the game now." Emmett added impatiently.
-sigh-
They got in position.
"Emmett," Jasper called out. "right foot on red."
Emmett stepped up and put his right foot on red.
"Bella, right foot on yellow."
She muttered random words to herself as she stepped to yellow.
(If you want to see how the board is set up, go to www. imageMain200. jpg
"Emmett, left foot red." Emmett nodded and placed his left foot on red, facing towards the mat.
"Bella, left hand blue." She blinked, but nodded. She twisted so that she was facing away from the mat, squatted, and reached her left hand far out behind her to the blue, so she was almost lying face up on the mat. She had played this game a few times before, and she knew that lying that way would give her
Jasper spun the dial, glanced at the mat to see how they were set up, and smirked." Emmett, rear end yellow."
Bella blinked. "Er, Jasper? How about we spin again?"
Emmett sighed. "We made up a rule ages ago that we could never re-spin. I'm probably going to regret voting for that rule."
"Bella, move up so that I can crawl under you, please."
Her face was pink by now, but she did as he said, bringing her hips up off the board.
Emmett ducked down, backwards, since he couldn't take a foot of the mat, because then he would be disqualified. He wiggled his way under Bella, placing his rear end on the yellow circle, which was, unfortunately, right under Bella's behind.
The human tried to raise her hips higher, so she wouldn't be touching Emmett at all, but, Bella wasn't flexible enough to do so.
Jasper snorted as he looked at her now red face, although he did look a bit sorry for her.
"Well," Emmett said, slightly uncomfortable," at least we're lucky Rosalie won't walk in. Or worse, Edward." He joked a bit, trying to get Bella to relax.
(Just incase my descriptions weren't good enough, Bella is lying vertical ( I ) to us, and Emmet is lying ( -- ) to us. They are both face up, and look a bit like this ( + ) )
"Hurry up Jasper." Bella snapped, considering forfeiting.
He nodded. "right hand green Bella." Sighing, she did so, although doing it made her have to lower herself slightly.
"Emmett, left hand blue."
"Bella," he said, giving her an amused look," head, yellow."
She growled but did so, now putting some of her weight on Emmett's lower abdomen.
"Emmet, head green."
Jasper spun the dial, then looked incredulously at it, then at the uneasy vampire, and very uncomfortable human on the mat.
"Sorry Bella, but, rear end yellow."
"What?!" she roared. "No way! Not a chance!"
(For those who got kinda lost, the only yellow dot that she can possibly place her rear end at is on the one directly beneath Emmett's. You can see why shy Bella started yelling.)
Emmett agreed with her on this one. "Come on Jasper, re-roll."
Now Jasper just looked apologetic. "Sorry, I really can't re-roll. Just sit on Emmett, Bella, and get on with the game."
Bella actually started minorly cursing under her breath. Slowly, she started the lower all her weight onto the yellow circle, which was actually Emmett, because he wasn't able to move off that current circle.
She started to think to herself, though. Do I really have to do this just to win the game? I mean, do I even care if I win? Let Emmett win, we know he's going to anyway.
So with a relieved sigh, she lifted her head, and left hand, leaving her to balance stretched over the vampire on one arm and too legs. Unfortunately for her, (she's very unlucky, isn't she?) her legs were stiff from being still so long, and they gave out on her, making her fall heavily onto Emmett again.
She gave a startled yelp, her cheeks burning even more than before, as she tried unsuccessfully to rock back onto her feet.
Emmett rolled his eyes, and with one hand, got her to her feet, keeping hold of her arm to make sure that her unsteady legs wouldn't drop her again.
"Sorry," she muttered to Emmett while looking very interested-like at the ground, aware that even her ears were red.
"No problem." He replied.
"So," Jasper drawled," are we done, or do you want to go another round?"
"No!" they both yelled at the same time.
"Jasper, that was mean. You could have let us re-roll." Emmett murmured.
A smile flitted across his face. "Yes, but then it might have said 'head, yellow'. What would you have done then?"
An evil grin broke out onto Emmett's face. "I would have gotten up, and then tackled you." He replied as he pounced.
Bella shook her head and walked to the freezer, grabbing an ice cube to put to her face in the hopes over getting her color to go down to normal again.
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((A//N: Alright, you might not have thought this was very funny, but if you look at the site address I gave you, and keep going over the descriptions I gave, I think you'll understand what I did. And I'll have you know that all the positions I chose, were actually done on a real Twister dial thing. Review are NEEDED and ideas are NEEDED MORE, so send them, even if you've got -11 seconds until you are supposed to be somewhere.))