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A/N: I know it has been forever but with school starting and field hockey andmy basementflooding it was hard for me to get this finished.I'm not sure ifI like this chapter, i know itspretty short and there are probably a tonof spelling mistakes but its the bestI could dofor now. I'm having a hard time with getting a plotfor this story so if any one has any ideaslet me know.
Confessions of a Teenage Red Head
Chapter 3
Still Day 3
Lunch
I'm sitting here with Liam and Bob, waiting for the girls and Seamus, at the Gryffindor table. Liam and Bob are
fighting over which Charlies' Angel is hotter and why muggle TV is better than anything wizards think up. We
three, meaning Liam, Bob and me, are the only ones who actually know what a TV is. Which is weird because
Liam's a pureblood. I'll have to ask him sometime how he knows so much about muggle stuff, but right now
Bob has to help me with my homework.
10 minutes later
Still waiting for the other guys but now I'm done my homework and the guys have moved onto fighting about
music. Man all guys ever think about are girls, music, sports and food. They are like babies only, thank god, they
don't wear diapers. Oh no speaking of idiots, here come the kings of all things stupid, that's right the marauders.
"Hey Potter, when is the next practice?"
I'm really going to have to kill Liam for calling them over. See that's the
thing even nerds like Liam, Bob, and Seamus like sports, even if its just to watch. Don't get me wrong just
because their favorite thing to do is homework doesn't mean they are nerds, oh no of course not. But seriously
who in their right mind likes to do homework, Liam, Bob and Seamus that's who. Anyway Liam is a seeker on
the quidditch team which is always a problem because Potter is the captain.
"Hey Lemass, Morsby."
That is another thing, what is with the last names. Do guys suffer from a serious disease that makes you forget
everyone's first name? These guys have known each other for seven years maybe even longer, why do they use
last names? I didn't even know Bob's last name was Morsby. OH My GOD I just realized Liam's last name is
Lem-ass. HA LEMASS! Whoops I must of said that out loud.
"Evans what are you laughing at?"
Now see Black is calling me Evans of course it doesn't count that I call him and Potter by their last names
because they are the only two people in the world who I call by their last names. Unlike them who use
everyone's last names.
"Er...nothing,"
oh gosh now they are staring at me like I'm insane, which I probably am. Insane I mean. Well at
least my last name isn't Lemass. Ha!
In Herbology
"Hey where were you guys at lunch?"
That's Bob looking suspiciously at Seamus and Cat, knowing full well that when those two are left alone to
amuse themselves it can only lead to trouble.
"Well Alice, Marian and I
were in the library finishing our potions report and Seamus was snogging Molly Austen in a broom closet."
This caused many gross looks over at Seamus because not only was Molly a Slythern but she also looked like
she hadn't showered in years.
"I was certainly not and you know that Catherine Elizabeth, I was also in the library doing the essay for charms."
"But that's not due till next week"
Marian said outraged. See what I mean, total nerd.
"Well I wanted to get a head start so I wouldn't have to do it the night before."
"That's what the weekend is for you dip shit"
Cat of course, always speaking her mind.
"Hey did you know that Liam's last name is Lem-ass?"
I had to interrupt before the conversation turned into a fight.
"No way Lem-ass? Oh my gosh Lemass the lame ass."
Alice said causing all of us, except Liam of course, to burst out laughing.
"Ha, Ha, HA, very clever, NOT"
grumbling Liam went back to work on his Mandrake.
"Evans get back to work."
Holy kippers Batman Someone's in a bad mood today.
Back in H.O.M.
Still haven't decided what to name today, maybe it just wasn't meant to be...sigh.
"Pssht Lady Lily."
Oh no Potter alert.
"My fair lady what may I ask are you doing?"
"I'm working on my documentary."
"Really? I presume that is going well? I dare say when I heard your idea I thought it was a simply smashing."
"Why are you talking like that Potter?"
The whole 1800s talk was starting to creep me out. In fact I might have nightmares about it.
"Well my fine friend an old chap of mine, Sirius, dared me to talk like this all isn't is simply spiffing?"
"Er no, it's creepy."
I really have to change seats.
Library
Ahh finally the day is over, I didn't think I'd make it through with Potter continuously asking me if I would
"honor him with a courtship" much shuddering was involved. Seamus is meeting me here to study for the potions
exam.
"Hey Lily, you ready?"
He sat down and opened his potions book. Suddenly an obnoxiously loud voice filled the room as the marauders walked in ...
"and then I said Minnie my dear your hair looks quite smashing today."
They all laughed, loudly, and sat at the table closest to the door. They were still talking loudly when I yelled
"Oi Potter would you shut up I'm trying to work here."
He was half way across the room and I could hear every word perfectly.
"As you wish my sweet Lily,"
he got up and bowed while his friends snickered. That boy really doesn't want to reach 20 does he?
After finally finishing my essay, I was leaving the library when I heard Black saying...
" Mrs Black once said 'A redhead knows the fastest way to a guys heart is through his ribcage, maybe she is
slowly sucking out your heart through your ribs."
"That's not what your mum meant you idiot and since when do you listen to anything
that crazy witch has ever said."
Remus really is my favorite marauder, the rest are way too stupid.
Dorm
To end today I think I will name it...
The day the naming began and Potter spoke in English of long ago. Or T.D.T.N.B.a.P.S.i.E.o.L.A.
Day 4:Damn the Turkey
I spent the 1st half of today in the hospital wing puking my guts out. According to Madam Podgier I had food
poisoning from the turkey last night at dinner. Damn Turkey! Since I starting vomiting at around 2:00 AM (note
the am) and didn't stop until 15 minutes before lunch started, I look an extra dead corpse in hogwarts sweat
pants and I felt like I had fallen off a 42 story building and then was hit by a tractor trailer multiple times. When I
walked into transfiguration expected my friends to rush to my side, asking how I was feeling, and offering to do
my homework for the rest of the week (I was too physically beaten to even think about school) but all I got was
Potter yelling at the top of his lungs
"Man Evans you look like you were dropped off a 40 story building and then hit with a tractor trailer."
Which caused me to retort
"42 stories you prick!"
Gahh I think I'm gonna be sick again. DAMN TURKEY!
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