Alice in Wonderland AU

By: Immortal Wolf Lover

(A/N I own nothing except plot and some scenes and comments. MALICE AU SUPER/ABUSED/ POWERFUL/MODEST/HUMBLE/ SINGING ALICE) A/N THANKS FOR THE WONDERFUL REVIEWS SO FAR KEEP THEM COMING AND I'LL KEEP THE STORY GOING THANKS MUCH NOW LET'S DO THE FATTERWACKEN!

"Is there anything else that needs to be addressed? Anything that won't set dear Alice here off again?" Mirana asks with a small amused smile as she looked at Alice when everyone that was consious shook their heads at top speed. All but the snobby boy from earlier who raised his hand hesitantly while eyeing Alice and the White Queen wearily.

"Yes Mr. Violet?" Mirana asks addressing the snobby boy in an all purple suit that looked to be expensive.

"I have a few questions, your majesty." Violet waited for Mirana to nod before continueing. "What actions will be taken against Ms. Kingsleigh for attacking Mr. Wysolm? How is Ms. Kinsleigh able to move so fast? Can she teach some of our soldiers how to move that fast? I have never seen anyone move so fast and it would be a big advantage over the Red Queen if our warriors are able to move so fast." Mr. Violet said his eyes flickering back and forth between Alice and Mirana.

"No action will be taken against dear Alice for her attack of Mr. Wysolm since she was merely defending myself and my free will. Any who try to take action against her will be seen as trying to take action against myself. I believe you heard her reasoning, and rather impressive and inventive vocabulary, when she…warned Mr. Wysolm. I have not the answers for your other two questions. You shall have to ask Alice herself for the answers." Mirana said giving him a tight lipped smile that looked eeriely intimidating before turning her head to give Alice a grateful and encouraging smile when she blushed prettily and stared at her bare feet embarressed.

"I don't know how I am able to move so fast I just do. The only way to describe it is pure speed. I can't teach anyone because it comes to me naturally, except for stopping. That, I had to teach myself cause trust me, hitting a wall or tree at ninety miles a minute hurts, badly." Alice said not noticing all the shocked looks she was getting from everyone but Mirana who merely smiled at Alice before latching onto her arm.

"Now that the…..meeting has adjourned. Could you tell me some more of your marvelous jokes, my dear Alice? Please?" Mirana asks giving Alice an impossibly sweet smile and a small puppy dog pout. Alice blushed, uncomfortably aware that everyone was still staring at her, and nodded causing Mirana to grin happily. Mirana led the younger blond over to the steps leading up to the throne and sat down on the top one, pulling Alice down with her, and grinning eagerly at the younger girl.

"A fake friend will attempt to help me when I am lost. A true friend will be messing with my compass, stealing the map, and giving very bad directions." Alice tried grinning happily when Mirana giggled and several guards sniggered.

"My dear Alice, you tell the funniest fake friend, true friend jokes. Please continue." Mirana said giggling when Alice nodded happily.

"A fake friend will send me letters, e-mails, and most everything she can when I go away. A true friend will kidnap me before I do." Alice said making Mirana and her guards, as well as a few of the people still at the table, dissolve into laughter and sniggers.

"A fake friend calms you down when you're mad. A true friend will be dancing with a shovel next to you on top of the grave of the one who made you mad." Alice said making Mirana have to lean against her in laughter while the guards were leaning against one another to remain standing up right due to their laughter. Alice grinned, not at all bothered by the queen leaning up against her, before her grin dropped when she saw something whizzing through the air aimed directly at her and the queen! Alice pushed the queen out of the way but didn't move in time to get out of the way herself.