Hello again everyone, it's time for another "Death Battle" story/chapter right now. In the last chapter of this miniseries, Stewie Griffin battled against Hector, a fireworks seller, and he won for the third time in a row. In this chapter, Stewie Griffin shall fight Gene, Benson's rival and the evil park manager of "East Pines" park. What will happen in Stewie's epic battle against a pranking park manager? Can Gene try to beat Stewie? Well, what on Earth are we all waiting for? Let's begin chapter 4 of this very epic and action-packed miniseries...

Wiz: They both are strong and skilled, they both are very violent when provoked, and they also are not to be messed with

Boomstick: Stewie Griffin, everyone's favorite homicidal baby!

Wiz: And Gene, the evil and the rival park manager of "East Pines" park.

Boomstick: He's Wiz and I'm Boomstick!

Wiz: And it's our job to analyzes their weapons, armor, and skills to find out who would win a death battle!

Introduction to Stewie Griffin:

Boomstick: Ah, good old Stewie Griffin. You never know what'll happen when messing with this kid!

Wiz: We already introduced Stewie in the last battle, but we still have to do it again due to the rules of "Death Battle".

Boomstick: To make it short and sweet on my part, Stewie Griffin is a homicidal baby that wants complete world domination!

Wiz: This one-year-old is not meant to be messed with. If you do mess with him, he'll probably kill you. Not joking, he WILL kill you if provoked.

Boomstick: Stewie Griffin is the youngest member of the Griffin family, but don't yet his young appearance fool you. He's a damn psychopath!

Wiz: Born on June 30 1999, Stewie Griffin has a very sophisticated psyche and is able to speak fluently in an upper class English accent. When he was born, his birth doctor found a map of Europe with plans to bomb its capitals inside Lois, his mother.

Boomstick: From that day on, he was shown not to be a normal kid, but a kid with the mind of a criminal. His weapon arsenal is full of classic weapons. These weapons include a machine gun, a tommy gun, a chainsaw, a machete, a flame thrower, a rocket launcher, a crossbow, a laser gun, a few hand grenades, a handgun, and even a harpoon gun. This is one of the reasons you really should think twice about messing with Stewie!

Wiz: Not to mention his abilities! He can run fast, jump high, trick his enemies, punch hard, kick hard, and even bite hard. He can yell or curse up a storm, and he can even invent things.

Boomstick: Over the years of the "Family Guy" show, Stewie has invented many futuristic inventions, such as a mind controlling device, a carbonite freeze gun, a hypnotic control device, a hovering drill machine, a teleporter device, a multiverse traveler, a Peter-Bot, a clone machine, rocket skis, a weather device, and even a God-damn time machine! Wow, this is one badass little kid.

Wiz: His inventions are very cool and technologically advanced, and he uses them multiple times. However, due to the rules of "Death Battle", Stewie can't use his time machine. But he can use any of his other inventions.

Boomstick: This all proves one thing…if you want to bully a kid, please make sure that kid is not Stewie.

Wiz: However, he's not PERFECT. When his friend Brian gets into a dangerous situation, its been shown since Stewie and Brain are friends, Stewie CAN get distracted from any of his battles to help save Brian.

Boomstick: Wait, what?! Why on Earth does he care so much at Brian?

Wiz: Well, in one episode, he mentions that because of neglect from Peter, his father, he sees Brain as a fatherly figure, more than Peter. So, because of this, Stewie can get emotional and weak sometimes.

Boomstick: But despite this, Stewie Griffin is still one badass kid!

Introduction to Gene:

Boomstick: Ah, the joys of pranking people. It's usually a harmless thing to prank someone…unless if you're Gene.

Wiz: Gene is a green vending machine with a green hat. Since he is a vending machine, snacks are seen through a glass window. Like Benson, he has an overcast brow and a very large triangular nose. But we're not here to discuss his appearance. We're here to discuss his abilities in combat.

Boomstick: Gene is a pranking maniac! His pranks are less about humor, and more about war. You see, he once tried to destroy the Park by having a huge prank war, but he was defeated at the end by Muscle Man, who used mirrors to prank Gene in the East Pines watch tower. As you can see, he's physically fit. He can run past, dodge projectiles, jump very fast and high, drive a van very fast, and can even pull of the quickest of pranks in a combat/war situation.

Wiz: He also has a great arsenal of pranking weapons. He's got a paintball shotgun, a paintball handgun, whompie cushions, smoke bombs, feathers, black paint, marbles, invisible ink, firecrackers, joy buzzers, and so much more.

Boomstick: Wow, this man is incredible! In fact, he's unstoppable!

