I OWN NOTHING.
Rooster Teeth got everything not me.
Once upon a time,
*RUMBLE* [sound of rocks breaking]
There lived two great warriors,
*RUMBLE* *RUMBLE* [an earthquake shook the ground]
Their strengths were considered inhuman, some would even say that they were monsters in disguise.
*RUMBLE* *RUMBLE* *RUMBLE* [heavy breathing]
Even though,*CRASH* [sound of glass breaking] What the hell was that?!
"Oh hey!"
How did you get here?
"I don't know, first I was thrown across the canyon and the next thing I know I'm talking to a voice in my head."
I'm no voice, I'm a perfectly normal breathing human, thank you very much.
"Yeah yeah whatever, I got to go and fight some dude or monster in armour right now, so if you excuse me-" And with that the girl in bright yellow armour jumped out of the hole that she created.
Well that was a thing.
*Back to Yang*
As Yang plummeted to the ground, she thought to herself, 'I hope everyone is alright?'
*To the conscious members of the Reds and Blues*
"Hey red butbecauseofthedustyourarmourisnowlightyellow guy, don'taskmehowIknowbecauseIreallydon't."
What that Jaune picked up was, 'Hey red guy.'
"Yes the other red person with a rose on the front?" He answered
"Can you help me get everyone to safety?"
"Ok, just give me a moment."
"Oh, and can you put me down too?" She asked but with a meek but cute voice.
"What? I'm not carrying you." He answered dumbly.
"Look down."
True to her words, when Jaune looked down he saw that he was holding Ruby, bridal style, so he did the only thing that make sense to him. He dropped her immediately, because he didn't know how to deal accordingly.
"OW! What was that for?"
"I'm so sorry!" He apologised immediately, "I don't have any experience on how to deal with this, so I just did the first thing that came to my mind." He blurted out.
"¡Creador! Debería eliminar inmediatamente.(Creator! I should eliminate you immediately.)" The robot girl said in pure rage.
"No! And that's understandable, but next time try not to do it to me." She told Jaune while rubbing her sore bottom.
Before she could get up, Jaune extended an arm in front of her and asked, "Need a hand?" Before she accepted the offer, she flashed him a smile to showed that she appreciated it, but after realising that she's wearing helmet, she quickly chuckled instead, but she's still unsure if her helmet is on or not, so she did the first thing that came to her mind. She turned her head to the side and spat.
"Did you just spat inside your helmet?"
"Oh I thought that I wasn't wearing my helmet." She said with a great big blush on her face.
"You too? Man I'm so glad, I thought I was the only one with that problem." Jaune blurted out without realising.
"Wow that's awes-" *BOOM!* They quickly snapped their head towards the sound, only to see Yang slowly rising from the rubble.
*Yang's Point of View*
"Welp, that didn't go as planned." She slowly rose up after face planted on the ground because of the fall from earlier, "I feel like I forgetting something important."
*SMACK*
"Oh right the fight."
"I suggest keeping your eyes in the fight." A gravelly voice said.
"What's the matter? Scare that I'm going to run away?" She asked in a teasing voice.
"Yes I've been looking for a good training partner for awhile now, you are much stronger than I have expected." The monster frankly responded.
"I don't know if I should be offended or happy that I just got a compliment from a 7 feet motherfucker or should I be scared?"
"All if you want, now let's continue with our fight."
"Now you're speaking my language."
"Language? I wasn't awa-" *SMACK*
"Now was that you teach me? Oh right keep your eyes in the fight." She mocked the monster while standing over it, using the advantage given to it. The monster immediately sweeped her feet, with unbelievable flexibility the monster manoeuvred its body in the air by using some break dancing move and managed to get to its feet, but not without kicking her face in the process.
"Gah! Ok that's it no more miss nice lady!"
She then started to rushed her opponent, a smirk formed on her opponent's face, then her opponent moved into a stance to counter her attack. Closing the distance between them, she raised her fist to strike her foe down, seeing this from a mile away her opponent instinctively raised its hands to intercept her fist, but what her combatant didn't expect was that she was hoping for this, spinning out of her adversary's grasp stunning it for a few seconds, she then proceed to let her fist kiss her foe's face.
Flying back a few feet because of sheer power, the monster tucked its legs in so it can perform a backward roll, putting in some distance between them.
"Hey catch!" Snapping its head up instantly only to see a medium sized rock flying straight for its face, the monster tried to move its head away from the thrown projectile, *CRACK*, but the rock still sailed straight into its face cracking the visor that was protecting its face. The monster stumbled back out of surprise that someone was able to crack its visor with a simple rock.
"Hah! *pant* How you like that? *pant* Bitch!" She taunted the monster between breath.
"To be honest, I'm surprise." It replied
"And?*pant*"
"What's your name?"
"Why?"
"I like to know my rival's name."
"Yang, yours?"
"Agent Georgia, now let's continue."
"I'm starting to like you more by the minute, when we're not trying to kill each other."
And with that exchange they both charged at each other for another fight, hoping that the next hit will end the brawl.
*Back to the now conscious members of Reds and Blues*
"Hey."
"Yeah?"
"Who do you think will win? Yang or the monster?"
"Definitely Yang!" A chirpy voice cried
"I beg to differ, the monster clearly seems like it have experience and your sister only have brute strength to back her up." A snobby voice argued
"Yes, experience is far better than brute strength." The voice of reason in the Reds army spoke
"But look at her, she's totally not a human, she sent a seven feet monster flying by punching it and cracking its visor by throwing a rock!" A blonde boy reasoned
"GO YELLOW WOMAN! BREAK ITS STUPID LEGS!" Nora cheered, "BUT SAVE SOME FOR ME! I STILL WANT REVENGE FOR HURTING MY RENNY!" Nora shouted without realising that her teammates and enemies heard every word.
