Sorry I haven't updated in so long, only a whole three months ^^; I have three other stories and a new one I am writing so it's hard to fit everything in. I've finally started on the last chapter. Hopefully it won't be too bad.

Reminder:-

'Talking'

Thinking

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Unfortunately for Kyouya things didn't work out as he planned. When they got to the front for the school Haruhi was kicking the last policeman in the stomach. Once he fell to the ground Haruhi wiped her hands together and admired her handiwork. She hadn't noticed the boys who came up behind her yet.

'You,' Kyouya thought silently to the policemen lying on the floor, 'are all fired.'

Haruhi turned and smiled when she saw them, 'Hi!' then she frowned, 'Kyo-chan that was a dirty trick getting your police to fight for you,'

...Kyo-chan?! The twins, Tamaki and Kyouya thought.

D: that's my word, Huni thought.

One of the private police force men stood up slowly, clutching his stomach then snuck up on Haruhi, grabbing her by the neck, she struggled for a few moments,

'Letgoletgoletgoletgoletgo,' she screamed then suddenly went silent and went limp. The guard laughed in victory and made sure Kyouya was watching, I might even get a raise for this! He thought gleefully.

Kyouya stepped forward was bent down to face level with Haruhi. She was pouting, 'it seems I have won. You should never underestimate an Otori, Haruhi. It also seems that you are going to have to work very hard to pay off that debt before you graduate. Maybe you can be a host and our dog,' he smiled unpleasantly. Haruhi's sad face disappeared and giggled evilly at him before kicking him in the most painful place possible then doing the same to the unsuspecting guard. Both men crumpled on the floor in agony while Haruhi sat on the floor with Huni's school bag, much to Huni's dismay, started eating the sugary contents of the satchel.

'Oh really Mr. Wise Guy?' Haruhi managed to say through a mouthful of gum, 'I wouldn't even consider raising my debt. There's always more sugar around. If you try to do that again I'll make sure you can never have any kids,' Mori was helping Kyouya up but Kyouya pushed away his senpai and staggered slightly before fixing his posture.

'I will not lose. An Otori never loses,' Kyouya's eye twitched. He was getting slightly over competitive and rage was literally steaming out of his ears.

'You've already lost,' Haruhi stuck her tongue out at him them proceeded to eat a lollipop she had found. Mori was trying in vain to comfort and inconsolable Huni who was wailing for his lost stash of sugary goodness.

'I didn't beat you myself therefore it is not over yet. Let's say the first on to hit the floor wins,' Kyouya's tried to do the thing where his glasses gleamed but realised her didn't have them, good job he didn't really need them anymore, they were just for appearance to suit his character at the host club, he put his hand up to his face to feel the empty space where his glasses usually perched, 'where did you put my glasses?'

'Mori-senpai,' Haruhi answered as if it was obvious, pointing to the tall senior. Everyone turned to Mori who was indeed wearing a pair of glasses and looking very confused in a Mori-ish way.

'How did Haruhi-,' Hikaru turned around again and looked at the empty space covered in discarded candy/sweet (I'm English) wrappers, 'Kyouya, we've lost her again,' Kaoru informed Low Blood-Pressure Demon nervously.

'I know and look,' he pointed to a small clip lying among the debris, 'she took off the tracking device somehow,' one of the policemen groaned and sat up, rubbing his head, 'you can inform all of your colleagues they are fired. As well as you, of course,' the policeman whimpered and curled up in a ball, he didn't seem to hear his boss's words.

'Demon girl... can't... possibly... be human... just a dream, only a dream,' then he started laughing manically, the hosts shuddered.

'Whose idea was it to give Haruhi sugar... again?' the twins asked as they scanned the building for Haruhi, Kyouya was in front, almost pulling doors off their hinges in his search. Everyone (apart from Kyouya) turned to Tamaki.

'It-it was Mother's idea,' he wailed.

'Yeah but you rammed it down her throat Tama-chan,' Huni frowned in a cute serious expression.

'You can talk Huni-senpai,' Hikaru snorted, 'you gave her the cake in the first place.'

Huni snivelled then started to cry, 'how was I meant to know sugar made her all crazy?' he clung onto his cousin for protection.

'Will you shut-up?!' Kyouya shrieked at them from the other end of the hall, 'Haruhi will hear you then we'll never catch her.'

Nobody risked their lives to point out that he was making more noise then all of them combined, or the fact that this time the Shadow King had completely lost it.

