"JANE!"
Lisbon was furious and the discovery of Jane's latest escapade wasn't helping the situation. She turned the corner just as Jane was rising from the couch after his routine nap.
"Lisbon, how nice to see you" he slurred as he bent his neck to the left before standing.
"Jane, why did I just get a call about you?"
"Well you may not know this Lisbon, but i'm actually a very popular person. I'm charming, interlectual and not to mention devilishly handsome. Very popular with the ladies." Jane said in mock serieousness before turning to look at Rigsby who was spluttering coffee everywhere in an attempt to stop his laughing fit while Van Pelt muted her laughter with her hand. He smiled before turning back to Lisbon.
"It was a complaint Jane" she paused to glare at Rigsby and Van Pelt before carrying on "two actually... How many times do I have to tell you? Just because we work for the CBI doesn't mean we're above the law!"
"Lisbon" Jane said sarcastically "I don't even know what I did wrong"
"You punched him in the face!" She dug her nails into her palm and took a deep breath "Thats assult Jane..."
"He deserved it and anyway it was barely even a punch, tell her Cho..." He turned to Cho who was looking through the files for their latest case, not at all interested in joining the argument.
"Dont bring me into this." he replied, casting a dissmisive look at the others before returning to the files. Jane reluctently turned back to Lisbon who spoke in the sternest voice she could manage.
"Jane, I don't wa"
"Lisbon" he butted in "before you give me a lecture about my behaviour, can i ask you something?"
She rolled her eyes. "What, Jane?"
Jane looked her in the eyes, a smile forming on his lips.
"Tea?"