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Chapter 4: Of Perverts, Brits and Yanks. In short- meet the family.

Mathew wanted to turn around and never comeback. He wanted to just pull Kat away from the tiny cafe they had just walked and walk away. Which, he might have been able to do quietly if his uncle had not insisted in having one of those bells on the door that rang whenever somebody came in the shop.

Now you must be wondering why the fair headed boy wanted to walk away. Well, it is the simple fact that said boy's whole family happens to all be in the cafe. Why this is a bad thing? Well...

Matthew's POV

I walked into the cafe with a smile on my face but that was curve on my lips turned upside down as I saw the people on the side bar.

My dad: Arthur Kirkland was a pleasant enough man to talk to, especially when you bring up a good novel. However, when you see him nursing a cup of coffee you better back off. This was what I was going to do. But then my brother, my freakin-ly sweet brother (unless you can't tell I'm being sarcastic) who was sitting beside dad spotted me and made a bee line towards me.

"Mattie c'mon! You have to fix Dad!" was all I got before I got dragged toward dad along with Kat. Dad turned towards us and put his cup of coffee. For a moment I thought he was going to yell at me but then I noticed his teary eyes.

"Why Matthew?" he said in a defeated tone.

"Ah..." he blew his nose on a handkerchief which looked like it belonged to Uncle Francis.

"Why didn't you tell me you have a boyfriend! I wouldn't have been angry with you if you turned out to be fey my son I still love you! I still love you! You didn't have to hide your boyfriend from me!" he wailed and suddenly grabbed Alfred and started to sob into his shoulder.

"Your brother doesn't tell me anything anymore!"

"See! This is what you get when you try to hide things Mattie! He didn't even drink his tea this morning!" he started to pat dad's head.

"I don't have a boyfriend!" I yelled at them. They both looked at me with hopeful eyes.

"You don't?" they said at the same time. I nodded.

"No way man! Gilbert texted me and told me I was right!"

"Right about what!"

"Well you see I was posting online that you were in love and have a boyfrie-"

"Did Gilbert say I had a boyfriend?"

"Well no the text said 'you were right'-"

"That doesn't mean I have a boyfriend!"

"Oh" Dad and Alfred said. That's when Uncle showed up and lightly slapped Alfred's and dad's head.

"See, I told you two fools. Matthew would never get a boyfriend before telling me first!" then he looked at me and shoot me a smile but soon enough his gaze fell on to Kat.

"Ohohoho who is this beauty." He said with that perverted smile and proceeded towards Kat and kissed her hand.

"Enchante ma cheri. I am Francis Bonney my I have the pleasure of knowing your name?" Kat started to stammer.

"Um.. ah..."

"Stop that you bloody perverted twat! That is no way to greet a lady!" and dad started to hit him. I glanced at Alfred and saw that he was glaring at Kat.

"Why are you two holding hands." He said in a low and dangerous voice. Why of course I didn't have time to ponder this because I realized that he was right and Kat and I immediately let go of each others' hands.

"Oh so I was right you do have a lover." Unfortunately dad and uncle heard this and turned towards me and Kat.

"It's not a boyfriend. It's a girlfriend." Al continued. Dad gaze harden.

"Is this true young lady?"

"No she's not m-my Girlfriend! She's just a lady friend!" I yelled. Dad and Francis still did not looked convince. Kat tried to back me up and said.

"Its true sir, Matvey and I are just friends! Plus my father would not like it if would not like it if I took someone I had just met for a few days as a lover." Dad nodded and uncle just looked amused.

"A sensible man you father is." Kat nodded

"Well its time for me to go after all I have a class to teach. Good day every one" and dad left.

"Well I gotta go talk to some people see yah at home Mattie." Al said as he walked out the cafe.

Then there was silence. But it was disrupted with a loud growl from our stomachs.

"Oh enough of this!" and Uncle ushered us to a table.

"So you wanted to take this lady friend of yours to come eat at ma cafe oui!" and he sent a wink towards my direction.

"I'll go make something and don't worry its on the house. Anything to help a budding young love to develope!" With that he skipped to his kitchen while whistling a happy tone. I felt my face heat up again... I glanced at Kat and saw that her face was also red. An awkward silence settled between us for what seemed like hours before Kat spoke up.

"Your Family is very nice." She said with a smile.

"Really?" I asked raising and eyebrow. She giggled.

"Yes they are very lively." I scoffed.

"You mean loud." She giggled again.

"Well that too. Your brother reminds me of Ivan though." Well that's strange I thought.

"How? Ivan is so quite and he seems like a well behaved boy! My brother is nothing like that!" she gave me a shrug.

"Oh I don't know. They just seem similar somehow."

"Hear s you food!" Uncle announced and set the plate of food in front of us.

"Now, just tell me if you need anything else ok!" and sent another wink towards me.

"And I mean anything oui!" with that said he left and went into the kitchen.

I turned to the food in front of me. I was really too hungry to stop and think about why Al and Uncle are acting much more unusual that they usually were.

"Well let's eat!"

TBC.