As many of you have pointed out AHEM!!(I forgot their name so I can point fingers ahhhh) but anyway, YES! I know that my spelling/grammar/style/what ever it is you guys want to poke at next sucks! And I have been working on it the……some couple of weeks I haven't updated and again sorry! But good news today im going to fit in the word "said" to show that some one is actually talking! Well thanks for reading this much, and I hope you didn't hate my writing too bad!

Sasuke thrusted deeper, not stopping to naruto's cries. Naruto was out of breath and since sasuke had no idea what to do next, he stopped! Naruto's grip on sasuke's back loosened but grew tighter again once he moved.

"where the hell do you think your going?!" naruto said clutching him.

"well you sound pissed!"

"no shittin' im pissed, you molested me!"

Sasuke flinch from the unwelcome entry of naruto's finger nails in his back.

"knock it off naruto, it wasn't that bad! Ow…let me out of this death trap of a embrace!" he said pushing away, which for the record, only made it worse.

"its not an embrace you idiot! Its restriction!"

"you're the most touchy person I have ever seen…oh wait that's sakura!"

Naruto dug his nails deeper into sasuke's back, and sasuke flinched a little bit more.

"I'll let you out on one condition!"

"you have got to be kidding me!"

Naruto stood behind sasuke, who were both out of the bathtub! Sasuke was wearing a dress and a little neck collar, and naruto smiled at his misery.

"no im not kidding! Go outside and scream that your gay and love to wear dresses!": naruto still smiled grimly.

"no! I wont do it! Especially in a dress!" he said crossing his arms.

""then I guess no more bath time for you and me!" naruto said walking over to the bed and plopping down.

Sasuke took a second to think of the things he would loose and the things that would remain, all in all he would hurt his pride, what could be worse for a uchiha?

"is there any ninja here? I mean female ninja?" he asked.

"uhm…"naruto said looking up at the ceiling, "I think there's only oberi…I think!"

"this sucks! Fine! I'll go parade myself as a queer out in public…" he walked out the door and down the apartment steps out into the dirt street. Naruto ran over to the window trying not to laugh so hard, with much failure.

Sasuke put his hands to his mouth and began yelling "im gay, and love to wear dresses!" while shaking his butt and sticking out his tongue! Naruto broke out laughing and fell to the floor, the lights in the nearby apartments flickered on and a man opened one of the windows and shouted, "shut up! People are trying to go to sleep!"

Sasuke walked in the apartment looking utterly miserable. "my pride…"he took a big breath in, "has been foiled!"

Naruto broke out in another round of laughter, then got onto his feet, sasuke picked up a cover and slid into the bed, naruto following after.

"your not taking off the dress?"

"I cant reach the zipper!"

"of course!"

"shut up and go to bed, dobe!"

"fine…pretty little princess!"

"your lucky I care!"

"of course I am!"

Oh my gawd I used the word said…and I finally got spell check so if I messed any thing up I have it …some what corrected! By the way, yes I know they aren't in character! What would be the fun if they were? Its call fan fiction for a reason, so you can bend and twist it how ever you like…well thanks for reading bye and don't forget to review… wait… who would want to review something so stupid and badly wrote? Forget it don't review unless you seriously feel like it see ya!