"Creo que la lucha no continuará por mucho tiempo.(I think that the fight won't continue for long.)" The robot pointed out but silence greeted her instead.
*To the fight*
As we read, Agent Georgia and Yang's brawl continued, but something was wrong, the injury that Georgia received earlier is now taking its toll on him, and Yang had little energy left to continued for long.
"Oi gigantor, you ok to continue? You look like you will die if I smack your ass again." Yang stated
"You look like you just ran a marathon, three times, without a break." Georgia pointed out
"I can keep going for about twenty minutes before my body give up."
"I can keep this up all day." Georgia lied wishing that Yang will buy it and get discouraged about fighting him head on.
'Guess if I want to win then I'll have to u-.' Before he could finished, Yang decided to rushed him to delivered an earth shattering punch intending on finishing the fight with a single punch.
He jumped back to avoided the punch, then he activated his trump card, a small compacted jetpack on his back, and rocketed at top speed straight at her.
Due to the brief confusion, he managed to headbutted her helmet, cracking her visor and knocking her flat on her back, due to her lack of energy she clumsily tried to get back up but her arms collapsed from her mass instead.
Seeing their friend and enemy in trouble the Reds and Blues promptly made a silent truce and a plan in their mind.
"Ren Nora, go distract it as long as you can, I'll stay and see if we have bigger guns to take it down." Jaune ordered, Ren and Nora jumped into action straight away without waiting for a second order.
"You Blues got any big gun or car we can use?" He asked
"We have the Going Merry which is a car and have a chain gun on the back." Ruby spoke and Weiss nodded at the bit of information.
"Great, oh and by the way, is any you, by any chance a sniper?" Jaune questioned
*Meanwhile with Ren and Nora*
"Alright Nora get behind him for a sneak attack, I'll distract him with my guns. We'll keep it busy until further orders arrive." Ren commanded
"You got it! Not-fearless-leader-Jaune!" Nora chanted in a child-like voice
*Inside Georgia's mind*
That's it. I did it. Got to admit that girl is something all right. Can't believe that I'm nearly beaten by a girl. You know she reminds me of someone, an old loveable giant *Ping* Shit ambush *He jumped behind a rock nearby and peek around the corner* Damn double wielding SMGs green-horn kid, and damn giant hammer wielding pink girl. Wait what? *He got surprise attacked by Nora, sending him through the rock he was behind and into an open space* Urgh, damn, how the hell was she able to carry that damn thing? *He got up to his feet* Where the hell are they hiding now? And what in Sam's hell is that *He looked to his right* CAR?! *He dived to the side avoiding oncoming car* These kids don't play anymore. Hah fine, I'll use my jetpack and beat these punks up again and go home for dinner. *He fired up his jetpack* *BANG* *Ping* Please don't tell me that was a sniper round piercing its way in my jetpack and destroying my newly bought jetpack. *He looked at his back* OH FUCK ME UP MY ASSHOLE IT IS! *Then he rocketed straight up into the atmosphere* SON OF A BITCH!
[To this day, no one was able to find his body and confirm his death, so they just assumed the worst]
*To our Reds and Blues*
"OMG THAT WAS AWESOME! We should really do this again." Ruby merrily cheered while coming out of her hiding spot
"The plan works? I can't believe it, it really work, I-" As Jaune rambled on, Yang slowly got up, "Urgh, I think I found another level of hangover." She dumbly stated
"Yang! You just missed out on our second victory!" Ruby said while holding up a peace sign with her hand
"Ruby, raiding a cookie factory and not get caught by our parents doesn't count as a victory." Yang sighed
"It totally does!" Ruby argued
"Anyway, what'd I miss?" Yang questioned
"Cuando fue eliminado por tu enemigo, Weiss, Jaune, Ren, Nora y Ruby todos trabajaron juntos para llevar a cabo la amenaza. Yo ayudé a lograr que el Going Merry listo para el combate.(When you were knocked out by your foe, Weiss, Jaune, Ren, Nora and Ruby all worked together to take out the threat. I helped by getting the Going Merry ready for combat.)" The robot explained.
"Anyone else beside mechanical girl there, please I need some info." Yang declared.
"Don't worry, we still love you." Ruby comforted the depressed mechanic of the crew, while shooting Yang a death stare.
"We eliminate the enemy while you were taking a nap." Weiss coldly answered.
"Wow that's cold Weiss." Yang stated, "I guess you can even say-"
"Don't you dare!" Weiss shouted, and Ruby quickly moved to cover her mouth and hopefully minimise the damage, but she was too late.
Yang then pulled out a pair of aviator glasses out of thin air and put them on, "She's Weiss-cold."
At the mention of the pun, everyone instantly groaned, even Nora, who's known to not give two shits about anything. Everyone groaned all except two, one of them chuckled instead of groaning.
"Jaune?" Everybody suddenly questioned their new friend and leader's sanity including our metal friend, excluding Yang and Ren of course.
"I think I just found my new best friend!" Yang announced while looking at Jaune like he's the incarnation of Jesus Christ jumping on a pogo stick.
"Does anyone know our new teammate's location?" Ren, being the voice of reason, raised a question.
*Meanwhile high in outer space*
"How did we get lost again? Actually the real question is, why did I let you fly the vehicle?" A tired voice queried.
"Well after driving for a long extended period of time, you looked like you can fall asleep on the control panel, so I volunteered to drive for you instead, you agreed and now we're lost in outer space." Another voice explained.
"I swear that will be the last time I let my guard down."
"If you want I can give you a back rub or do you prefer a stomach rub?"
"NO!"