So, I realized that it is going to be just about impossible for this story to be in sync with the show. So just pretend Castiel still has his grace and that it doesn't matter that all the angels have fallen.

Sam was sitting in front of Emanuel's house watching the tiny angel as he continued to look around, he seemed amazed by all the things inside. He had stared at the flat screen TV for almost an hour before Sam suggested he turned it on.

Emanuel seemed frightened by the moving pictures at first but soon relaxed and began to enjoy the cartoon. Sam at some point had begun to watch the tiny cartoon as well.

'Sam?' Emanuel suddenly asked.

'Yeah?'

'What are you to me? I know that Castiel is my father, Gabriel is my uncle. But what are you and Dean? What makes you so special to Castiel that he trusted me in your care?' Emanuel asked, TV show forgotten for the time being.

'I guess I'm…your god parent, I don't really know why he trusts us so much. Maybe it has to do with all the impossible things we've done, so he might believe we'll always find a way.' Sam said.

'I've learned of your history, you and your brother are mighty warriors.' Emanuel complimented.

'I wouldn't call us warriors.' Sam said with a flattered smile.

'Oh right, you prefer the term, hunters.' Emanuel recalled.

'Yeah, hunters, and I think you should try calling Castiel dad.' Sam suggested.

'Why?'

'Because, it's a human custom, it's an easier way of saying father; also most humans find it rude for kids to call adults by their first names.' Sam informed.

'I don't understand, Castiel didn't teach me this.' Emanuel said with a confused face.

'That's because he doesn't understand it himself yet, but I promise if you call him dad he'll be honored.' Sam said.

Emanuel looked as if he was thinking it over, after a while he nodded his head flew off. Sam followed the cherub up the stairs. He stopped however when he heard a weird sound come from Dean's room.

Was that a…moan? Sam thought. First thing he thought was that Dean was enjoying his alone time, the second was that something wrong.

It was most likely the first one, but Sam just had to be sure. Besides, the worst that could happen is that he'd catch Dean spanking the monkey.

Sam slowly opened the door and silently hoped for it to be some kind of trouble.

Instead of Dean being hurt, Sam found Dean was enjoying himself, but not by himself.

That's right, as the writers of fanfiction would say; Destiel is so cannon right now. Castiel was in Dean's lap and Dean was getting handy with some angelic equipment.

'Oh God!' Sam gasped.

Dean all but threw Cas off of him when he saw Sam and Emanuel.

'This isn't what it looks like!' Dean yelled as he sat up.

'Then what is it?' Sam asked with a smirk.

'I believe that Dean and…Dad are mated.' Emanuel said.

'We are not mated, at least not in the angelic sense-wait. Did you call me…Dad?' Cas asked as he straightened up.

'Yes, Sam said it would please you, make you feel honored. Did it?' Emanuel asked before landing gently on Sam's head.

'It does make me feel proud.' Castiel said with a smile.

'Good. Sam I must say, your hair is very soft.' Emanuel said while lying down so his tiny face was close to Sam's forehead.

'Thanks, but I think we should focus on why Dean and Castiel are mating in the human sense.' Sam said.

'Is that of import?' Emanuel asked.

'Yes.' Was all Sam said.

'No it's really not.' Dean insisted.

'Tell me how the hell this happened in the first place.' Sam demanded.

'It just happened OK, I was trying to apologize for the whole punch thing. One thing lead to another, I thought he was still mad so I grabbed him and I-'

'Started kissing him passionately?' Sam said with a grin.

'It's not like it meant anything, right Cas?' Dean said turning to the angel for back up.

'I thought it did, but if you don't then I don't.' Castiel said coldly.

'Hold on, wait a minute Cas.' Dean began.

'Emanuel, I'll be back in a few days, listen to their instructions.' Castiel said to the cherub still lying in the young hunter's hair.

'Yes, Dad.' Emanuel said.

'Good, now if you'll excuse me.' Castiel said before disappearing.

'CAS! Cas- son of a bitch!' Dean yelled in vain.

'Am I missing something?' Emanuel asked in confusion.

'Well, you're five, so I hope you don't understand what's going on.' Sam said trying to look up at the cherub sitting on the top of his head.

'If this about sexual relationships between my father and Dean then I'm sure I will be able to understand.' Emanuel said in a bored tone.

'We are not having sex!' Dean yelled.

'Then what was…' Sam asked waving his hand around.

'That was a kiss, a stupid kiss that just made everything all fucked up.' Dean groaned before sitting on his bed.

'I can't believe I did that, what the fuck was I thinking?' Dean sighed while burying his face in his hands.

'I think you weren't thinking at all and went what felt right.' Sam said while sitting down next to his brother, careful not to move his head too much.

'Nothing about that was right. Man I kissed a fucking angel, a dude angel at that, plus he's basically a mom now. I'm not even gay, I have no idea where that kiss came from.' Dean said.

'Actually angels don't have genders, and I think there was one right thing about it.' Sam said.

'Like what?' Dean asked skeptically.

'Like, you and him finally recognize the sickening sexual tension between the two of you.' Sam said obviously.

'What sexual tension?' Dean asked.

'Whenever you call he's there, he rebelled for you. You are always bringing up everything he's done for us, and whenever he skrewed us over you act like the girl who got cheated on.' Sam explained.

'I do not.' Dean said in his defense.

'Yes you do, you get teary and everything.'

'Shut up, look you cherub sit. I'm going out for a few drinks.' Dean said before leaving the room.

'Sam, you are not going to sit on me. I will not allow it.' Emanuel said strictly.