Hans Von Hozel Challenge Week 10: Pam's First Celebrity Vampire Child
The Greatest Gifting Of All
All people who everyone at Fangtasia- it exactly year away from Pam's birthday!
Party have much pizza, lemonade and jello in rabbit shape.
Pam make party style pink clothing and party hat which all maked to wear Eric even!
All do Macarena and YMCA on floor of dance.
Sookie breakages Alan Ball pinata, he bleed sweetly stuff.
"Yay! Skittles!" Sookie make happy and eat candy.
They make playings of pin tail on Steve Newlin and chairs of much musicalness.
"What giftings I receive?" Pam say.
Bill gifts boring book of boringness.
Sam gifts checked shirt of mustiness.
Jannalyn gifts croppy-top of sluttiness.
Alcide gifts road kill of grossness.
Rest gift just as badly!
Pam made a sadly on floor at crappy presents.
"Make no sadlys. I make good giftings!" Eric walk to door and open it.
Suddenly Charlie Sheen.
"gggggg-rrrrrrrr-zzzzzzzzz-vvvvvv-mmmmmm-nnnnnn-sssssss-ttttttt-rrrrrrrrrr-nnnnnnnn-ggggg-rrrrr-eeeeeee-aaaaaaaaa-rrrrrrrrrr-ooooooooo-ggggggg-oooooooo" Charlie shout.
"He vamp child for you."
"He make Bubba like Einstein or wheelchair man!" Pam crys.
Sookie grind Charlie Sheen into the snorty powder he addiction to with her handbag.
"Get non junkie child for her!" Scream Sookie.
Eric danubes Ryan Reynolds into the room.
"Where the puppies you make promise of?" Ryan asking.
Before Ryan make movement, Pam all on him and he vampired!
"All better now?" Ask Eric.
"Best gifting ever!" Pam smile.
"I vampire? Yay!" Ryan cheer.
Pam and Vamp-Ryan do dance of celebration.
Then start conga line to Tijauna!