Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto or even...myself(I weep silently). I am just a sex slave....what.....excuse me my mistress is calling me...
On to the Story.
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Two years later
"Alright, do you guys have your gear?" Jade asked both Naruto and Sakura as they are getting ready for their first day in the academy.
"Yes! Both exclaimed.
"Do you have your shuriken?" Jade asked pulling a clipboard out of nowhere.
"Where did you..." Naruto said looking at his mother with a WTF expression.
"AAAupupip" Jade said interrupting him.
"Now do you have your shuriken?" Jade asks once more.
"Yes."
"Okay check....kunai?" Jade said checking off shuriken from her clipboard.
"Yep."
"Check...your..."
~One....Hour....Later~
"Do you have clean underwear?" Jade asked a very tired Naruto and half asleep Sakura.
"Mom for the last time we have everything! So can we go now? We're already late cause of you." Sakura whined.
"Okay okay, hold your horses." Jade grumbled out.
"Finally. Thanks Imouto." Naruto thanked Sakura.
"No problem Aniki." Sakura said giving Naruto the good guy pose...er well good girl pose (does that sound right to you, the good girl pose[I giggle perversely]).
"Sakura! What did I tell you about that?" Jade said scolding her.
"What?" Sakura said confused.
"Never and I mean never do the good girl pose again." Jade said with fire in her eyes.
"Why? What could possibly go wrong?" Sakura asked not knowing the consequences.
"YOUTH!!" Sakura, Jade, and Naruto hear outside.
Going to the window, all three are blinded by a white light.
"Agh, what the hell was that?!" Naruto said shielding his eyes.
"Naruto! What did I say about language?" Jade said using her free hand to smack him in the head but since she can't see she smacked Sakura upside the head.
"Smack" "Why did you hit me?!" Sakura yelled.
"Ops, sorry honey...now move out the way." Jade said smacking Sakura again in the head.
"Smack!" "Why did you that again?!"
"Because you yelled at me." Jade said trying to smack Naruto again.
"Smack!" "Mom stop!"
The light outside finally dispersed when the green clothed, bowl shaped head man closed his mouth.
"The guy has the shiniest fuc-" Smack! "Hey why you hit me?!" Naruto yelled(A/N: De'ja vu)
"What did I say of cussing?" Jade said having her hand in the air ready to pimp slap him.
"Uh….to say it without you around?" Naruto says adding a nervous chuckle at the end.
"Good, now lets go. We are already late." Jade said grabbing Naruto and Sakura by the hand walking as fast as she can to get away from him.
"OH MY BEAUTIFUL FLOWER ALLOW ME TO TAKE YOU ON A DATE SO WE CAN EXPRESS OUR FLAMES OF YOUTH!!" the energetic man said grabbing Jades hand.
"This guy is fast. Is he a shinobi?" Naruto thought in shock.
"Uh sorry Gai but I don't have time to go out with you." Jade said to the guy known as, well, as Gai.
"OF COURSE MY BEAUTIFUL FLOWER I WILL RUN 100 LAPS TO WIN YOUR HEART AND IF THAT DOESN"T WORK I'LL DO 1000 PUSH UPS." Gai said with tears pouring out of his big ass eyes.
"Those eyebrows are huge, wait did they just blink at me....they did oh shit!" Naruto thought as the eyebrows, I do not call those eyebrows I call them demons, blinked at him….watching his every move.
"That's nice Gai." Jade said walking a little faster and in the distance she can still hear shouts of youth and the screams of people around him(A/N: I almost feel bad for them, almost)
"I guess that is what happens when you say, 'What can go wrong?"." Sakura said referring to Gai.
"Shut up Sakura."
Sakura just giggles and Naruto….well he is still in shock.
'The...the...eyebrows they are demonic!' Naruto screamed in his head making the resident demon inside of him laugh.
"Kukukuku if he is scared of that demon just wait until you meet Barnie...kukukuku!" the Kyuubi laughed in its head.
Arriving at the academy front gate, Jade and her children are not shocked but amazed at the number of students enrolling in the academy. You can see simple civilians all the way to clan heirs...wait clan heirs?
'Hmmm...I see that the clan heads are enrolling their children as well...how strange.' Jade thought to herself while looking at Naruto.
'This better not be a plot.' Jade thought thinking that they are out to get Naruto.
"Welcome future ninjas of the leaf I am proud to say, welcome to the academy!" a Chunin with a scar across his nose on his face said.
"Now we are going to open the doors now but don't rush in." he said.
Opening the academy doors all the kids that belong to a civilian family rushed into the building while some that belong to a ninja family rushed in, the clan heads had their kids in line so they won't 'act the fool'.
"Go on Naruto, Sakura, try your best." Jade said pushing them along.
"Kay kaa-san.", "Bye kaa-chan." both kids say walking into the academy.
"Remember Naruto, take care of your sister!" Jade yelled as she watches Naruto nod and both kids go inside the academy to officially starting a new chapter in her and her children life.
"Do you see that child Sasuke?" A man said to his son.
"Yes tou-sama." Ssuke replied in his child voice.
"I want you to be his friend." his dad said with a smirk.
"Why? Whats so special about him?" Sasuke asked making his father frown.
"Don't ask questions boy, but I'll give you a hint, the Uchiha's power lays within." and with that his father walked away leaving a very confused son.
"Ino honey I want you to avoid that kid over there ok." a man with very long dirty blonde said to his daughter.
"Why tou-san he looks nice and cute." Ino said with a slight blush.
"Ino I don't want you to even breathe at his direction, and if you do I will punish you ok!" he whispered to her sharply.
Confused and hurt by his actions Ino merely nods.
"Good." he said. "I'll pick you up when you get out." and with that he kissed her forehead and walked away leaving a very hurt, but mostly confused, Ino.
