Freddie
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The two months were a living hell as far as I am concerned. Sam and I acted like nothing ever happened around Carly but when we both told our opposite teachers when had to use the bathroom and exactly 11:47 sharp, we turned into animals dominating the make out in the janitor's closet. We made a pact that we would never go passed second base. Just look what it did to emotions. But today was different. Today was exactly two months ago when we had sex and learned the very next morning that Sam could be holding my future child.
No signs of pregnancy never came up except for the one time Sam ate a fat cake and she threw up but that was because it was sitting in her locker for two weeks passed it's expiration date. Trust me she was scared too but then I told her what the date said on the wrapper. Both of us were very relieved. Today Sam had her hair up in a messy pony tail. She is was wearing a blue plaid shirt with a penny tee saying "It's All Good" and white shorts.
After school Sam and I went to a drug store where I stood outside when Sam got the tests. She walked back out.
" The clerk gave me a evil look." She said handing the bag at me.
" Just thank god my mom isn't home for this." I say.
" Thank you late night shifts at hospitals." Sam says as we walk down the street. I laugh. She stops.
" Oh so do want your mom to see your friend that is a girl pee on a pregnancy test." Sam says.
" No. It's just that she has never done a night shift before that is all." I say.
" Okay weird." We walk into the building and Lewbert yells at us for being happy.
" Get a life!" I yell at him.
" I had one! With your mom!" He yells back. Sam and I get chills. We get into the elevator and get off on the eighth floor and enter my house. She grabs my hands and pulls me into my bedroom.
" Open the box Freddie." She says.
" So demanding." I say. I pull a test out and hand it to her. She goes into my bathroom and closes the door.
" What? I can't come in?" I say through the door.
" You want to watch me pee?"
" No I didn't mean it like that."
" I know. You can't be a pervert. Never. Never in a hundred years." She yells through the door. I hear her flush. She opens the door.
We walk to my bed.
" It says that you have to wait for six minutes." I say. I set my watch for a six minute alarm.
" Okay." Sam says. She grabs a tissue and puts it under the pregnancy test lying on my bed. We both lay down on the bed staring at it. It has been three minutes. The longest three minutes of my life.
" How long has it been." Sam asks in a bored tone. I look at my watch that I have brought to my face.
" Three minuets and thirty-eight, thirty-nine," Sam presses her lips on me. She breaks the kiss and looks into my eyes.
" Please shut up." She says.
" I think the time would go faster if we did something." I say.
" Like what Benson? Sex?" She says. " Cause look where it has gotten us now."
" I know you might hormonal so I am going to let it slide." I say. She slaps me.
" I'm not hormonal!" She yells. I get up.
" You know that hurt." She gets up.
" I don't care! I am going to have to go through more pain that you'll ever imagine!" She yells. Everything from the past two months that have been bottled up in a small can just exploded.
" How about me? My future! Your future in that case! Do you know how much babies cost now of days?"
" Oh bullshit! My mother will kick me out the first thing she'll do!"
" How about my mom! She'll go mental and raise our kid to be a total germ-a-phob. Imagine that Sam!"
" Can you please shut off your alarm!" She yells.
" What alarm?" I exclaim. The alarm.
" The alarm!" We yell in unison. We jump onto the bed and grab the test.
" I can't look." Sam says digging her head into my chest. I wrap my arm around her. I close my eyes. My future, my life, and Sam's was all in that one little sign. I flip it over and see it.
A negative sign. I start to pat her arm.
" Sam, Sam, Sam!" I scream in joy.
" What?" She looks at the test and sees a negative sign. She screams in joy and jumps on me wrapping her legs around my hips. I twirl her around.
" Oh My God!" She yells.
" I know!" I lean in and kiss her. I hold her back and she holds on to my head. I pull her pony tail out. We slam against my wall as we both start feeling each other up.
" Just to let you know. If we ever have kids. I want us to be twenty-five and married." Sam says.
" I know." I kiss her and we fall onto the ground. Sam starts laughing but she immediately stops and jumps off of me. I get up and I hear her puke into my toilet. She didn't lock the door so I went in and saw her. I pulled back her hair. She got up and flushed the toilet and wiped her mouth with toilet paper. I turn her around.
" You okay?" I ask.
" Yeah. When I get happy sometimes I get sick." She says smiling.
