Once more the worlds of The Fairly Odd Parents and Jimmy Neutron: Boy Genius collide in the ring. However this time it's a little different. This time, the boys take on the girls in inter-gender warfare! The stakes have never been higher then they are tonight. LIVE from the brand new Purple Flurp Arena in downtown Retroville, Texas and only available on Pay-Per-View…it's The St. Valentine's Day Massacre!
All right, the next contest is between Libby's boyfriend Sheen and A.J.'s girlfriend Trixie! This match (like the last one) is one fall to a finish and all normal match rules apply. Can Trixie continue the momentum that Veronica and Betty have built up, or can Sheen bring the hammer down and get a win for the guys? Read on to find out! Disclaimer is in chapter one.
Bell rings
Trixie starts off the contest with a sudden headlock that turns into a delayed vertical suplex. She didn't follow up, but only gave a befuddled Sheen a devious smile. Sheen quickly got to his feet, and the two locked up. Sheen won the struggle and hit a scoop slam. This time it was Sheen who gave the smile to a stunned Trixie.
"It would seem that these two are playing a game of 'Can You Top This' early in the contest. Both of them are looking for the other to blink first. This is going to be an interesting contest to say the least." Eustace commented.
"Their styles are so similar that this is going to be too close to call Eustace. Trixie has a solid ground game that she compliments with an extraordinary aerial attack. Sheen can ground and pound with the best of them, and has been known to take to the air when the need arises. I think this will come down to who can wear out their opponent, then hit their finisher first." Wanda replied.
Trixie shook off the cobwebs, and the two locked up again. Using his power and leverage advantage, Sheen was able to power the brunette back into the far corner. He drove his shoulder into her midsection twice, then held her up do deliver a series of knife edge chops to her chest, each chop followed by a loud "WHOOO!" from the audience.
After the fourth chop, Sheen backed up and let Trixie stagger out of the corner. He bounced off the far ropes and nailed a thunderous clothesline. He went for the pin, and got the first near fall of the contest. Not content with the near victory, Sheen pressed onward, whipping Trixie into the far ropes and executing a drop toe hold that led into a single leg Boston Crab submission. Trixie yelled and shook her head side to side in a 'no' signal, using her upper body strength to crawl to the bottom rope for the break.
"This seems to be turning into a 'mat classic' as it were. I expected this out of Estevez, but I sure didn't expect to see it out of Tang!" Eustace commented.
After holding on for a four count, Sheen released the hold. He stared down the referee before locking in another headlock, but this time Trixie had seen it coming and countered into a belly to back suplex and floated over into a two count from the referee.
The frustration building, Trixie mounted Sheen and pummeled him with a constant flurry of lefts and rights. The referee pulled her off and admonished her. Noticing that Sheen was still down, Trixie climbed up to the second rope and hit a seated senton. Again she went for the pin, but Sheen got his foot on the bottom rope before the three count.
"Trixie has the advantage, but she needs to keep her head on straight. She doesn't want to lose this contest via disqualification." Wanda quipped.
Trixie drug Sheen to a knee, where he began to put his fist into her midsection. She let him go and doubled over in pain. This allowed Sheen to throw himself off the ropes and hit a blockbuster neck breaker. Rolling her onto her back, Sheen hit a leg drop, then a quick elbow drop to gain a two count.
Both slowly got to their feet, and Trixie regained the advantage with a suspicious kick that looked like it was below the belt, but the ref said that it was clean. She hooked him up and delivered a snap vertical suplex. Following up with an Irish Whip, Trixie nailed Sheen with a picture perfect dropkick as Sheen rebounded off the ropes.
"The end may be near for Sheen as Trixie seems to have fired up and is hitting on all cylinders. How much more punishment can Sheen take before he goes do for the three?" Eustace called.
Trixie backed up into the far corner and set up for her finisher, a move she calls the "Trix-Kick". Sheen, on spaghetti legs wobbles up and Trixie goes for it…and misses as Sheen ducks at the last moment. As Trixie spins 180 degrees, Sheen is able to put a boot into her midsection and then able to hit a desperation scissors kick to the back of her head.
He straddles her back and lifts her head, hitting a series of forearm cross faces in an attempt to incapacitate Trixie. She is finally able to block and flip Sheen onto his back for a surprising two and a half count. The two get back to a vertical base, where they lock up and Trixie goes for another suplex, but Sheen uses his leg to block and hits one of his own.
"Just when you think one of these competitors has the advantage, the other springs up and snatches it right back! For the life of me, I didn't, and I'm sure Sheen didn't expect this type of match out of the normally risk taking, high flying Trixie Tang!" Wanda yelled.
The two were flat on their backs trying to regain their breath.Trixie got to a knee, while Sheen used the middle rope for leverage. He gets to his feet first and nails a staggered Trixie with a running enzugiri and seemingly got the knockout shot he was looking for. However, the kick sent Trixie too close to the ropes and she was able to grasp them at the final moment.
