Title: Day-care Hogwarts
Harry grumbled as his sleep was disturbed. His large king-size bed had been shaken and as he opened one eye to look he found that the sleep disturber was in fact one Hermione Granger, this year's Head Girl. She was all dressed for the day ahead, the new Hogwarts uniform fitting her quite well. The white blouse was slightly undone showing some cleavage while the tartan skirt showed off her long well sculptured legs. Her once bushy brown hair was now softer and fell fast her shoulders smoothly. Still her looks did nothing to excuse her from waking him up.
"Up Harry Potter, you are Head Boy and you need to wake up for classes. It's the first day and we need to show an example." Hermione remarked causing Harry to groan.
"Bloody Hell Hermione, it's freaking Monday, there was a hug party last night and expect me to wake up at…" He looked at his clock. "Five in the bloody morning, are you crazy or just driven?"
"You will wake up or I will dump a bucket of water on you and it won't be worm." Hermione hissed, her eyes narrowed in anger. "And it's not five it's seven AM."
Harry looked at her before letting a sigh leave his lips. She was the boss, no matter what people thought. Pushing his covers away he sat up and sung his legs out of bed. Stretching he yawned before running a hand through his hair making it stick up even more.
"Merlin I hate mornings." He muttered before standing.
Unnoticed to him, Hermione gaped as he stood from his bed. The night before he had forgone the sleeping pants and decided to just strip down to his boxers and sleep like that. Currently this revealed his tanned, toned and well-muscled body to her beautiful brown eyes. His legs were firm and strong, his chest had a six pack and the black tattoo on his back was clearly evident along with some of the scars that covered his body thanks to the second war against Voldemort that had ended just last year.
Going over to his closet he pulled his own clothes out before going into his bathroom. Hermione heard the shower be turned on and to occupy herself swiftly waived her wand to make Harry's bed. The covers went smoothly into place before she opened the drapes letting the sunlight in.
After a few minutes the water was turned off and then Harry walked out, only wearing the black dress pants. They were low showing the rim of his black boxers but that was soon covered by the white dresshirt that was unbuttoned revealing a set of dog tags dangling from his neck. Also undone was the dark red tie. In his hands was a black jacket that he swiftly shrugged on.
"Really Harry couldn't you be at least a little more well dress?" Hermione questioned causing Harry to snort.
"Hermione, it's morning, I am barely awake and I will finish dressing myself when it's a reasonable time. Shall we go to the Great hall so that we can eat and drink coffee? I needs some like really badly." He remarked causing Hermione to smile slightly.
As soon as he grabbed his books and wand, they left for the Great hall. When they arrived the hall was practically empty and those students that were awake were trying not to fall asleep in their food. Sitting down at Gryffindor Harry swiftly pilled food onto his plate before starting to eat. Hermione followed suit.
A haft an hour later students started to filter in until finally all the students and staffs were seated at their tables eating. The Great Hall was the quietest during the morning, as many didn't want to agrivate those who were nor morning people. Suddenly though, something happened that would change the entire events of the school year. A bright light surrounded the Staff table causing everybody to look at it and the staff in shock. Dumbledore had a frown on his face chowing that this was nothing planned and considering there were no pranksters at Hogwarts for the moment, it wasn't a prank. In seconds the bright light became so bright that the students had to look away and cover their eyes. When it finally died down nobody moved as the staff table was empty.
Nervously Harry stood from his seat and everybody watched as he walked up to the table. Looking down Harry felt his mouth drop open in complete shock. There sitting on the Headmasters chair, was the Headmaster of Hogwarts, the only thing was it wasn't the Headmaster they knew, no it was a baby version because sitting on the chair, surrounded by a pile of the bright blue robes the Headmaster had been wearing was a red haired blue eyed baby.
Slowly he turned his head and hat he found causing bells to go off in his mind. On each seat was the baby version of each and every professor. Taking a deep breath Harry turned to the school he swiftly jumped into command mode, with the Headmaster out of survice he was in charge.