Wiz: Maybe, but sometimes his victims can outsmart or outrun Gene, ruining his plans all together. He can also be pranked back when not being careful. But despite these minor weaknesses, Gene is still a great prankster and a great fighter in combat!

And now, the actual fight to the death…

(The scene begins with Stewie riding on his rocket-powered bike, leaving the front yard of his house. He had already dropped off the box of fireworks…)

Stewie: Man, that was a tough task. Well, at least I finished it. (turns left) Man, I'm bored. (turns left) I need something to do…

(At that point, Stewie sees a massive wall nearby, covered with colorful graffiti…)

Stewie: Wow, what a work of art. (grins) Hey, I know what to do now! (Picks up spray-paint can from the ground and speeds off) I'll paint a wall just like that!

(Meanwhile, Gene was finished painting the new sign for his park, "East Pines" …)

Gene: Ah (puts paintbrush away): It's perfect. This sign will attract more customers, for sure! (walks away)

(As Gene walks away, Stewie stops his bike, parks it by the park's fence, steps off, and walks up to the sign overhead…)

Stewie: Hmmm, that sign looks like a good place to start my art. (gets out spray can) It looks nice, but it needs a little black (sprays black paint all over the entry sign) Oh, this is so much fun! (laughs)

(At that point, Gene walks back out and sees Stewie…)

Gene: Hmmm, what's that kid doing out here unsupervised? (walks over to Stewie) Hello there, kid. Hey, would mind telling me where your parents are?

Stewie (looks at Gene): In a second. Right after I finish painting this park entry sign.

Gene: Alright…hey! Did you say "park entry sign"?

Stewie (continues spray painting): Yep.

Gene: Oh, Hell no! (runs outside gate and sees the black paint-covered sign) MY SIGN!

Stewie (stops spray painting): Oh, this is YOUR park sign?

Gene: YES! IT TOOK ME TWO HOURS TO MAKE THAT SIGN, TODAY!

Stewie: (laughs) Well, too bad. I painted over it, so, it's my piece of art now. (puts spray can down) goodye.

Gene: YOU'RE NOT GOING ANYWHERE! (grabs Stewie and lifts him off the ground)

Stewie: PUT ME DOWN!

Gene: NEVER! Not until you pay for me to replace that sign!

FIGHT!

Stewie (pulls out machine gun): I warned you! (fires machine gun)

Gene: AAAAHHHH! (drops Stewie) Alright kid, just relax. We can settle this calmly, deal?

Stewie: Hmm, let me think (stops firing machine gun) NO! (continues firing machine gun)

Gene (runs off): AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

Stewie (chases after Gene): GET BACK HERE!

Gene (hides inside supply shed): I got to beat that little brat! (begins arming himself with pranking wepson inside)

Stewie: (approaches shed) You have 5 seconds to come out before I blow up that shed with a grenade! 1-2…5! (pulls out grenade and reaches for pin)

Gene (suddenly slams open door and fires paintball shotgun at Stewie): TAKE THAT, LITTLE BRAT! (laughs)

Stewie (falls over and loses grenade): How dare you, you piece of shit!? (pulls out crossbow and fires arrow, knocking the paintball gun out of Gene's hand) HAHA! Now, you have no paintball gun!

Gene (grins) Well, I beg to differ! (pulls out paintball handgun) I have ANOTHER GUN! (fires paintballs at Stewie)

Stewie (dodges paintballs and fires his machine gun some more): TIME TO DIE!

Gene: (dodges bullets) Surrender, kid!

Stewie (pulls out rocked launcher): NEVER! (fires rocket at Gene)

(The rocket hits the ground in front of Gene's legs, causing him to be flown into the shallow lake nearby…)

Gene: (gets up) Wow, he's more powerful than I thought! (pulls out expired baloney slices) But no matter. No one beats Gene!

Stewie (walks to edge of lake): Well, it looks like I win already! (pulls out handgun) Any last words?

Gene: Yes…EXPIRED MEAT, TIME!

Stewie: (confused) What time?

Gene (tosses expired baloney slices at Stewie, hitting him in the face): EAT THAT!

Stewie (gets face covered with baloney slices): EEEEEEEWWWWWWW! (rips meat off face) That's it! You've gone too far this time! (pulls out flamethrower and runs through the shallow lake, toward Gene) Time to be lit on fire! (fires flamethrower)

Gene: AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH! (runs off) HELP!

Stewie (chases after Gene): You can ride, but you can't hide!

Gene (gets into his van and drives off): Whew, that kid is tough. But he can't catch up to a van! (laughs)

Stewie (jumps off of bench and lands on the roof of the van): Oh, I would say that! (pulls put laser gun and cuts out a large whole in the roof) Hello! (points laser gun at Gene)

Gene: What the?! (swings van side-to-side, trying to throw Stewie off) You cut a hole in my roof!

