Wow, the reviews are starting to get ahead of me! I haven't written chapter seven yet... notices murderous glares I'm working on it! sheesh... but i'm updating as soon as i can, okay? so if it's taking more than a day for me to get a chapter done, that just means i haven't written it yet. thank you so much for all the reviews, i love you all!
Me: Ash!
Ash: I know, I know...
Me: Really? You know what i want already?
Ash: Yup, and i'm prepared too!
Me: Um, okay, then go!
Ash: I choose Pikachu for my first Pokemon!
Me: Huh? wait... you're supposed to do the disclaimer!
Ash: Oh. um, pokefreak900 does not own pokemon.
Me: Thank you! mutters to self why didn't i just leave him out?
Ash: can we battle now?
Me: ...
"Whatddya mean we're hanging out with girls tonight?" Ash asked indignantly. Tracey laughed.
"Well," he started, "every year, Drew asks the girls in May's room – and May, of course – if they want to hang out with him and the guys in his room. Every year they unanimously agree. Except this year, one of them was asleep and couldn't vote."
"Who's in May's room this year?" Brock asked Drew.
"Let's see…" Drew thought for a moment. "There's Brianna, Misty, and May, obviously, then there are two noobs. One's got a Glameow, looks a bit rougeish, and then that really hot girl that Paul was sitting next to in the orientation."
"Her name's Dawn," Paul said.
"Whatever. Actually, all of them are pretty hot this year…"
Ash cringed. He still didn't really like girls very much. Yes, he was over the girls-are-gross phase, but he didn't like girls yet. None of them interested him yet. Tracey noticed the cringe.
"If it makes you feel any better," Tracey said to him, "it's always BYOP."
"BYOP?" Ash asked. Tracey grinned.
"Bring Your Own Pranks."
"Why do we have to be here early?" Paul was asking the questions this time.
"We have to be here early enough to set up a really good prank," Drew responded. "Duh."
"Come on out, Marill!" Tracey exclaimed, throwing a Poke Ball.
"Marill rill!" the aqua mouse exclaimed.
"Fill up these buckets, okay?" Marill began hosing water into the buckets. In very little time, the guys had six buckets full of water. "Great! Can you tell us when the girls are coming?"
"Mar marill? Rill!" What kind of a question's that? Duh I can! Marill hopped off. Began listening. Then scampered back. "They're coming!"
"Already?" Ash yelped. They were coming way too soon!
"They must have come to set up their prank," Paul responded. No one could disagree.
"Positions!" Brock began instructing. "We'll do the best we can with what we've got." What can you do with six buckets? Ash wondered, but he followed Brock's instructions.
A minute later, all the boys were sitting in chairs except Ash, who was waiting above the door. Said door swung open, and at the sight of the boys, the "rougeish" girl froze in her tracks. Ash dumped a bucket of water on her. "Kyaa!" the girl screamed.
"What's wrong, Zoey?" someone behind her asked. Zoey grinned mischievously.
"Chingling, back at 'em!" she cried, throwing a Poke Ball. A small, yellow bell Pokémon burst out and flew up to where Ash and the buckets were. Uh oh, Ash thought. What's it up to?
"Ching ching!" Payback time! Chingling lifted the five remaining buckets towards itself, out of Ash's reach. Then, much to his surprise, Chingling dumped a bucket on Ash's head!
"Hey!" Ash yelled, but Chingling laughed and put the empty bucket on Ash's head. The other girls giggled as they came in. Zoey pointed at the other boys.
"Up and at 'em!" Chingling picked Drew first. Drew realized a second too late what it was going to do. Chingling dumped another bucket.
"You're kidding!" Drew gasped, flipping his wet hair out of his eyes. Ash jumped down from where he was. Chingling sailed over to each of the guys and soaked him. Soon, the boys were dripping and disbelieving, and the girls were laughing themselves pink – and so was Chingling. Tracey grinned.
"Get 'em, Marill!" he shouted. Marill jumped out of the closet and soaked the girls to the bone. Misty sent out her Horsea and had it fire water at the boys. Everyone was laughing and getting soaked. Welcome to the Water Wars, Ash couldn't help but think. Everyone's winning so far.
Wheeeeeeeeeee! Water wars!!! fun, fun... but they end here. sorry. um, for those of you wondering, i'll tell you their teams in chapter six, kay? yay then! see you soon!