"Students of Hogwarts, we have a problem. Classes will be cancelled for the day, please make your way to your common rooms and no were else, Prefects will lead you but I do need on representative from each house, seventh years please. Hermione please stay as well so we need a representative from Gryffindor." Harry commanded.
"What but why?" Came a cry from a first year.
"Professor have been turned into baby`s I have no clue what happened but for now students will be going to their common rooms as order."
"You're not Headmaster!" "but I am Head Boy and in a time were no Professors are here to help or in this case can't help I take command until the board of governors is contacted. Now do as said and get going!" Harry shouted and swiftly the students started to do as told.
As the students left the Great Hall, Hermione and four other students ran towards him to check with their own eyes. What they say shocked the hell out of them.
"What are we going to do?" Susan Bones, the representative of Hufflepuff questioned.
"I'll go floo the board of Governors, we need to know what to do. Until then, eh could you all please baby sit, they'll need baby clothes and if they start to cry it's one of three things, they are hungry, board or they just went to the bathroom." Harry announced before swiftly grabbing the Headmaster, transfiguring the robes into baby clothes and leaving the hall.
Running through the halls Harry swiftly arrived at the Gargoyle that guraded the Headmasters office. With a frown he gave the password before taking the steps two at a time. Arriving in the office he swiftly put the baby Headmaster on the chair and turned to a portrait.
"Alright headmasters, headmistress I know you're awake and this is urgent. How do you contact the Board of Governors?" Harry questioned.
"Why you want to know that boy?" Came the question from Dippet.
"Simple the entire staff including the Headmaster have been turned into babies by unkown means. Currently I took control as Head boy but we need to know what the hell to do." Harry answered causing the Portraits to gap.
"Just use the floo powder and say Board of Governors." Came the soft answer and with a nod Harry did as told.
For a moment nobody answered but finally a head popped into the fireplace and Harry breathed a sigh of relief as it was Agusta Longbottom.
"Mister Potter what is the meaning of this?" she questioned.
"Simple Madam, we have a very bad situation. The entire staff including Headmaster, were transformed into babies and I'm currently in control but we don't know what to do so we contacted you." Harry answered while showing the woman the babified Dumbledore.
She seemed slightly shocked by what he said but then grew sturn.
"This is quite the situation Mister Potter, I will call a meeting for now continue as you are doing. We will have an answer for you in an hour or so." Agusta remarked and Harry gave a nod before the woman disappeared.
Turning to the baby in his arms, Harry grimaced slightly.
"How I wish things could be simpler at Hogwarts for at least one year." Yet the only reply he got was some soft gurgling and arm waiving from the baby Dumbledore. "and you are no help at all."
Hours later Harry, who was currently rocking the sleeping Dumbledore back in force was pulled from his thoughts when the fireplace flared to life and Agusta Longbottom stepped inside the office.
"Lady Longbottom, pleasure to see you once more." Harry greeted as he stood.
"Pleasure to see you as well Lord Potter, but all formalities aside, the board of Governors have agreed on a solution." She stated before sitting down. Harry did so to, not noticing that he had taken the Headmasters chair.
"What will happen to Hogwarts Madam?" He asked clearly worried.
"We have decided that, Hogwarts should not have another Headmaster come in, outside the school. With the entire staff in baby form we have decided to chose a person we know and trust that would keep this school running, that will find a way to even improve the school and to get everything back on track." Agusta answered and Harry gave a nod. "Harry you look quite relaxed in that chair."
"Eh, it's a chair madam." He stated clearly not understanding what she was talking about.
"My dear boy do you know where you are sitting?" She asked and Harry finally did notice and when he did he blushed deeply. "Why I am saying this is simple, we want you to lead Hogwarts until the Professors are back to their normal age."
"What?" Harry muttered clearly in shock.
"You are Head Boy, Harry. You have taken responsibility of Hogwarts while we made our disigion. You are a natural leader Harry and this caslte, it trust you." Agusta remarked but Harry was shaking his head.
"I'm only seventheen." "But you have already done so much more then what a sevehteen year old should have to do Harry. I believe you would be a brilliant Headmaster." Agusta remarked and for a moment Harry didn't say anything then looked up at her.
