Sora Has No Life Chat Room

Chapter 3

SeaSaltIceCream: Hello, all! I have some great news today!

NobodySk8er13: Oh, joy. What is it, DiZ?

DaMaster1 Wait a second… I thought DiZ died.

SpikyHairedPyro No, he just disappeared and reappeared on Candy Mountain. Everyone knew that.

DaMaster1 Well, I didn't…

SexyK -rolls eyes- You're so clueless, Sora.

SeaSaltIceCream This life insurance saved me from paying millions when my machine exploded!

NobodySk8er13 Do you honestly think that we care about some freaking life insurance, DiZ? I mean, come on… We're VIDEO GAME characters we always come back for the sake of the fans.

NoBrainz I think he was talking about life insurance for the machine Roxas.

aShootinandaStabbin has signed in

aShootinandaStabbin: How is everyone doing?

L337Ninja has signed in

L337Ninja: Hey! Axel! You owe me a ton of Munny!

SpikyHairedPyro: Uh, no I don't.

L337Ninja: Yes you do! I stole Larxene's Pokemon collection for you to torch, and I haven't seen a Munny of what you promised me! If I don't get my cash, I'll do something terrible to you!

SpikyHairedPyro: Don't talk about that here.

SeaSaltIceCream: Ooo! Axel, you should invest in—

GrandSniper2: Shut up, you idjit spammer!

DaMaster1 I'm assuming that the ninja is Yuffie?

L337Ninja That is correct. Wait a sec… who are you?

SexyK It's Sora, Yuf.

L337Ninja I thought it was you! Welcome to the club!

aShootinandaStabbin I was wondering when you would finally get a computer of your own.

L337Ninja Oooh.. That's Squall in case you were wondering.

aShootinandaStabbin It's Leon… How many times do I have to tell you!

SpikyHairedPyrohas signed out.

L337Ninja WTF? GET BACK HERE AXEL!

GrandSniper2 He told me he was moving to a place called Peru so that you wouldn't find him, but he told me not to tell you.

SexyK: Then what did you just tell her?

GrandSniper2: Whoops...

SexyandHot: Hey guys. Was AFC for a while. What's going on?

aShootinandaStabbin: Well, Axel's apparently moving to Peru.

KingofDarkness74: Anyone got Larxene's number? I wanna tell her what happened to her Pokemon figures.

Nobodysk8er13: Axel didn't torch all of them, though.

L337Ninja: He didn't?

Nobodysk8er13: No, he just wanted the Fire Pokemon figurines. He just wanted to have a large scale war between the fire types and the millions of Pikachu in the collection (Pikachu had back up from the other electrics) with real fire.

NoBrainz: Who won, ahyuk?

Nobodysk8er13: You really are an idjit. The electrics all MELTED!!!!!

PikachuFanGirl has signed in

PikachuFanGirl: All right, who the hell torched my Pikachu collection?

SeaSaltIceCream Have your favorite figurines been torched?

PikachuFanGirl Say anything else and you're going to be dead for real this time!

KingofDarkness74 Should we tell her?

PikuachuFanGirl Tell me what? You all know something, don't you?

L337Ninja Depends. How much munny you got?

PikachuFanGirl I'm not giving you any munny. Now tell me who destroyed my poor little Pikachus!!!

DaMaster1 Apparently, Axel did.

PikuachuFanGirl I thought so. Where is he?!

SexyK He moved to Peru, but you didn't hear it from us.

PikachuFanGirl He will pay!

PikachuFanGirl has signed out.

SeaSaltIceCream: Oh, I was going to tell her the perfect place to replace—

aShootinandaStabbin: ENOUGH WITH YOUR ADS!!!!!!!

GrandSniper2: Well, I better stop Larxene before she does anything stupid.

GrandSniper2 has signed out

7Lance has signed in

7Lance: -reads over posts- Oh dear, Axel's not going to survive much longer.

SexyK: -sarcastic- What gave you that idea?

PokerFace has signed in

PokerFace: I just saw Larxene running past my window chasing down Axel. Did he forget their date again?

DaMaster1: Holy Schiznit! They're going out?!

SexyandHawt That's news to us.

L337Ninja We should spy on them!

L337Ninja has signed out.

MuffinsRule Sorry for being away for so long. I had to polish my sitar.

SeaSaltIceCream Need to polish your sitar? Why not try the new polishing polish!

MuffinsRule Oh, I've tried it already. It sucks.

PokerFace Ansem the Wise, do us a favor and go jump off a cliff would ya?

SeaSaltIceCream I can't do that! I'm being paid millions for spamming!

PokerFace I bet you 5,000 Munny he'll find some stupid thing to sell to me, Demyx.

MuffinsRule That's not fair! We already know he's going to!

SeaSaltIceCream You know, there's a new card shuffler—

DaMaster1 Look, I gotta go. Later!

DaMaster1 has signed out.

Jupiter: I am soooooooooooooooo sorry that this took so long! But it's summer now! That means more free time to work on fics! W00tness.

Sailorstar: Konnichiwa! How are you guys! Nice to see you all reading us still (or reading the fic and ignoring the A/N). Oh well, hope you liked it! Get the dot hack games! They're great!

PLEASE R&R!