Chapter 4
aN: So, tanks to Daryl 4 fixin da gramer. Ur da best! Flamrs: GO 2 HELL!
Chapter $: DIgon Aley purt 1
Profesur dumbledum tuk us to a stor calld Grignots. Gringotts isn't a store, it's the bank
Yo can get free monee ther. No you can't
Wee go in. A gremlin cums up to us. "oH U mus b jO bEkk potter. Weve been watein 4 u. o nd hllo harre." No you haven't
Dumbldum commntd on his status, "luk her gremlin, jus tak us to der vault, and NOT de enegy drink, ok, do, you, get, that mistr 'helo jO beKL?" Can someone translate?
The gremln srummk in feer. "Yes, jus dnt hrt me."
/I wnt hrt u, but jO beKKE might! Yeah she's mean!
The gremlin sed, "letz\s go 2 ur valt."
We got in da sports car and druve into da valt. "Bi da wae mi nam iz golum," da gremlin sed. GOLLUM? I think she's confused
GoLUm tuk us doewn into da valt. "Is this da valt," I aksd.
"Yeperoo,' golumn saeid. No one in harry potter has said "Yeperoo"
'Iz this da valt,l" haree askd/ We just went over this.
"Yes." Who said this?
Dmbldurm tuk jo bELe and haree into the lair. DER WAS A DRAGON DER!111111
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