"I will agree on one condition. I do it for two weeks and if I don't like it afterwards I will inform you and you will find a new Headmaster or Headmistress." Harry stated and for a moment Agusta looked him before giving a nod.
"Very well, Harry, I agree to it. Now then I wish you goodluck Headmaster." Agusta stated before leave the office and Harry alone with a baby Dumbledore still asleep in his arms.
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Hermione Granger walked towards the Headmasters office looking nervous. Harry had asked her to come with the four repressentatives of the houses. Currently the Professors were being watched over by the house elves. Arriving she gave the password before going up and entering the office. She was slightly shocked to see Harry sitting behind the Headmasters desk, parchment scatered around it, a quill in his hands. Beside him was a playpen with the baby Headmaster in it playing with some stuff toys.
"Harry?" She hesitantly asked causing the boy to look up at her.
"Hermione, glad you could all make it so fast. I have received a response from the Board of Governors please everybody sit down." Harry stated while motioning to the five seats. They did as told before looking at Harry a little confused.
"What did the board say?" Susan questioned.
"They have decided, against better judgment from me, to appoint me as Headmaster of Hogwarts." Harry answered causing the five to gap at him in shock.
"No way!" Ron exlcaimed but Harry gave a nod.
"Yes way. After protesting, I agreed on the condition that I have two weeks to make a permanent choice. If by the end of two weeks I do not think I am cut out for it they must find a new Headmaster or Headmistress." Harry remarked. "Now then, they left me to decide on everything and so after carefully looking at everything I think I have come up with a good idea. Since I am going to be headmaster i doubt a adult would take commands from me so I have decided that the best student of each subject will teach the subject. For the most part they were seventh year." Harry remarked causing the five infront of him to gap.
"You want us to teach?" Susan whispered and Harry gave a grin.
"I have compiled a list of students and the subjects they would teach. I also have a few sudgestions for extra classes." Harry stated before clearing his throat and reading from the parchment he had only resently been writing on.
Transfiguration – Hermione Granger gryffindor
Charms – Daphne Greengrass slytherin
Herbology – Neville Longbottom gryffindor
Ancient Runes – Blaise Zabini slytherin
History of Magic – Astoria Greengrass slytherin
Arithmancy – Padma Patil Ravenclaw
Potion – Draco Malfoy Slytherin
Divination – Luna Lovegood Ravenclaw
Care of Magical Creaturs – Dean Thomas Gryffindor
Astronomy – Terry Boot
Magical Laws – Susan Bones Huffulpuff
Wizarding ettiquette – Hannah Abbott Hufflepuff
Muggle world – Lisa Turpin Ravenclaw
Flying – Ronald Weasley
Defence Against the dark arts - ?
As he finished he put the paper down and looked at the five people gathered.
"The only thing is I don't know who would teach Defence against the Dark Arts as first second and third are taken." Harry remarked .
"Who are they?" Susan questioned.
"Hermione is second, Ron is third. I'm first." Harry answered.
"But you're not teaching." hermione remarked.
"But I'm Headmaster."
"yes but it means nothing, you can be both headmaster and Professor at the same time. We can make timetables more acurate or longer or even combine more classes and such. Plus I really like the idea of those new classes, we should just make sure that at least muggle world and wizarding ettiquette are mandatory. That way the purebloods will learn that the muggle world is not barberic and the muggle borns will learn more about the world they will enter." Hermione stated and Harry gave a nod of agreement.
Taking his wand, Harry tapped the parchment with it forming four sheets. Swiftly he handed one over to each representative.
"You four kindly go and gather the students on the lists, please bring them here but do not mention anything about the teaching thing." Harry commented and with nods, Draco Malfoy, Susan Bones, Ronald Weasley and Padma Patil left for their respective houses leaving Hermione and Harry alone.
"We can't seem to have one normal year at Hogwarts." Hermione remarked as she walked over to the window and looked out.
"No it seems not, not only am I Headmaster but as Head girl your Deputy Headmistress." Harry remarked causing Hermione to laugh softly.
