A/N: A breather chapter. The insane and final one shall be next! Ya, keep you all in suspense why don't I? Yeah, hate me :p TD92, you are evil for giving me this idea! HA! And sorry if this isn't the best or fluid chapter… I had troubles writing it…

Disclaimer: I don't own anything.

Summary: Kai lost a beybattle to Tyson and the price for losing: KARAOKE WITH THE BLADEBREAKERS!

My Heart Will Go Ugh… (Part 4)

Crap.

This was the only word running through the mind of Kai. What was he supposed to do now?

I hate my life.

All his thought out plans was perfect until the introduction of the Wong siblings! Looking around the room, he saw everybody staring at him waiting for the define moment he picked up the microphone and sing. His options were bleak; he broke down the following possibilities: jump out the window and bolt, hide in the bathroom with a window then bolt or last but not least, sing the damn song and hang himself later.

Kai moved and suddenly everybody tensed. Clearing his throat but clearly annoyed he said, "I'm going to use the washroom."

"Oh no you don't!" Lee stood up. "You're going to ditch us, aren't you?"

Kai stared at him, "If it makes you feel better I can relieve myself here."

Directly to the point he was. Everybody looked at each other nervously with Lee clearing his throat. The lion stared at the phoenix with distrust; he did not trust him. Why would he?

"Fine, you can go but I'm going with you!" Lee exited the door with arms crossed and said, "I'm going to keep a close eye on you making sure you don't escape!"

All of this... All of this was done just to hear Kai sing. Kai huffed, exited after Lee. Escorting him to the washroom, Kai slammed the door shut, locking it from the other side. Here he was, inside the washroom and Lee waited outside. Kai looked around and to his luck, there was a window.

Maybe fate isn't too cruel after all.

After minutes of pondering and planning, he leapt onto the toilet seat then onto the ledge. Kai pushed the window outward and with luck suddenly dwindling, it refused to budge another inch.

God dammit… I'll just have to squeeze through.

If only he could break this damn window his life would be a bit better but that would force Lee to kick down the door and drag him by his scarf. Pushing out all the air from his lungs, he maneuvered himself slowly out the window. So far so good; he managed to get his head out, followed by his torso, hips and legs. He hung precariously outside the building holding firmly onto the window and the ledge. Beneath him was nothing. No, this was not the movies were there were a bunch of random boxes beneath him to safely secure the fall. Yeah, no. There even was a large garbage disposal unit on site!

Here goes… Three… Two… One!

In midair he flipped and landed on the ground unfazed; a perfect ten landing! After all, it was only a two story building. He glanced up at the window with a smirk. Now it was his time to make his escape.

"Is it me or is Kai taking forever?" Mariah inquired, glancing down the hallway watching her brother tap his foot with agitation. "It's been fifteen minutes!"

"It is odd," Kenny stood up. Pointing to the hallway he said, "I think we should check it out. He did drink four bottles of sake non-stop. Maybe… he collapsed?"

Tyson leaned into the couch, unfazed. "Kai? Collapse? Please. It's Kai. He's a one man army. He can endure anything,"

"I still think we should go check," Hilary said, walking out the door heading toward Lee. "Hey Lee."

His golden eyes fixed on her, "What?"

"Don't you think Kai's been in there long enough?"

"Who knows," Lee gruffly replied ignoring Hilary. Unfortunately this was something Hilary didn't take too lightly: being ignored.

"Listen you!" Hilary raised her voice jabbing a finger onto Lee's exposed chest. Welcome World War IV. No scratch that; World War V. "One of our friends is in there for fifteen minutes and it doesn't concern you he may be passed out?"

"NO." Lee shot back.

They're voices echoed down the hallway back into the karaoke room, overpowering the music from the inside. Mariah turned to Kenny nervously. If anybody could put into context, it was similar to a warring dragon and a lion. Both hissed, growled with sparks of lightning shooting out from their eyes. Keep this up and the karaoke place would be no more.

"I think… Hilary just met her match. My brother does not give up in screaming matches…"

Kenny's gaze travelled to the hallway watching those two going at it, "And neither does Hilary."

Frustrated, Lee kicked the door open; he had enough of Hilary's excessive ranting! How does Tyson put up with this, he'll never figure it out! Lee stormed in, about to detonate until his eyes locked onto the mirror:

さよなら。

For some of you couldn't read it I'll translate it for you: SAYONARA.

It means GOODBYE.

-Kai

Lee twitched.

…And Lee exploded. Hilary listened to Lee's profanities (or what she thought were profanities) shooting out of his mouth. Mariah quickly rushed to her brother, calming down the beast. Speaking in Mandarin, she tried her best to sooth her brother and with Hilary's ingenious deductions, reason with him. Lee eventually cooled down and sat down crossed legged. The rest of the gang followed and entered the washroom. There, they all saw Kai's message.

"He ditched us," Max said. "He totally ditched us!"

"Now what do we do?" Hilary turned to Kenny, the brains of the group. Surely he'll think of a plan to catch Kai.

The youngest boy thought about it. How were they supposed to catch the wind? Kai was just like the wind; he comes and he goes. Nobody could ever pinpoint where the teen is. Scratching his chin thinking of a plan, Kenny snapped his fingers.

"We need help," Kenny suggested. "We need re-enforcements."

Kai appeared on a green hill gazing at the pristine stream beneath; this was the life. Everything was quiet, just the way he liked it; nobody to bother him about singing stupid songs. Sitting down, he leaned back with arms behind his head staring at the clouds.

