Hello sports fans, and welcome to another chapter of 'Inuyasha, Grove Street OG At Your Service'!! This chapter is the 'Second Half' of the last chapter, because it's a quest that takes up two entire fuckin' chapters. Believe me, shit's gonna get crazier by the minute with this bad boy, so be ready for some crazy shit!!
By now the two fugitives were on the far side of the deasert. They were just entering Tierra Robada when a Police Chopper started to shoot at the car, "Fuck, Kagome get down na'!!"
"A'ight!!" as Kagome ducked, the firing continued until Inuyasha pulled under an overpass. They were safe until one of them damned SWAT trucks came back. While they were there, Inuyasha pulled out his cell phone and dialed a number, "Who are you calling Inuyasha?"
"I'm callin' one of CJ's good friends. He'll hook us up wit' some good shit!" when he was done, a voice came on the other line, "Who is it?"
"Ay Truth It's me Inuyasha!"
"Oh the demon child!! How's it hangin' man?"
"Listen, I've got four stars and I need some heavy shit ta' get us outta' dis' mess for a while, you got somethin' fo' me?!"
"I've got just the thing! Where are you?"
"We's under an ova' pass down in Tierra Robada!"
"Which one?"
"I think we's unda' the middle one..."
"Alright dude, I'll be there with my little friend soon! Say, did you want any of my stash to take with you?"
"Nah I'm good fo' na'!"
"Alright my friend, if you say so! Just be looking for the love van speeding down the road of life!"
"A-a'ight man, I will!" with that Inuyasha hung up the phone, "Who was that?"
"Like I said, it's one of CJ's Friends. His name's Truth... he's a hardcore hippie."
"You're kidding, right?"
"Nah I'm not."
"What do we do then until he gets here?"
"Well he's livin' on the abandoned airstrip some sixty miles away."
"... We're dead then..."
"Now don't say shit like that, it's bad fo yall's health!"
"Well so is sitting around under a goddamn overpass waiting for a fuckin' druggy to give us some weapons!!"
"Listen, we'll get outta dis' no matta' what a'ight?!"
"Okay, whateva' you say!"
"... I still can't get over that occasional accent of yo's..." once their conversation was over, they were found by a couple of police cruisers, "Shit, they found us!!" screamed Kagome, "Well, now we gotta fight!!"
"Alright!" with those fightin' words, they went into an all out war with the authorities. After about a half an hour, Inuyasha finally spotted the hippie van speeding down the road. He started to shout, "AY, WE'S OVA' HERE TRUTH!! AAAYYY!!" the van came rolling up and ran over a few FBI men that were taking shelter behind their trashed Rancher. When truth got out, Kagome wasn't really all that surprised when she saw him. He was a typical hippie of their time. Truth walked up to them, "Hey dudes, how the fuck did those narcs get on to you?"
"Let's just say I killed a man for his sins to da' young lady!"
"I see, you did justice that those pigs could not see! Well I've brought to you some of my best friends!"
"Well bring'em out then!"
"Okay, just a second my man!" with that Truth waltzed into the back of his van, and got out holding three RPG's, "Take one, and be happy! These bad boys have never been under fire for a long time dudes, so they might tell you somethings wrong by exploding in your face!"
"Oh fuck that, I ain't gonna let that shit happen!!" Screamed Inuyasha, "H-h-how the flying fuck did you get your hands on an RPG, let alone three?!"
"Babe, connections are wonderful things, especially when you know people from the wars of justice!"
"What the fuck kind of hippie are you, and what wars are you talking about?!"
"I'm talking about Nam through WWII, and I'm still a peice loving hippie, but sometimes you have to force pigs and narcs to understand that the number twenty three will never let us have freedom!!"
"... that made no sense..."
"Yeah, so start shootin' Kags!!" shouted Inuyasha in a panic. Kagome went along and started taking aim, "How the fuck do you use this?!"
"Just pull the goddamn trigger woman!!"
"No not shoot it, pick out a target!!"
"Oh, pull the bottom trigger and hold it until the target finder locks a target!! Then SHOOT!!"
"A'ight, thanks Yasha!!"
"No prob.!!" with that they continued to wage their private little war with the FBI, soon to turn into the Army, "Oh fuck, is that a tank?!"
"Shit it is!! We've got to get the fuck out of here, but how?!"
"Oh shit, how's Truth I just forgot!!" He looked over to find Truth smoking a bong, "Som'bitch's gettin' high!! Well, let's jack his van and put him in the back!!"
"Alright!!" with that they went with doing their thing. Once they'd gotton the stoner in without any trouble, they had to get out of the hell hole they'd created and into Venturas. As tey pulled onto the on ramp, one of the three tanks on their tail shot a missle right beside the van, rocking it violently, but didn't quite tip it like the tank goers wanted, "Shit, speed up Inuyasha!!"