"I still can't believe that the Board of Governors came up with this, perhaps their getting a bit odd in their old age." Hermione laughed softly and Harry chuckled in agreement.
"Do you really think I have made a good choice Hermione, having students teach students I mean we're all going to be worrying about our NEWTS and to have this shuved onto us is going to be a great responsibility." Harry whispered and Hermione turend around to look at her friend.
"I think it was a good idea Harry, we know all the people that are going to teach these classes, and I'm sure we can all gather one night a week to help each other do things or gather to correct homework and stuff. We won't have to do this alone, we can do this together as a team." Hermione remarked.
"That's why I thought that each teacher should look after their subjects teacher at the same time that we taught these classes." Harry said with a chuckle that had Hermione laughing softly.
"Good lord I don't think the baby's will survive, although you are doing a very good job with baby Headmaster here." Hermione said as she walked over and looked down at the giggling baby Dumbledore who was still playing with a stuffed griffin.
"I pitty the person who has to look after Hagrid." Harry remarked and Hermione shot him a smirk.
"Headmaster sir, the students you called for are outside the gargoyle." Came a deep voice causing both Hermione and Harry to look and see that one of the Headmaster had just spoken.
"So that's how the senile old man does it!" Harry exclaimed causing the old Headmaster to chuckle. "Well Hermione best sit down."
No sooner had Hermione settled down had the door to the office open and the students called for walked in fallowed by their representatives.
Without letting one speak Harry started with the answer to the question most students there wanted answered.
"I have spoken with the Board of Governors and they have come to a decigion, they have made me Headmaster of Hogwarts until Dumbledore is able to retake his post." Harry answered and instantly that caused those that had not known that fact to shout and rave but they were soon silenced by a bang from Hermione's wand!
"Harry has taken charge of many situations, he knows it's a crazy idea but let us run with it because I find that Harry will become a very disent. Your current representatives have agreed with me on this as well now instead of acting like a bunch of children at this moment, the Headmaster has called you here for a reason, kindly sit down and listen." Hermione remarked causing Harry to look at here with his eyes wide. "What?"
"You just sounded like McGonagall at that moment." He remarked causing the others to grin.
"Then it's a good thing I'm teaching Transfiguration is it not?"
"Agreed. Well now, since Hermione has just revealed a key point will start with that. Before I called you here, I spoke with each representatives who have agreed with me on this plan of action. I want you all to teach the rest of the students of Hogwarts." That statement was ment with shock from those gathered. They couldn`t believe that they had just been asked to teach at Hogwarts.
"Why us? Why pick students to teach the subjects and what about our NEWTS?" Dean questioned.
"I picked you all because not only to you lot have the best grades in your years but you show great care in each of your classes. As for your NEWTS, I have just spoken with Hermione on that matter. We think that we could gather together a few nights a week and help each other. We also have the teachers silibus we can do this, we can teach and learn at the same time." Harry stated a convinced tone in his voice.
For a moment nobody spoke but then Luna pipped up, her voice dreamy and calm.
"What would we teach Harry?"
"That I have the list here. Transfiguration will be taught by Hermione. Charms by Daphne, Herbology by Neville, Ancient Runes by Blaise, History of Magic by Astoria, Arithmancy by Padma, Potions by Draco, Divination by Luna, Care of Magical Creatures by Dean, Astronomy by Terry, and a few other subjects such as Magical Laws by Susan, Wizarding etiquette by Hannah, Muggle World by Lisa, Flying by Ron, and Defence by myself." Harry stated and as he stopped speaking the others took in what they would be teaching.
"Why me and Luna, we`re both sixth year?" Astoria remarked.
"Ah but you both are the best in your class and Luna is Luna." Harry remarked and for a moment the Slytherin just stared before giving a nod.
"I shall teach, better then some Ghost." She remarked with a sniff that had Harry chuckling.
"I will to Harry." Neville agreed and that earged the others who swiftly agreed, those who would be teaching the new classes were quite thrilled by the chance and we all too eager to get started, especially now that they knew they would be getting help from the others who would be teaching with them.