Disclaimer: I don't Naruto..if i did they would have cancelled the show due to over retardedness..
Naruto: Can we get on with the story i'm dying here
me: fine...on with the story
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Itachi: previously in "The messed up sleepover at Gaara's house"
sasuke: OH THE HORROR! OH THE PAIN!OH THE EMONESS!
Naruto: guys I think something is wrong with sasuke
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Gaara: nope sasuke is completly fine(sarcasm)
Naruto: OK! NOW I WANNA CONTINUE TALKING ABOUT MY AWESOME PLAN!
Sakura: ok continue no one is stopping you..
Naruto: ok so you have to ge-
sasuke: IM NOT EMO
Naruto: ok sasuke no one said you were emo...all of us have to get i-
sasuke: IM NOT EMO
Naruto: ge-
Sasuke: IM NOT EMO
Naruto: g-
sasuke: IM NOT EMO
Naruto: *walks over to sasuke and tapes his mouth* like I was trying to say earlier get in a circle.* Rips the tape off sasukes mouth*
Everyone gets in a circle except for Sasuke.
Naruto: SASUKE GET YOUR LAZY ASS OVER HERE AND FINISH THE DAMN CIRCLE!
sasuke: ugh but what if i don't wanna...
Naruto: *walks over to sasuke, punches him in the head and knocks him out. Then takes the passed out body to the only open spot in the circle*
all:...* sweat-drops*...scary..
Naruto: ok So now that is over back to what I was saying. We are going to spin a bottle and whoever it lands on gets dared. The bottle will be filled with a really strong alchohal and whoever backs out of their dare will have to drink from it.
Gaara: where are we gonna get the alchohal all we have here is sake.
kiba: *pulls out a bottle* hehehehehe
gaara:o_O how did you?!...nevermind...
kiba: I have my ways...
Naruto: OK WHAT ARE WE WAITING FOR! LETS PLAY!I GO FIRST!*spins the bottle* neji!
neji:...
naruto: I dare you to answer this question! are you a girl!
neji: um...uh...er...eh...NO!
shino: whatever you say..nejina.
Naruto: you're turn to spin Nejina!
neji: *spins* Gaara! I dare you to go to heaven with one of your fangirls
gaara: one problem how do I get there
Neji: have Tsunade punch you there.
Sasuke: HEY TSUNADE GAARA THINKS YOUR BOOBS ARE FAKE
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THERES THE NEXT CHAPTER!
naruto: review and gaara will take you with him to heaven
gaara: ok serious-(disconnection)