Back in The Underground, everyone was in the main dining hall, except for Alex. He stayed in the hallway. He didn't want the now extremely few people who hadn't been listening to Bubbles to know that he was there. He turned and came face to upside down face with Spiderman.

"Don't you ever get a headache from hanging upside down so much?" said Alex.

"Haha, very funny." The white 'eyes' on Spiderman's mask narrowed.

"What are you doing here anyway?" Alex asked him.

"Just hanging out…"

There was an eerie silence before Alex said "That…was bad."

"Yeh, sorry. Couldn't come up with anything else." Spiderman quickly flipped the right way up. "So anyway, there's a rumor going around that you slept with Wonder Woman."

Alex frowned. "I never slept with Wonder Woman. I haven't done 'it' in quite a few years."

"Crap…I really should get my facts straight before spreading rumours…" Spiderman mumbled to himself. "Uh, I mean…you wouldn't want to do that anyway. Superman already called dibs on her. But I suggest you go for HawkGirl. She has wings you know. A pair of extra limbs could come in quite handy."

"Yeh, handy to keep your mouth shut." Alex turned to leave.

"What about the PowerPuff Sisters?"

"What about them?" Alex hadn't really thought of any of the triplets in that way.

"They're legal! And virgins for that matter. You do it with the PowerPuff Sisters, you become a real man."

"Spiderman, I think you're a little…"

"Hey! Come on. Don't tell me you've never thought of a foursome with…Hey! Get back here! I'm not done with you yet!"


There was a room in the deepest section of The Underground. It was dark and gloomy. There was a round table in the centre. It was the place where the original heroes of The Underground. They were the leaders of the entire Project. The group included some the members of the original Justice League of America, that had collapsed after the world was taken over by 'Our Ruler', The PowerPuff Sisters, Spiderman, some of the members of the 'X-men', a group of mutants taken under the wing of Professor Xavier (He often called himself 'Professor X'. Alex didn't seem too happy about that) and few other heroes that Alex hadn't met yet. The whole thing was quite confusing.

They were planning something big, an attack on Mojo Jojo's observatory. It was going to take a lot of them, since Mojo was quite skilled at escaping.

Superman burst through the doors, another hero Alex hadn't met yet, but had heard a lot about, Alex got to see this hero for the first time. In many ways, Superman looked a lot like Alex, tall, dark hair, blue eyes. But Superman was taller and larger than Alex.

And that suit…thought Alex, makes him look so gay! Alex chuckled at that thought.

Superman scanned the room. He was hardly smiling. Spiderman shrunk away as he approached him.

"I assume you have something to do with this, Peter Parker?" Superman glared at the much smaller Spiderman. His tiny spandex clad body was dwarfed by the massive muscular body of one of the greatest super heroes on the entire planet.

"Aww, come on, Superman, old buddy. Why do you always have to use my original name when you are about to yell at me? It makes me nervous."

Superman slammed his hands on the table, causing it to crack. "I am not your 'buddy'! And the next time you want to have a meeting, you clear it with me first!"

Spiderman didn't reply. He just stared at the table.

Superman scanned the room again. "So, is anyone here going to tell me why this meeting is so important you have to keep me out of it?"

Nobody answered.

Superman's eyes rested on Alex. Alex had never been so scared in his life. Superman gave him a look of pure hatred and disgust.

"Who is he and what is he doing here?"

"You see, Superman," began Spiderman, "That is one of the reasons we didn't want…" Superman glared at him again. "I'll shut up now…"

Blossom raised her hand. "I'm sorry we didn't tell you, Superman. His name is Alex Mann. He's a global guardian. He's one of us."

"How many of you knew?"

Everyone raised there hand.

"Thanks to Bubbles, everyone knows." said Buttercup.

"Everyone but me." said Superman. "Why wasn't I told about this?"

"We didn't want you to get angry Mr. Kent." said Bubbles, "We didn't want you to hurt Alex."

"Who else, apart from the PowerPuff Sisters was behind all this?"

"I was." Batman entered, late as usual.

Superman had heard Batman coming up the hallway at least a few minutes before anyone else did, so his sudden arrival didn't surprise him. What did surprise him was something else. "I didn't expect you would be part of it." He said.

"Hey! I only helped smuggle him in."

A man with green skin suddenly appeared from under the floor. "Enough of this." He said. "I've hacked into his computer system. All I could find were files on weaponry and large machinery."

"Did he just…?" Alex whispered to Bubbles.

"If we want to attack his base, we have to get past his defenses."

"We can do that easily enough." said Superman.


On the return to Townsville, they arrived at the volcano. They got up the mountain easy enough. The attack was beginning. Alex and the PowerPuff Sisters would be near the door of the observatory, maybe even ring the doorbell as a distraction to Mojo, Superman, Wonder Woman and Batman would attack the roof, making their way into to building.

Bubbles rang the doorbell. There were a few crashing and muttering sounds before the little window opened. A pair of eyes, one blind peered out.

"What? What? What do you want? No I haven't seen your ball, you rotten kids!" someone grunted in a thick, Asian accent. The man inside then paused, his eyes full of surprise. "PowerPuffs? Back after all these years? What do you want now? Look, if it is about the Professor, he provoked me, meaning that he made me angry which then in turn caused me to destroy his house and make him very upset. Now, will you please leave me alone? I have planning to do, that of which does not involve you."

"We need to talk to you, Mojo." said Blossom.

'Mojo' sighed. "About what? I have nothing to speak to you about. I would rather not waste my time on talking to you. Time that could be used for: Evil plotting, building big laser beams and talking to myself."

"I will only take a few minutes."

There was a loud crash coming from inside. Superman had collapsed the roof.

"Oh God damn it!" snarled Mojo, as the window slammed shut. "I just painted that roof!"

Buttercup kicked down the door. Mojo leaped up and gave a little whimper of surprise.

"We're on to you, Mojo." said Buttercup.

Alex noticed that 'Mojo' an incredibly short man wearing a purple suit with a cape, white cloves, boots and a cute little dome on his head. As Mojo stepped out from the shadows to ramble on at the PowerPuff Sisters, he also noticed that he was covered in hair, had a slight green tinge to his skin and a scar over his blind eye.

"Mojo is a monkey?"

"Chimp! Can't you people get anything right? I'm a chimp! That of which is from the Ape family!"

There were a few more crashes as Batman appeared on the top of a flight of stairs. "You guys OK down there?"

"More super heroes?" said Mojo, "You bought more super heroes to take me down?"

"Can we just skip to the ass kicking already?" said Buttercup.

"Right behind you." said Blossom, as she dived towards Mojo.

Mojo skidded across the floor. Blossoms punch had cracked the glass dome on his head, revealing a section of his oversized brain.

"Eew! Is that what he was hiding under there?" said Alex.

Buttercup picked the chimp up off the floor. "What did you expect? A bad hairstyle?"

Mojo suddenly leaped up and headed for the door. He almost escaped when Superman caught him by the cape. "Going somewhere?"

"Curses!" Mojo screamed.