He kicked the bottom rope out of frustration. He went over to the far corner and got down in a three point stance. When Trixie got to her feet, he rushed her, but Trixie moved and Sheen went shoulder first into the steel ring post.
When Sheen staggered out, Trixie had set up and finally hit her patented Trix-Kick. Sheen went down in a heap and she leaped on top of him, only to be shocked when his right shoulder shot off the canvas at two and three quarters.
"Sheen Estevez is the first person to ever kick out of the Trix-Kick! Trixie is in shock!" Eustace nearly screamed.
Trixie leaped to her feet to argue with the referee, allowing Sheen time to collect himself. She shoved the referee before turning right into a kick to the stomach, which led to Sheen lifting her up and hitting his finisher: the Sheeven Flow DDT. Sheen crawled over and draped an arm over Trixie to get the one-two-three.
"Here is your winner: SHEEN ESTEVEZ!" Chet announced.
"Trixie went after the ref and it cost her big time! Sheen hits his Sheeven Flow DDT for the win, at least in my opinion for the moment nullifying most of the momentum the girls had built up in the previous matches!" Wanda called.
"I'm not sure what was going through her mind when she went after the official, but you're right in saying it cost her. Estevez showed a lot of guts and heart by kicking out of that Trix-Kick, something not even her good friends Tootie McDonald or Timmy Turner can say! I must admit I am impressed with what Sheen showed us here tonight." Eustace said.
"Well, let's head backstage and see if Sanjay has recovered from that assault from Cindy."
Backstage
"Yes I have Wanda, but I'm not sure about my next guest. Ladies and gentlemen, alien Princess Mandie. I must ask, why are you here tonight?"
Mandie enters the shot and stares down the now frightened Sanjay.
"I was asked to be here by the one named Timmy Turner to serve in a special capacity. Not much was said about what I was doing, only that it involved my fiance Mark Chang. Now, is there anything else you want to ask, or can I go prepare for my role here tonight?"
Sanjay is too frightened to speak, he just nods his head "no". Mandie gives him one last death glare before heading off in the other direction. Before the camera goes back to the announce team, you can hear Sanjay utter "They don't pay me enough for this…"
Back at ringside
"Ok, we're back! We apologize for Sanjay's near slip of the tounge. Back to his guest, I can't believe that Mandie is here by invitation of Timmy! I wonder what role he has in mind for that psychotic alien she-devil." Wanda said.
"I don't know, but she said something about Mark Chang, and I know he is scheduled for a match here tonight, but his opponent wasn't named when the card was released. I have to wonder if she isn't the "mystery opponent" for Chang here tonight." Eustace replied.
"Back to the here and now, the upcoming match is going to be a doozy in my estimation. This will be my first time calling a Tables match, and it seems I got a good draw." Wanda said.
"I've also never had the pleasure of calling one of these matches, but I did my homework, and these matches always seem to end in a car wreck type atmosphere. I can't wait for this!" Eustace quipped.
"Ladies and Gentlemen, the following contest is a Tables Match! The only way to win is to put your opponent through the table!"
Suddenly, the lights go out in the arena, except for an eerie blue spotlight on the entranceway. The song "Hells Bells" by AC/DC begins to play.
"Introducing first: From Dimmsdale, California…VICKY MCDONALD!"
Vicky emerges from the fog, and becomes the first participant to get a negative response. Chants of "Icky Vicky" ring out from both sides, however they are louder coming from the Dimmsdale contingent.
"No surprise at the reception that Vicky is getting here. She has made so many people suffer and made so many enemies in her short life that she had to expect nothing less then this." Wanda said.
She walks to the ring clad in her normal green t-shirt and black jeans combo as well as her trademark ponytail firmly in place. She slides into the ring, then gives the crowd on all four sides the middle finger in response to the unflattering chants directed her way.
The lights come back on, and the song "Bye, Bye, Bye" by N Sync begins to play.
"Her opponent: From Los Angeles, California, weighing in at 149lbs.: CHIP SKYLARK!"
Chip receives a decidedly different response then Vicky did. There are shrill screams coming from all over the arena as he makes his way to the ring shirtless with denim jeans and tennis shoes on. The screams become louder as he enters the ring and does many of his trademark poses.
"Skylark still seems too laid back about this dangerous match. Does he have an ace up his sleeve that we don't know about?" Eustace asked.
"I'm not sure, but I have heard reports that he has been training hard ever since the match was announced, so maybe that is the reason he's acting so cool about this." Wanda replied.
After he is done posing, Chip makes his way to the middle of the ring to hear the instructions from the referee. After checking both for hidden weapons, the referee ducks to the outside and calls for the bell.
A/N: Read and Review. Up next, we will showcase Skylark vs. McDonald, a backstage interview with Timmy and the intros for the next contest. Thank you so much to everone who has reviewed so far. You guys are awesome!