One Saturday afternoon, Jimmy comes home for dinner and finds no food in the kitchen and his Da in a foul mood. (As usual.) Even though it's relatively warm outside, Da puts a jacket on and tells Jimmy to put on his hoodie. The two of them walk to the grocery store in silence. When they arrive, they keep their hoods up and head for the meat department. Da glances over his shoulders, then takes a package of hot dogs, unzips his son's hoodie, places the package inside the hoodie, and zips it back up. Motioning for the boy to keep still, Da places a few items inside his own jacket and zips it up. The pair calmly walks home with the stolen food.

Over hot dogs that night, Da tells Jimmy, "Your mum always got angry when I did this, but Tesco's has loads of money, and we were hungry. We're just playing Robin Hood. And you know what the first rule of playing Robin Hood is?"

"What?"

"Don't get caught. If you get caught playing Robin Hood, you go to jail – and I won't bail you out, because only idiots go to jail."

Da then explains how he avoids getting caught. Jimmy drinks the information in; he wants to win at Robin Hood.