Sakura Enchanted

Me: Yo Minna-san! I have finally returned from the bowels of the underworld.

Naruto: More like you just came back from the busiest weeks of your life so far.

Me: Hey! I can call it what I like!

Sakura: Yeah yeah. Hey, you do know it's going to get busier, right?

Me: Yeah, I know. Who created CPTs and exams anyways? They are so annoying to study for!

Sakura: All right! Enough of your incessant whining! You have a story to write you know.

Me: Yea I know and I'm really sorry to all my readers who have to wait and wait and wait for me to post these chapters. I'm trying my best to get these up quick so pray for me and thanks to everyone who answered the poll! It helped a lot!!!! D

Naruto: And now………… this chapter is dedicated to……-bangs on desk-………… kagome7304 whose reviews always make me laugh or smile!!!!!!!

Me: YAY!!!!! And now you will be redirected to your regularly scheduled fanfiction momentarily.

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DISCLAIMER:

Naruto does not belong to MahiwagaNoMegumi but she does own a lot of merchandise from Naruto!!!! LOL. Ella Enchanted is also not mine but I do own the DVD and am a fan of the movie.

Sakura: WOW you actually remembered!

Me: Why are you so surprised?

Sakura: I figured I'd have to remind you again.

Me: WAHHHHHH!!!! Naruto-kun!!!! Sakura-chan's being mean to me!!!!!!!

Naruto: Readers just please ignore this and move on to the story while we try to calm her down.

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"SAKURA!!!!!!!!!!!!" Ami screeched. "What do you think you're doing?"

"Nothing. Why?" Sakura answered.

"Come over here. NOW!!!!" Ami screeched. When Sakura walked over to Ami, against her will I might add, she was nearly blown back by Ami's quiet screeching. (A/N: How can you quietly screech? .") "What the hell do you think you're doing, Sakura?" Ami once again screeched, but quietly. (A/N: Notice the difference? Lol)

"I am walking home. What does it look like?" Sakura answered.

"It looks like you were flirting with the prince! So stop it!!! I'm the one that's going to be his queen when he's crowned king!!!!" Ami screeched while waving her arms at Sakura.

With Sasuke:

"So her name's Sakura, eh? I think that name suits her well."

"She sorta resembles one doesn't she?"

"Yea. But right now I'm not worried about what she looks like. I'm more curious as to what she looks like underneath her clothes."

"I'm with you on that thought man."

"Damn. If only that girl would stop talking to my soon to be cherry blossom, I could get her out of here."

Back With Ami and Sakura:

"Sakura, are you even listening to anything I'm saying?" Ami shouted.

"No. I was to busy looking up at space than your face." Sakura said. (A/N: yes I know it rhymes. lol)

"Augh! You know what! Just go home! You would just interfere with me and my Sasuke-kun!" Ami complained.

"Whatever." Sakura said, moving even though she didn't want to. "Just so you know, the prince is not a possession so don't treat him like one."

"Whatever. All I know is that he is gonna be mine and no one is going to stop me. Not even you." Ami said quietly while turning towards Sasuke. (A/N: Wonder why she's talking quietly? She doesn't want Prince Sasuke to hear what she's saying to Sakura and get freaked out. Wouldn't you if you heard her? And doesn't the last line sound like a movie cliché?)

With Sasuke:

"So Sasuke-kun, what were you doing with my stepsister?" Ami asked in a voice that she thought sounded flirtatious but sounded like a pig squealing.

"I was actually talking to her but thank you for telling me her name. I was wondering what that cherry blossom's name was. And now I can make her mine."

"And how are you going to do that?"

"I'm working on that right now."

"Good. Cause I wanna see what she's like in our bed."

"I hope we find out soon then."

"Yea. You better hurry up then and I would start paying attention. It looks like the 'fangirl' is wrapping up."

"Sasuke-kun? Are you okay?"

"Fine." He said while giving her smirk that made her swoon and blush.

"Ummmmmmmm. I w-w-was w-w-won-der-ing i-if y-you w-wanted to ummmmmmm……." Ami stuttered nervously.

