Hello again fan fiction dot net the magnificent. it is I your presi-err sorry to much fallout.

Now children. Have you ever seen a porn picture and thought,"i wonder what the story behind that is?" no? Well I do. And here is one such story I thought up after seeing two teen titans pics by 'wagner'.

-Titans tower-

-Robin's office-

~Thirty minutes after fight with cinder-block~

"Raven, Beastboy, I know you to have become.... active, in your relationship recently" 'Note to self soundproof raven's room and clean BB's room with fire... a lot of fire' "and I'm alright with team members dating. I also realize fighting 'normal' villains like cinder block seem like a chore after fighting super villains like Slade, Brother Blood, or Trigon but, Beastboy, that does NOT mean you can run up behind raven and shout 'SUPRISE BUTTSECKS' and the proceed to do it right in the middle of a battle!"

Raven looked like her normal bored self but if he looked hard enough he could have seen a faint blush on her normally Grey skin. Beastboy looked more proud then ashamed or embarrassed said "dude, your just pissed you can't get Starfire in the sack."

Robin sighed and rubbed the bridge of his nose, careful not to knock his perma-worn mask off. "That is besides the point. Now please leave so I can think of a suitable punishment" making a shooing motion with his hand toward the door while turning his chair toward the wall/window in his office.

"Dude, if you let us off the hook I may be able to help you get in Starfire's armor" BB chanced, grinning perversely. Robin turned around, looking curious at his long time comrade. tenting his hands in a familiar pose he stated "go on"---

-Another universe-

Gendo looked down on his unaware son. He WOULD make a lasting impression him and his son's first meeting in ten years even if he had to kill a couple of bridge bunnies to do it. 'He will know who's the boss after this' he got into his signature pose (he also noted he felt less original when he did but brushed it off) 'remember Gendo, use the big voice, no sneezing, and for the love of god never blink'

"Hello so-ah AH AH CHOO" he proceeded to sneeze snot all over the observation window....'Well fu-

-Back in the DC universe-

"Well dude, its simple. Shes an alien who has no idea what customs we have. So if you, say, made one up. She wouldn't know. Think about it." BB said standing up and leaving.

Robin had much thinking to do.

-Outside Starfire's door-

~Ten minutes later~

*Knock Knock* "Starfire its Robin there's something i forgot to tell you." Starfire opened the door and responded "tell me what friend robin?" "I just forgot to properly welcome you to earth . I am terribly sorry but because I forgot to when we first met its going to take a couple of hours to make up for it." "That is no problem friend I am eager to receive your greeting!" Robin twitched at the innuendo in her statement and decided he needed to hurry. "well then, we must do this alone, in private, we can use your room if that is alright?" "Of coarse! Please, come in. I'm afraid it is weekly blargl'spletch day so I am not allowed to clean my room" She said, leading him in. Robin noticed all of her outfits strewn half hazardously across the room, specifically her panties. 'screw patience and tact' "lets get started immediately." He said before tossing her onto the bed. He only had one thought as he dove on his prize.

'Beastboy's definitely getting that scooter he wanted'

I'm not very happy with the ending but, meh, whatever it was a spur of the moment idea that was more based around the first half then the second.

currently reading: (T.T) nothing! *sob* I ran out of stories to read!

I'm gonna go see if I'm interested in one of the stories I already read, or find more stories.

Please, feel free to recommend some, I'm open to pretty much anything but yoai, Kiba/Hina, and Naruto stories that don't have Naruto as the main character.

EDIT: 11/23/09 some grammar errors and capitol letters fixed.