"I can't go any faster than this!!"
"Fuck!!" they were going about a top speed of forty or more, which wasn't what they wanted, but enough to stay out of harms reach. After an hour of evasion, they got to the abandoned air strip, "Fuck, tha's some tight shit right there!! Let's head on down!!"
"Okay, but why are we going onto a fuckin' abandoned airport?"
"CJ Owns it!"
"... My cousin owns this junk yard?!"
"Yup, I've only been here a couple of times, so I don't really want to stay, but I think we can take one of the planes in the hangars!!"
"Well then wouldn't the tanks just shoot us down?!"
"Nah, they suck ass at aim, you noticed that yet?!"
"I suppose you're right... well, let's go do our thing!!"
"A'ight!!" Once their decision making was done, they sped down the embankment that lead to the airstrip. Right about where the air tower was, they whipped around and parked the van inside of the little garage that was conviniently built right next to the air tower. They got out and ran for their lives to get to the plain, which was in the first hangar. When they saw the plain, both of them subconciously did a back flip in their heads. Inuyasha was in the driver's seat and Kagome in back, "Wait, you know how to fly?!"
"Nah, this is just a test flight to see!!"
"Fuck, are you insane?!"
"I've told you that shit already, let's just get going so that we don't get blown up!!"
"Alright!!" Inuyasha then started up the plane, and proceeded to roll out onto the landing strip. They finally took off after Inuyasha got comfy. When they were off of the ground, another missle exploded not five feet above them. it rattled the plane, but didn't knock them out of the sky, "That's right you mother fuckin' pigs!! Yo' dumbasses couldn't even catch us!! Hahaha!!" In Inuyasha's instant of Invincability, he didn't realize that they were flying right towars a mountain, "Shit Inuyasha, pull up pull up!!"
"Wha--oh shit!!" Inuyasha pulled hard as he could on the yolk, and he just barely managed to dodge the cliff, "Okay Inuyasha, no more reveling in our little victory, let's land in Venturas, alright?"
"Okay, I will." After about a fifteen minute flight they were on the edge of Venturas, and after another minute, they'd gotten to the airport. Inuyasha went to land, but got a distress call from the control tower that wasn't far from 'What the flying fuck are you doing landing on the airstrip without permission', to which Inuyasha litterally replied, "Listen up, fuck you and stay the fuck out of our business, we's got shit to do and you can't do a goddamn thing about it!!". That brought a few men out onto the airstrip where Inuyasha was going to land, "Son of a bitch!!" He screamed in frustration. When they finally came to a stop, they were ordered out of the plain nice and easily, but Inuyasha had other plans. As soon as he opened the tinted windo, he shot the men one by one in order from left to right. The two fugitives got out and Ran for the entrace, "Fuck, we need to get out of here and at the same time drop the cops!!"
"Shit you're right... how do we do it?!"
"I just remembered one of the easiest tricks in the book!" with that Inuyasha jacked another car, (There's a trend, no?) and they sped towards a hidden pay'n'spray. Then they came out, they had a new car, and when the drove around Venturas, there was no sign of the cops, "... I can't believe that worked..."
"Well, It works great doesn't it?!"
"Yeah it does but... how could they not know it was us?"
"They are dumb fucks, ya know?"
"Yeah, I guess... say, where are we going now?!"
"We's gotta head down to Prickle Pine an' meet up wit' CJ, Sweet 'n' Caesar to stop some bastards calling themselves, "The Silver Dragon Gang"."
"Who are they?! I only know the three groups from Santos..."
"These guys are fairly new to this place, they come from like Japan or somethin', and recently they tried to jack our territorry! They've been successful a few times too, meaning we're in an all out war at the moment, so we's takin' their home turf like they did to us!!"
"Oh... how did you find out where they were going to be, and how many of them are going to be there?"
"I'd say they's got about thrity guys from what I hear."
"How the hell do five of us fight thrity of them?!"
"Each one of us takes seven of them!!"
"Oh my god, we're gonna die!!"
"Nah, nah, don't think like that, tha's what gets people killed out on the battle field!!"
"... I hope we come out of this alive..."
"We will baby, we will..." with that, they parked at the trainstation to find that there was brilliant flashing going on within...
Well folks, that's one hell of a cliffie... maybe not... anyways, I went snowboarding yesterday (Yes!!) but Snoqualmie closed early (Som'bitches...) however I got a good few runs in and I was a happy boy. Anyways, I wanted to say that I appreciate those people that have taken a liking to this story, and so please keep reading, and please, for the love of Christ REVIEW!!
-JT Jewels