"Oh look at the time. I have to get back to my uncle. Bye." Sasuke said, walking off. "If only I had more time to talk to Sakura-chan. Ah well. Maybe I'll see her again. I'll just have to make sure of it." he thought smirking. Ami, getting desperate to keep his company called out:

"But wait!!!! I-I know everything about you! We're meant to be together!!!!! I used to watch you when we lived back in Konoha!" (A/N: O.O wooowwwwwww! too much information! stalker much? lol hence the stalker mag thing.)

"Wow. That's information that she should have kept to herself. Now I am just creeped out." Sasuke thought. "Right. Tell Sakura that we shall meet again soon. Very soon." he said walking away. Leaving Ami gapping and thinking:

"What the hell! He wants to see that big foreheaded, pink haired freak than me!!!!!! Oh just you wait Sasuke-kun! I'll get you yet!! You can count on it!!" She then started to laugh aloud with Temari looking at her weird.

"What are you doing sis?" Temari asked, thoroughly creeped out. Well, wouldn't you if your sister all of a sudden started laughing like a mad man?

"Nothing." Ami said, regaining her sanity. (A/N: Like she has any. Lol XD) "Let's go home. I want to talk to our dear stepsister."

At home:

"Where the hell do you get off?" Ami yelled in Sakura's face.

"What are you talking about?" Sakura asked.

"Oh please. You know what I'm talking about! You were flirting with Sasuke-kun weren't you! Well, guess what! He was just talking to you out of pity! He would never like a pink-haired, big foreheaded freak like you!!!!!!" Ami screamed while huffing and puffing to regain her breath from yelling too much.

"Of course Ami. Now I see that Sasuke was doomed to dislike me from the start. Oh whatever shall I do." Sakura said sarcastically.

"I have no idea." Ami said smirking. She had missed the sarcasm dripping from Sakura's mouth and words. "You could have gone with the guy that I set you up with before?"

"No thanks Ami. I'd rather not. Your taste in men sucks."

"What! Then what about Sasuke-kun?" Ami shrieked.

"I've told you before Ami, I have no interest in the arrogant, self-centered, perverted, egotistical, no good Prince Uchiha Sasuke!" Sakura yelled, which surprised Ami who still stupidly though Sakura was interested in "her" Sasuke-kun. (A/N: well, she doesn't like him yet…:D)

"Well, good." Ami said, unable to think of a comeback.

(A/N: I'm just going to skip to the next day because I can't think of anything else but it's time to introduce………… You know you people must really like kids to want Temari to have one but whatever. I like kids too XD)

The next day: (Sakura's P.O.V.)

"WHHHAAAAAATTTTT!!!!!!!! What do you mean you're pregnant? How could my sister become deflowered before me????" As you have guessed by now, Ami is freaking out. Why? Because our dear, well for me, stepsister has gotten herself pregnant. Lovely isn't it? The best part is that she doesn't remember who it was that got her pregnant. (A/N: Or does she?) So everyone is pretty much freaking out. Especially Ami. Tayuya and daddy are actually fine with the whole thing, which doesn't surprise me. Wondering why? My parents had me when they were about 19, so I guess Tayuya did too.

"Sweetheart, don't worry. We are behind you 100. You don't have to do this alone." Tayuya said while hugging her daughter.

"Thanks mom. So everyone in the family is going to help me?" Temari said.

"Yes. Everyone will." Tayuya answered.

"I would like to know who the father is though." Jiraiya said. "So I can make him suffer for making my stepdaughter pregnant! And make him take responsibility I guess."

"I'm sorry, dad. I don't remember who it is." Temari said.

"Alright, Temari. We'll see you girls later." Jiraiya said walking out the door with Tayuya.

"How could you do this to me, Temari?! I was supposed to be the first to lose her virginity! I was supposed to be the first at everything! Why would you betray me!" Ami squealed, whined, pouted, etc. (A/N: You get the picture) Rounding on Temari once the parents left.

"It's not her fault Ami!" Kin said. "She was not in the right mind when this happened."

"You bet she wasn't in the right mind! Or else she wouldn't have done any of this to tarnish my reputation?" Ami yelled, shrilled, etc. (A/N: Again you get the picture.)

