TECHNOLOGY

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"Are we there yet?" Shadow asked.

"We have to find the computer room!" Vector grinned.

"Haha, so funny." Tails growled.

They eventually found a room labeleled 'Computer Lab.'("Hey look! We found the computer room!") Vector and Tails handed Shadow off to a very confused looking Espio and then darted away to get to their next classes. Espio then found a place to sit and dumped Shadow next to him.

"Hey, guys! How's being a sophomore?" Silver asked, sitting next to them.

"I've had better days..." Espio muttered, staring at the piece of crap computer in front of him. It had to be 20 years old. At least.

"I'm kinda liking it!" Silver said, grinning madly. "See that girl over there? She keeps looking at me!" Espio, Shadow and Sonic(who just randomly appeared there via Chaos Control) both followed his gaze across the room towards a reddish-brown fox that was staring in their direction.

"Um...Silver, flirting with her isn't the best idea." Sonic warned.

"Why not?" Silver asked. "The one time I finally get a hot girl to actually look at me..."

"No, it's not because I like her or anything... But that's Fiona Fox. Scourge's girlfriend. And he'll kill you if you so much as glance at her."

"Oh," Silver slumped in his seat, ears drooping.

"It's all right. You'll find someone." Espio said. "...Eventually."

Silver cast him a withering glare just as the teacher walked in. The teacher was basically Chuck Norris...as a girl. She even had a goatee. "Welcome to computer technology." She said in a low grisly voice. "Please log in."

Everyone turned their computers on and waited forever for the login screen to finally load. Sonic's computer was the fastest, and he proceeded to log in at the speed of light. Silver snickered as his loading screen popped up again. "What's so funny?" Sonic asked.

"Your password." Silver said. "Seriousally...Ilovechili?!"

"Shut up!" Sonic hissed.

"Now today we will be photoshopping random objects." The teacher said. "So go to the Photoshop icon."

The door to the classroom opened again and Scourge walked in. The teacher cast him an evil glare and hissed in her manly voice, "Why are you late?"

"Cuz I felt like it." Scourge glanced around the room. The only open seat was by Silver, who turned a shade whiter than white, if that was even possible.

Scourge sat next to him and proceeded to hack into the school's principal's settings. He then went to Amazon dot com and ordered two thousand dollars worth of toilet paper to be delivered immeadentally to the school.

"Why did you do that?" Silver squeaked.

"Because this school is filled with crappy teachers and twerps like yourself." Scourge glared. He then ordered three hundred thousand dollars worth of fly swatters.

"Ooookkaaay then..." Silver turned his attention away and photoshopped an apple to look like a banana.

"Hey, look! Webcams!" Sonic snickered, taking a picture of himself and photoshopping it so he actually had abs. "Yeah, those girls can't resist me now..."

"Too bad it's just a picture." Shadow snorted. Sonic grabbed his arm and pulled him in the line of sight of his webcam, taking multiple pictures.

"Delete those before I kill you."

"It'll be worth it!" Sonic laughed evilly and began photoshopping devil horns and a tail onto Shadow.

Meanwhile, Scourge hadn't photoshopped one thing. He was busy ordering ten tons of fruit.

"Right..." Silver said to himself. "Just don't pay attention..." He found his gaze had settled on the back of Fiona's head. Man she was hot...

"What are you looking at?!" Scourge grabbed one of Silver's spines and pulled him roughly to the side.

"Ow ow ow ow,"

"So much as look at her and you are dead meat. You hear me?" Scourge growled.

"Yeah! ow ow!" Silver wailed.

"Hey, look, Shadow! I photoshopped myself to look like Scourge!" Sonic laughed. "Only totally awesome!"

Shadow facepalmed and muttered something about needing Asprin. Silver had sort of slipped out of his seat and was now hiding under his chair and Espio was giving the entire group a very confused stare.

"What to Photoshop next..." Sonic thought.

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IN THE HALLWAY AFTER CLASS

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"THAT WAS THE BEST CLASS EVER!" Sonic shouted.

"Yeah...you just keep on believing that..." Silver squeaked.

"What's next in this epic school?!"

"Um... Both you and me along with a couple of others we know have..." Silver trailed off as he looked at the schedule, eyes widening.

"What?" Sonic asked.

"We...we have..." Silver almost went into shock.

"Spit it out! Come on!"

"...HEALTH." Silver squeaked before his knees gave out.

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I am so evil. Don't worry, this story is rated T.

I won't scar you. But I will make this class really funny.

Until next time,

Hasta la Vista, Readers!

Lordoftheghostking28

Ps: I uploaded this from an iPod. Sorry for any mistakes you may have found... I'll edit this when I get to a real computer.