Kyouya continued down the hall leaving a slightly scared host club behind, 'Hmn,' Mori muttered (still wearing Kyouya's glasses for some reason, maybe they're comfy?), pointing at a grandfather clock that was the centrepiece of the long hallway.

'Mori-senpai, don't we have more important things to worry about other that getting home for dinner?' Tamaki laughed slightly.

'Don't the school gates have an electronic lock set for six thirty, no exceptions? And today's Friday so the gate will be closed all weekend,' Huni pointed out.

Everyone froze, 'y-you mean we only have half an hour to find Haruhi and leave the school?' Tamaki muttered. Nobody really needed to answer that question so Tamaki pointed dramatically in no direction in particular and yelled, 'let's find Haruhi!' the host's nodded then ran down the hall in pursuit of their two temporarily mental friends.

A figure clad in dark darted through the shadows behind them.

~.~.~.~

The twins and Tamaki were currently lying on the floor gasping for breath. Kyouya seemed not to have noticed he had run around a school building that contained ten different floors. Mori and Huni were used to the exercise.

'Damn it!' Kyouya yelled, 'I followed the trail of sugar, so where's that damn girl?' He looked around the school library. It was empty, unless you count the six hundred and eighty two thousand nine hundred and twelve books that inhabited the book shelves, or the three hundred and twenty seven computers.

Someone giggled, 'man, for some of the smartest guys in the school you really and a bunch of dumbasses,' it was definitely Haruhi's voice but where it was coming from was a mystery. The vast room meant that her voice echoed, making it impossible to locate.

Kyouya proceeded to walk in and out of the bookshelves, shoving books aside and moving chairs to look under tables. There was a thud next to him, Kyouya turned but all he could see was shadow, a figure stepped into the moonlight of the window.

'Fear me,' the figure removed their mask, 'for I am Ninja Haruhi!'

'...'

'Three questions,' started Hikaru.

'Has she been smoking crack too while we weren't looking?' Kaoru continued.

'How did she get on top of a bookshelf?' said Hikaru.

'And where the hell did she get a ninja costume?' they finished.

'Crack sounds right me us doesn't it Takashi. But I don't know about the other two. Sugar can be like that though, it can do magical things, without my sugar I'd want to kill you all,' Huni smiled sweetly.

'Huni-senpai, keep eating cake, we don't want you to go into withdrawal. I like being alive thank you very much,' Tamaki hid behind the twins, half-expecting Huni to suddenly turn into a deranged flesh-eating monster. The boy-Lolita remained small and cute.

'Shut up Tono, we're watching those two,' the twins nodded towards Haruhi and Kyouya then pulled up some chairs and started to eat popcorn out of a large red bowl.

The two standing in the middle of the library seemed to be summing each other up, Haruhi tried lunging wildly at Kyouya but he easily blocked it, she pouted and sniffed, 'meanie,' she ran towards him, Kyouya planned to grab her before she got to him and pinning her to the floor but instead of her first attack she ran pasted him and clambered up the bookcase. She stood at the top and looked down at him triumphantly.

Kyouya knew immediately what she planned on doing and braced himself for Haruhi's body weight to crash into him; he wouldn't have enough time to run. As he suspected Haruhi tensed her muscles and leapt off of the impossibly tall bookcase. She landed clutching to Kyouya's shoulders with her legs practically straddling him. She expected him to drop under her weight but Kyouya, as thin and weedy as his build looks, managed to stay upright. His knees threatened to give way but held, just.

He grinned, now was his chance. Haruhi grinned.

Kyouya faltered 'what? Why is she happy?!' Haruhi didn't give him a chance to work out what she was thinking. She grabbed his face in her hands...

...and kissed him.

Kyouya stumbled, so did Tamaki. Then his knees buckled, his eyes were wide, so were Tamaki's. Then he fell on the floor, his face bright red. On the contrary, Tamaki (and now the twins as well) were a ghostly white. Huni just looked interested while Mori sat looking bored, as per usual.

Eventually Haruhi pulled away and stood up, stepping over Kyouya who was gaping like a fish, 'I win!' she shrieked and danced around a bit then ran for the door, her mission accomplished, she went home.

~.~.~.~

Haruhi groaned and sat up rubbing her bruised head. She pushed the cover off of her bed.

'What the hell happened last night? ... And why am I dressed like a ninja?!'

Sorry sorry sorry it took so long, but it's here now, right? I have school tomorrow so have to go to sleep now (it's almost 12am here and I've been getting almost 10 hours sleep during summer break ^^;). Hope you enjoyed reading Sugar Rush :D