"What reputation would that be Ami?" I asked lazily, knowing what would come next.

"The fact that I am the one who gets to be first at everything and that I always get what I want! This could tarnish my reputation!" Ami shrilled. Basically, she has been spazzing for the last ten minutes over nothing.

"You have no reputation here Ami. Or anywhere for that matter." I said.

"You have no idea what you're talking about Sakura so you can just…" Ami was cut off when there was a knock at the door.

"Who could that be?" I wondered as I went to get the door.

"Are you Sakura?" a male at the door asked me.

"Yeah… Why do you ask?" I asked.

"Oh good. We can finally go back to the palace." Said the female beside the male.

"Why?" I asked.

"Because we were sent out to find a girl named Sakura by a friend. We have to ask you to come back with us too Miss Sakura." The male said.

"Ummmmmmm. Okay. Just let me tell my stepsister." I said. What the hell could they want from me, eh? "Hey, Kin?"

"Yeah? Who was it at the door?" Kin asked.

"Some people that asked me to go with them. So could you tell dad that I went out when he gets back?" I asked. If I ever do.

"Ummmmmmmm. Sure. See you later I guess." She said.

"Yeah, later. I guess." I said. Locking the door, I started to walk with the people who were at the door. "So is there any reason as to why I was asked for by your friend?"

"I have an idea already" said the male.

"I think I'm thinking along the same lines Neji." The female answered. "Poor girl." I heard her whisper.

"What's so bad about where we are going?" I asked.

"Nothing. Tenten's just exaggerating." Neji said.

"Yeah. Gomen." Tenten said sheepishly. "I'm probably over thinking everything."

Weird huh? I think so too. But it's not like they'll just come out and tell me. I guess I'll just find out when we get there. So we continued our journey to the edge of town where I spotted a carriage.

"Ummmmmmm. Where are we going in that thing?" I asked.

"We are going to meet our friend but he is very far away so we need a carriage." Neji answered.

"How far is your friend?" I asked.

"Konoha." Tenten answered cheerfully.

"But that's pretty far. Why would your friend know about me if he's all the way in Konoha?" I asked.

"Well, he was here a while ago so I guess he met you here." Tenten answered.

"Oh." I answered. "So how long will this trip take?"

"A couple of days." Neji answered. A couple of days? What the hell! I only told Kin I would be out for a while! Tou-san is going to be so worried! I was brought out of my thoughts when I heard Tenten's voice.

"Well Sakura, let's go! The sooner we get there, the sooner I can see Neji's cousin again." Tenten said happily.

"Who is Neji's cousin?" I asked curiously. Why am I curious? Well it's because I've noticed that Neji looks a lot like Hinata. So I'm wondering if Hinata is Neji's cousin. That would also explain why I haven't seen her in a while.

"Hinata-chan of course!" Tenten answered. I knew it!

"Let's just go already." Neji said impatiently.

"Alright, alright. Don't have to get so testy Neji." Tenten said while clambering into the carriage. She reached out a hand to help me up.

"Thanks." I said.

"No problem." She said smiling. She seems to be pretty happy all the time doesn't she? Ah well. As the carriage started, I figured I'd be away from home for awhile. I just didn't know how long it would be before I ever saw home again.

End Sakura's P.O.V.

In Konoha:

"Soon. Very soon my little cherry blossom. We will be seeing each other again. Just like I promised." A voice said in the darkened room.

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Me: Heyo! I know it took me awhile to update and I'm really sorry!!!!!! But right now I have a serious question. Should the father of Temari's baby be revealed or should we leave him in mystery? Oh and if he should be revealed, Shikamaru's off limits. I've got different plans for him.

Shikamaru: Should I be scared?

Me: No

Naruto: You still haven't put me in!!!! Why not!! You said you would soon!!!!!!

Me: I will Naruto. I will! I'm just trying to find the right place to put you!

Naruto: Yeah, yeah.

Me: Anyways, R&R or else Naruto may never appear in the story!

Naruto: NNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!! Please R&R! I wanna appear in the story! That way I can protect Hinata-chan and Sakura!

Hinata: (blushes) N-N-Naruto-kun