Stewie (jumps into van and pulls out baseball bat): Now, we can do this the easy way when pulled over, or the hard way while still moving!

Gene: You little brat! (tires to attack Stewie while the van is moving) I'll make you pay the price for all you're putting me through!

Stewie (whacks Gene with bat multiple times): You are a moron! (jumps over Gene and grabs onto steering wheel) Now, you won't have a van! (pepper sprays Gene's eyes)

Gene: AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH! MY EYES! (covers eyes in pain)

Stewie (turns steering wheel hard and crashes into a nearby tree): HAHA!

(Stewie opens window and jumps of van. Gene kicked open the door and chased after Stewie…)

Gene: You wrecked my van! (chases after Stewie) Now, you're REALLY going to pay! (throws a handful of marbles in front of Stewie's path)

Stewie (slips on marbles and falls): AAAAHHHH! (struggles to get up) This is bad…

Gene (stands over Stewie): Well, well, well, it looks like you've been cornered. Hey, is it just me, or are you black!? (pours a whole can of black paint over Stewie and then tosses on some feathers) You're nothing but a big chicken! CLUCK! CLUCK! (laughs)

Stewie (gets up and pulls out harpoon gun) BIG MISTAKE! (fires harpoon, hitting Gene's left arm)

Gene (falls over and clutches left arm): OOOOWWWW! (shivers) Please don't hurt me!

Stewie (pulls out chainsaw): Oh, I'm going to hurt you alight! (turns on chainsaw and swings it toward Gene)

Gene (rolls out of the way): AAAAAAHHHHHH! (stands up and runs off again) HELP! AAAAAAHHHHHHH!

Stewie (chases after Gene): YOU'RE DEAD!

Gene (runs behind a bush and pulls out a sack of rotten tomatoes): Alright kid, you asked for it! (throws tomatoes at Stewie)

Stewie (gets covered in tomatoes): EEEEWWW! STOP! STOP IT! PLEASE! OW! STOP!

Gene: NEVER! (laughs)

Stewie (dodges rest of tomatoes and jumps into the air, attacking Gene with some karate moves): Take that! Take this, and THIS! WANT SOME MORE! WANT MORE PAIN?! (keeps using karate moves on Gene, and even punches his nose, breaking it)

Gene (in pain): OW! STOP! I SURRENDER! (cries in fear) Please, don't hurt me anymore. (shivers) You broke my nose!

Stewie (pulls out axe): No! You're not getting away that easily! (raises axe)

Gene: (shivers in fear) W…w…w…what are you doing with that axe!?

Stewie: Something I should have done a long time ago; you piece of shit! (chops off Gene's head, killing him instantly) Yes! He's dead! (smiles and steps of Gene's dead body) Hmmm, I'm still so hungry (notices the snacks inside Gene's dead vending machine body) Ah, jackpot! (pulls out baseball bat and smashes open glass panel) Hmmm, what to grab? (Stewie takes all of the chocolate bars and bag of chips) Perfect. Well, time for me to go before the police arrives. (leaves the park, eating a bag of "Sour Cream & Onion" flavored chips) Wait, how am I going to get this paint off? (pauses for a moment) Well, I could use the shower facility at the local gym. Yes, that's what I'll do (leaves the park)

KO!

Boomstick: Oh man, that was more violent than the last battle! Man, I wish I was in Stewie's shoes right now!

Wiz: As you can see, Gene and Stewie were evenly skilled in combat. But however, since Stewie uses LETHAL weapons as opposed to pranking weapons, it gave him the bigger advantage.

Boomstick: You see, Gene has been foiled multiple times before, so it was only a matter of time before Stewie found an opening to kill and took it.

Wiz: Stewie is also very intelligent, and can find a way to outsmart his enemies. As opposed to Gene, who's NOT so intelligent and only knows how to use pranking weapons.

Boomstick: Well, it seems that the prank wars are over forever! I hope Benson is dancing for joy right now, because his rival is dead! Man, I got to go tell him!

Wiz: The winner is, once again, Stewie Griffin!

Boomstick: Thanks for watching and we'll see you next time on "Death Battle"!

THE END!

Well, it looks like Stewie won for the fourth time in a row. He's very good, isn't he? He killed Gene and Benson won't be having anymore prank wars against "East Pines". In the next chapter, Stewie Griffin shall get into a battle against ANOTHER park manager. This park manager is none other than Benson. Who will win the fifth "Death Battle" in this miniseries? Well, you'll just have to read and find out for yourself. Well, what on Earth are we all waiting for? Let's all move on to chapter 5 of this very epic and action-packed miniseries.