Kai closed his eyes, "When this is all said and done, I'm going to give Tyson a piece of my mind."

Everybody stood on front of the karaoke venue with troops assembled. Why on Earth did they need this many people just to find one person was beyond anybody's guess but it was Kai. Kenny walked in front of everybody with a stick tucked under his arm pacing back and forth.

"Alright, our objective is to find: Kai. Leave no stone unturned, leave no tress untouched, leave no hill unexamined and last but not least: SEARCH EVERYWHERE!"

This was beyond ridiculous! Team Psykick and the Saint Shields stared at the brunette along with the company behind him questioning their sanity (or what was left of it).

"What's in it for us?" Ozuma inquired with a raised eyebrow.

Max stepped forward, "Don't you want to see Kai sing?"

"What?"

"No."

"Hey Ozuma," the red and black haired boy glanced up at Dunga, "I think we should stick around. We get to see his softer side."

"Pish,"

"Oh come on," Joseph elbowed his leader. "It'll be fun besides we got nothing better to do after you made us train like dogs yesterday."

"Agreed!" Mariam added.

There was no winning this argument; agreeing to Kenny's terms, the Saint Shields were off. Watching the Saint Shields disappear around the corner, Kane looked at the rest of the Bladebreakers still questioning their sanity and logic.

Rubbing a hand behind his neck he said, "You guys love doing this to Kai, don't you?"

"Hey, it's not like we enjoy it… much." Tyson replied with a smirk. Instantly bursting out he said, "Okay I lied: YES WE DO!"

Max got in on the fun also, "Besides, we want to see him happy! We want him to enjoy himself!"

"…By forcing him to sing?"

"YEP!" Max happily replied.

Max, you're too adorable to trust anymore…

Team Psykick stared at the World Champ and at Max; maybe agreeing to this wasn't a good idea… Sure, they could help locate Kai but other than that, they really didn't want to face Kai's wrath. The idea of getting skinned alive wasn't in their agenda at all!

Kane huffed, "Alright, we'll get going. If we see him we'll just call you and you all can pick him up."

Kenny shook his head, "No. We want you all to catch him. The moment he smells us he'll disappear," Kenny snapped his fingers, "Just like that."

"Poof?" Goki raised his eyebrow. "Oh come on, he's not a magician,"

That's what you think… Tyson thought recalling Kai's fake ID magic trick. No wonder Kai watched Criss Angel specials.

"Or the wind." Jim added.

Tyson narrowed his eyes, "People, it's Kai we're talking about. He disappears just like the wind. Although at times he appears like a ninja. Who knows. Just catch him, alright?"

"And how are we supposed to catch the wind?" Salima asked, crossing her arms. She was intrigued by such good friends Kai seemed to possess. All they want to do was to make him happy and miserable in the same time. Either way, she was in on the operation!

"I think you guys have to figure that out," Kenny replied. "Just don't get caught. Who knows what he'll do."

"Ah," Kane responded keeping the warning in mind. "Okay, we'll try our best. See you later!"

It was perhaps three hours after Kai's skillful disappearing act. The sun was gone and the night took over. Kai was still on the same hill he was three hours ago, gazing at the stars. So far, nobody had bothered him.

Perfect.

Standing up, he was about to leave until he heard a familiar sound; the sound of meowing kittens fell on his radar. Scanning the area, he honed in on the sounds. The problem was he couldn't particularly see where they were coming from! Through deduction, the sounds were coming from beneath the concrete bridge. Finding the source of the sounds he bent down expecting to see a bunch of crying kittens but—

"A radio?"

Suddenly something smacked him deadpan on his face! Kai collapsed, face first into the dirt. The culprits walked out of the shadows with smirks knitted on their faces. Sweet, sweet victory it was.

Kai's eyes twitched, followed by slight movements from his fingers. He heard the sound of voices echoing around him like tribal drums. Surely he didn't take a one way trip to the Amazonian rainforest now did he? Releasing a groan he heard, "Hey look, he's coming to!" That sounds oddly like Max—crap. Opening his eyes, the insides of his stomach fluttered, ready to explode. Surrounding him were his 'friends' and 'enemies'.

I hate you all… He shook his head and mumbled, "I really, really hate you all."

"Nah, you love us," Tyson said gleefully. Picking up a microphone he dropped it in his lap.

Kai turned away and closed his eyes. The thought of being beat up or thrown out the window was more appealing than this! Wait, hold on… why does his shoulder feel… lighter?

"My scarf!" Kai locked eyes onto his white scarf in the hands of Max. Beneath the scarf were scissors. Max grinned.

Tyson put on a fake frown on his face, "All of this could have been avoided if you just sung with me in the first place."

"…I hate you Granger."

"Whassat?"

Kai looked up, shooting Tyson his fiercest death glare, "I'm going to murder you when this is all over!"

"Yeah, like that's going to happen when you're hands and feet are tied."

Tyson was not helping the situation with Kai concocting possible things he wanted to do to the loud-mouthed teen! All of this was his fault! Oh just you wait; one of these days he'll get his revenge on all of them. Grinding his teeth and controlling his temper he recited, 'Inner peace, inner peace…' for the time being.

"So, are you going to sing with me?"

What choice was left? "Yes."

"You're not going to bail out this time?"

"No."

"You're not going to force anybody to drink any more, right?"

"No."

"You're not going to drink yourself to death too, right?"

Kai twitched. "…No."

"Okay, good, he's fine now!" Tyson clapped his hands merrily. Turning to Kenny he said, "Chief, bring on the music!"