A warning for the variable levels of understanding or tolerance of this referendum bullshit that's been going on. I didn't start out intending to write as many rules about it, but that's what's happening.

Thank you to cheshiresapprentice for rule 100, boy it's been a while.

RULES ENGLAND IS OBLIGED TO LIVE BY: 2016 EDITION HOLY SHIT.

By England.

81. Making fun of Scotland for sticking by me after all the worry and the big talk is in very poor taste.

82. I will remember that, no matter which way the referendum goes, it will take two years for any changes to take place, I will have to be prepared to tough those two years of side-eyeing and pointed remarks out.

83. I will be reminded that I already get pretty unique treatment in the EU, I will stop being a little bitch about it.

84. I will try to keep my current stance on staying versus leaving in order as the swinging between opposing opinions in course of one speech was beginning to give people whiplash.

85. Trying to find incidences in my fellow Nation's political histories that parallel the Brexit vs. Bob Geldof flotilla kerfuffle will be kept to my free time and I'd best accept that there's very little dignity to be had in it.

86. Even if I stay, I'd best accept that I've already offended everyone.

87. "What's new about that?" is neither an excuse nor an apology. As a well established and mature Nation, I could stand to be a little less offensive.

88. If someone decides to bring up the scaremongering in the 'Leave' campaign, I should not say that I learned the technique from America.

89. I could stand to leave off America for a while, despite the caricature of a presidential character he's keeping around.

90. The phrase "Boy, that hung parliament doesn't seem like such a dire issue now." doesn't need repeating.

92. My voting cards will not have the extra options of "Remain despite the dogshit propaganda." or "I want something factual and informative, please provide."

93. I really cannot send Cameron a dead pig and invite him to "concentrate on fucking that instead of the disadvantaged demographics".

94. I will remember to remind myself and my boss that I am the Nation of England, not the Nation of London.

95. Orwellian Newspeak is not appropriate for official occasions, important documents or the notes I keep passing to Germany asking to let me stay.

96. The title of the film 'London Has Fallen' will only invite facetiousness on weekends and bank holidays.

97. I don't get to take a shot for every year the Queen has been alive, even if it is in celebration of her birthday. Especially if it is in celebration of her birthday, she's ninety; that's overdoing it.

98. I will not teach the new generation of the royal family to show up my fellow Nations.

99. "Drunk Godfather to the Prince and Princess" is not a title to aspire to, especially if I can't name which Prince and Princess I am referring to.

100. I should never stick mouse traps in a wardrobe and tell America it's the entrance to Narnia.

101. I don't have a 'Weed Room'. Nor do I know anyone named Ron who has a Weed Room.

102. True, Francis does not have a monopoly on nudity, but that doesn't mean I can start stripping in public in order to "make the most of my fifteen minutes of summer".

103. If I ever come into possession of a Ford Anglia, I mustn't try to make it fly.

104. I am not the Stig, nor does anything claimed of the Stig apply to me.

105. If I don't have a good reason to jump over or through a fence, I shouldn't try.

106. I cannot call anyone a "nugget" in official correspondence.

107. Nobody cares if I am hitting Soho after the meeting ends.

108. I cannot use my status as a Nation to get discounts at Chicken Cottage.

109. The term is "inadvisable", not "proper dodge".

110. I am not a Wild Lad that Can't Be Tamed.

Have a little bit more than previous. I don't think I'll be updating regularly, but I'll try and add what I can.