I own Twilight!!! YAY. Start to do the cabbage patch. POOF! Oh darn it! It was just a dream. Oh well. Continue to do the cabbage patch.

Ok I know this is where I usually start the chapter but I had to write this. On yahoo I read a short article on how some people believe that William Shakespeare was a fraud. How dare they! I mean just because he didn't live the way his characters do they automatically pass "possible" ownership to the duke of someplace I've never even heard of. It's horrible. We'll see how skeptic they are when he pops out of the ground ready to kick their butts. I mean think of Jane Austin, heck think of Stephenie Meyer!!! Not to mention every other fiction writer in the world!

(Still Bella's point of view)

This time it was Jasper. Thank goodness. At least he doesn't act like he's on a sugar high.

And then he walked over giving Puppy back to me. I felt a little better, but I could tell Jasper wasn't very happy. In fact he looked sad. I didn't need to be an empath to see that. So I did the only thing I could.

"Jasper. Would you like to play with Puppy too?"

His head popped up and his eyes perked up. I even saw a smile forming. "I'll take that as a yes." And I handed Puppy over to him.

"Are you sure? And could I name him?" he asked.

"Sure why not. Everyone else is."

And with that he looked happier than I had ever seen him. He almost automatically ran off then after saying "thank you". Well I wasn't going to steal his fun away from him just because he chose to be polite.

By the time I made it back to the Cullen house I heard lots of beeping. I even heard Jasper yelling "Come on Cannon you can do better than that!" My eyes widened. What the heck was he doing to my puppy?! I started to run fore the living room amazingly not tripping. And what I saw shocked me and would possibly disturbed me to no end.

Puppy was break dancing on a DDR mat. (Dance Dance Revolution is soooo fun!") Jasper just ignored me. Nothing new, since I was used to this when the boys had their tournaments.

His face was slightly scrunched up with determination. I understood when I saw that Puppy was only a little behind him.

Alice ran in shortly after this with a video camera filming all of this. Personally I don't think it was a very good idea since Puppy was only a little behind. And then he stumbled for about a second and lost his lead.

two LONG minutes later

(Emmett's point of view)

Oh my gosh!!! Minion was beating Jasper. And he ALWAYS won at this game! There was no way he was ever going to live this down!

And with one final break dancing move the game ended and Minion officially won. I couldn't help it I laughed. And that seemed to break the trance that everyone else was in and everyone was laughing!

Puppy decides to jump on Rosalie next. This is going to be GOOOOD!