And the same thing happened with each of the clan heads. Each clan heads ordered their children to either get close or don't associate with him at all. What they failed to notice thought was that a very pissed off mother heard every conversation, and she had one thing on her mind.
"Those bastards! I knew this was a trap of some kind, but it will not work, *sigh*, I just hope Naruto can take it." Jade thought as she walked back home getting sneered at along the way.
~Inside the academy in the auditorium~
"Alright now that you have your schedule follow the teacher appointed to you do the classroom where you will introduce yourself and began your fist step on your way of the ninja." the principle said with a smirk.
"And I will like to say this before we start." the principle said with crazy smile making the students smile as well not knowing the look.
"If you guys have a complaint well u can get a sheet of paper, write it down, fold it up real nice, and shove it up your ass." he said with a grin.
"If you say how unfair we or others treat you well you can send a letter to my office but make sure you put asshole on who send it so Mizuki here can go to you and spread your ass checks apart and shove it up your ass." he said looking directly at Naruto with his crazed look.
"Psst, hey Sakura is it me or was he saying that to me instead of the whole place?" Naruto whispered to his sister.
"It's just you, now don't worry Naruto." Sakura said reassuring him. "Now give me my Twinkies." Sakura demanded.
"What the hell is it with you and Twinkies anyways?" Naruto asked with a big sweat drop. "Honestly the first day I meet you, you where up and down for Twinkies like a drug addict, well you still are, but that's beside the point, the point is what the fuck are Twinkies?!" Naruto whispered almost shouting.
"I don't know what Twinkies are?" Sakura said honestly.
"Then why do you say it?" Naruto asked.
"Because the author wants to make me cute by saying Twinkies." Sakura pointing at me as I write this line.
"What autho-....what the fuck how did I not notice that!" Naruto exclaimed alerting other people of my presence.
"Shit they found out!" I exclaimed.
"We are under attack!""Run for your lives!" "A sexy beast in the sky!"
"DID SOME ONE SAY SEXY BEAST FOR I THE GREEN SEXY BEAST OF KONOHA AM THE ONLY SEXY......YOUTH!" the green clothed, and bowl shaped demonic eyebrows man shouted as well, followed by the ever present screams around him.
"Uh shit now I have to erase this shit!" I muttered under my breath. "Author Style: Write Back so Characters Won't Notice About Me No Jutsu!" I exclaimed as everything re-winded to two minutes ago.
"What the fuck are Twinkies?!" Naruto whispered, on the verge shouting.
"Now to implant my knowledge of Twinkies on to her." I whispered to myself. "Author Style: I Can Write Whether She Knows About Twinkies no Jutsu."
"Twinkies are very delicious snacks that are filled with white stuff inside." Sakura said without knowing.
"White stuff, that sounds nasty." Naruto said noticing people walking to their respective teachers.
"Well I don't know I just know that it is good." Sakura said walking with her brother to their teacher.
"Well whatever suits your taste." Naruto said going up to the teacher that was in the front of the academy.
~10 minutes later inside the classroom~
"Alright future ninjas' I want a single file line and you are going to introduce yourself in front of the classroom." he said.
"I'll start, my name is Iruka, but you may call me Iruka-sensei for the school year. I like to teach students how to be the best and I dislike the Kyuubi for doing stuff, my dream is to watch all of you be excellent ninjas of the leaf." the newly named Iruka said proudly but shot a glare at Naruto's direction making him sink deeper into his seat.
"Ok you are next..."
~5...minutes....later....~
"Haruno Sa...."
~10...minutes...later....~
"Veracruz Jose...."
~15....minutes.....later....~
"Uchiha Sasuke......"
~1.....hour....later......~
"Uh thank you Sasuke for telling us about your...er poodle. Now Uzumaki Haruno Naruto your next."
"Thank you, Hi my name is Naruto Haruno Uzumaki..."
"Hm so that's Naruto, well might as well see if I can be his friend." Sasuke thought.
"Troublesome, I can avoid him easy, after all getting in trouble is well to troublesome." A lazy student thought giving Naruto a calculating stare.
"So that's the punk Kaa-sama told me about well I am going to make his life a living hell here." A kid with a dog on his head said.
"What should I do, should I listen to daddy or should I talk to him?" Ino thought trying to come up with a decision.
"MUNCH MUNCH MUCNH....NEED MORE FOOD!" a fat kid thought as a notices that his bag of chips is empty.
"Hmm...my beetle is scared of this one, I should look into this....maybe that's why tou-san said to avoid him....it seems logical." A kid with round glasses thought.
"I hope I have friends in here, and why does tou-sama hate Naruto so much?" a lavender eyed girl thought.
"....and I hate people who pick on my sister and my dream is to be the best ninja in the world to so I can protect my family!" Naruto finished.
"Thank you Naruto.." Iruka shoves Naruto up the stairs making him trip on the steps and scrap his knee.
"Oh Naruto you have to be more careful...you can't be a ninja without reflexives." Iruka scolded while shooting him a glare that didn't go unnoticed by the lazy guy, the glasses wearing guy, and Sasuke.
"Hmm hostility in the first day." Sasuke and the glasses wearing guy thought while the lazy one thought, "Troublesome."
"You shoved me!" Naruto yelled.
"Naruto go to your seat and be quiet or I will kick you out!" Iruka snapped at him making him shut up and obey.
"Good....now Yamanaka Ino...'
~2.....hours....later.....~
"Alright now that we introduced each other I will like to say that in two years those who feel they can pass may take the genin exam early....now the history...."
"It is going to be a long school year." Naruto thought while Sakura agreed.
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Well I hope you like it and review and as for the small harem I need more detail on why you want them in the harem.
And thank you Aza-chan for the corrections.
Ja Ne.