Oh my gosh guys, I'm so sorry that this chapter is coming out so late! Let's just say that I've been having a major writing block for this story. I'll try to post Something Bad soon, but there's no telling what's going to happen...
Hopefully this is in a likable stage, it took me long enough. Please review!
What is this Feeling?
I looked over at the letter I was writing to Momsie and Popsical. I looked up and saw the courtyard pole standing in front of me and my dorm-room door within seeing distance. I poked the paper once more before looking at my wonderful work.
Dearest, darlingest momsie and popsicle...
Apparently my phosphorescent roommate was also writing home. She was standing next to the fourth pole away from me. I inched away from the freak as I eavesdropped on what she was writing to her family.
My dear father...
There's been some confusion over rooming here at Shiz.
But of course I'll care for Nessa.
But of course, I'll rise above it.
For I know that's how you'd want me to respond, yes.
There's been some confusion for you see my roomate is...
I took a deep breath and willed my brain to come up with very intelligental words and I hurriedly wrote them on my sparkly pink paper.
Unusually and exceedingly peculiar and altogether quite impossible to describe...
I sighed happily as I put the last period at the end of the sentence. My ears perked when I heard my roommate finish her letter.
Blonde.
Oh my Oz, Momsie and Popsicle would me so angry that I had a roommate, I hope they do something. Both my roommate and I took a few steps forward and started to walk towards each other.
What is this feeling, so sudden,and new?
I felt the moment I laid eyes on you.
My pulse is rushing.
My head is reeling
My face is flushing.
What is this feeling? Fervid as a flame, does it have a name? Yes...
I quickly shook myself to get some of the stress out of me before taking a few more steps forward to be in front of the Artichoke. Why me, why me? Well, if this Green-bean is going to ruin my life, I'll ruin hers.
Loathing! Unadulterated loathing!
For your face,
your voice,
your clothing!
Let's just say- I loath it all!
Every little trait how ever small
makes my very flesh begin to crawl
with simple utter loathing!
There's a strange exhilaration.
In such total detestation. It's so pure, so strong!
Though I do admit, it came on fast, still I do believe that it can last.
And I will be loathing, loathing you my whole life long.
I almost fainted, but lucky Pfanee and Shenshen where behind me to catch me. They gave me a pitiful look before they pushed me forward and I spun around to face the rest of my people who came to rescue me.
Ug, I hate those prejudice Shizians and that blondie that was supposedly my roommate. I watched them while they came to "Miss Galinda Popularity Queen Uplands" rescue.
Dear Galinda, you are just too good!
How do you stand it, I don't think I could.
She's a terror,
she's a tartar,
we don't mean to show a bias but Galinda, you're a martyr!
I snorted, surprised that those numbskulls knew what those words meant. I sent a look of disgust towards the blonde while she fanned herself with her hand, blushing with artificial coloring on her cheeks.
Well, these things are sent to try us...
The Shiz students started to walk up to me with urgency, but I just took a few steps forward and they slowed their pace. They stuck their tongues out at me before turning to their "Queen Bee".
Poor Galinda, forced to reside
with someone so disgusticified,
We just want to tell you, we're all on your side!
I watched the Shiz students make a protective half-circle behind Galinda as she walked forward to challenge me.
What is this feeling, so sudden and new?
I felt the moment I laid eyes on you.
My pulse is rushing, my head is reeling.
Oh, what is this feeling?
Does it have a name? Yes, ahhhhh... loathing!
There's a strange exhilaration, in such total detestation,
it's so pure, so strong! Though I do admit, it came on fast,
still I do believe that it can last!
And I will be loathing for forever,
loathing, truly deeply loathing you,
my whole life long!
I took a glance behind me before I took a quick breath.
BOO!
Ahh!
I'm going to follow Galinda, ahh! I don't know what I was doing! I'm so sorry that this is so horrible!
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