" I know your gonna kill me but just to make sure, I think we should go see…"
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Sam
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Freddie and I sit in the waiting room at the hospital Freddie's mom doesn't work at. We both wanted to be absolutely positive that I was defiantly not pregnant. I do puke when I get over joyed sometimes but both of us we're not taking any chances.
" Samantha Puckett and Freddie Benson." The nurse says. We get up and follow her to a room.
" Samantha please get into this robe. Keep the bra on. The doctor will see you in five." She says and leaves. I start to undress in front of him. I look at him.
" Don't get happy because we're not doing it in here." I say looking at him.
" I know." He says. I take off my shirt and Freddie helps me tie up the robe in the back. I sit on the weird chair and take off my underwear and throw it into the corner with my bag and clothes.
" Samantha Puckett wears a purple thong?" He asks picking it up. " I am keeping this." He says stuffing it into his front pocket.
" May I come in." A woman's voice says.
" Yeah." We both say. A woman about forty with her brown hair in a messy bun sits on the seat next to the counter. She looks at the form.
" Samantha Puckett. Freddie Benson." She says checking off some things on it.
" Hello I am Nina Garrot but you can call me Ms. G cause well, it rhymes with carrot. You only imagine the nicknames I got as a teenage with braces and glasses."
" I've had worse." Freddie says under his breath. I slap him int the gut.
" Both sixteen I see. Reason stated for being here. Read a home test as negative but then Samantha puked questioning if the home test was wrong." Ms. G says looking at the paper. She looks up at me.
" Please place your feet on these metal slats." She says pointing at them with her pen. She takes something out of a drawer that's gray and has a similarities of Freddie's erect penis. I immediately got scared.
" Where is that going?" I ask with concern. She makes a hole with one hand with her fingers and puts her other pointer finger through the hole.
" Nice." I say to my self out loud.
" It's gonna feel cold." She says. She pulls over a small monitor and turns it on, attaching the cord from the gray dick to the monitor. Sorry, I can't describe it any way possible.
" Ready?" She asks.
" Ready as I'll every be." I say sarcastically. She puts the thing inside of me and it feel any different from when Freddie entered me for the first time but she didn't ram it in.
" Okay." She says looking at the monitor.
" What are we looking for?" Freddie asks standing closer to Ms. Garrot.
" A fertilized egg." She says. She looks at me and takes the thing out..
" Congratulations. Your not pregnant." She says. I smile. " But," She says standing up. Freddie and I let out a groan.
" If you two are going to become sexually active I am saying this now. One." She points at me. " Go on the pill cause if I see you back in this office making sure your NOT pregnant. I am going to question you." She points at Freddie.
" You, well, stop getting getting so turned on. Your only sixteen." She walks towards the door and looks back at us with her blue eyes as darts.
" No dry humping." She says and closes the door. I look at him.
" You do get turned way too quickly." I say in an admitting tone.
" Can you not mention it." He says. I get dressed and we head off to Carly's.
We open the door and Spencer was busy with an electric screwdriver putting in a pressure sensitive plate.
" Can you step on this please. Together." Spencer says. We both take a stand on it and it goes off.
" Spencer! Can you please be not that paranoid." Carly says from the computer.
" Whats going on here?" I ask.
" Spencer sort of, walked in on be and Shane getting it on. In my bed." She says walking to us.
" And I can't unseen the seen." Spencer says.
" It's like Pee Wee Bad Boy all over again." Freddie says. " We need to tell you something Carly."
" Spencer!" I yell. He looks at me. " Go to your room." He backs away into his little hallway.
" What is it?" Carly asks. I look over to Freddie.
" Freddie and I had sex and we almost came close to having baby Benson." I say. Carly looks at us in shock and finally comes to reality.
" Have you two been making out in the janitor's closet at school by any chance?" Carly asks.
" Yeah." Freddie and I say in unison.
" You guys are really loud." She says.
" You should have heard her orgasm." Freddie says and I slap him in the stomach.
" When did you guys do it?" Carly asks.
" Exactly two months ago." Freddie says.
" And that's why you've been paranoia Sam?" Carly asks.
" You should have been there for the fight." Freddie says and I slap him again.
" Are you two dating now?" She asks.
" Yeah." I look up at Freddie. " We are." I say looking back at Carly.
" Spencer!" Carly yells and Spencer comes running in.
" What?" He asks.
" You owe me fifty bucks." Carly says grinning. He looks at us.
" You could have waited eleven more days!"
" You were betting?" I ask.
" Yep." Carly says smiling.