Blaze: I am letting all of you know now, I love the Inheritance Cycle, the only reason I am doing this is because it's fun and I'm bored

Nightshadow: yeah, wait! What are you talking about?

Blaze: (sighs) never mind, here's chapter 4

Chapter 4

Chocolate, Pies and Holes

"I wonder if Durza is still running," Murtagh mused, gazing across the lake.

"He probably is," Morzan commented, "Brom can chase him for a long while before he finally stops."

A moment later, Brom walked into the city where the others had stopped at for the night. He handed the bibi gun to Blaze, "it ran out," he apologized.

"That's alright, where's Durza?" Blaze asked.

"Still running," Brom replied with a shrug, "when I turned around to come back at Gil'lead, he was last seen trying to climb into the Spine."

"Doesn't he know that you aren't chasing him?" Arya asked.

"Nope," Brom replied, sitting down on a nearby chair and resting his feet on the table.

"Is anyone going to tell him that you aren't chasing him anymore?" Arya asked.

Murtagh, Morzan, Brom, Galbatorix and Eragon, both of which had appeared out of nowhere, "nope, I don't think so," they replied at the same time.

"Gah, Eragon, don't like do that!" Arya screamed, leaping into the air at the sound of Eragon's voice behind him.

"Sorry, Ary," Eragon apologized.

"Don't like call me Ary," Arya snapped, slapping Eragon across the face.

"Ow! What was that for?!" Eragon whined, clutching his face.

"I like don't know," Arya replied with a shrug.

"Weirdo," Eragon muttered.

"How like dare you call me a weirdo?" Arya screeched, grabbing a cherry pie that had appeared out of nowhere and slamming it into Eragon's face.

"Mmm, cherry," Eragon said, licking the cherry pie off of his lips.

"I want some cherry pie," Galbatorix whined.

"Try insulting Arya and maybe she'll throw one at you," Eragon suggested.

"Alright, Arya you're as fat as a cow," Galbatorix said, looking straight at Arya.

"What?!" Arya screeched, grabbing a pie made out of stone out of thin air before tossing it at Galbatorix. The stone pie hit Galbatorix on the head, sending him staggering back.

"Ow! I thought you said she was going to toss a cherry pie at me," Galbatorix hissed, glaring at Eragon.

"Apparently she doesn't like you as much as she likes me," Eragon replied with a shrug.

"Who said I liked you?" Arya asked, looking confused.

"Boys!" Nasuada sighed, rolling her eyes as she came quite suddenly to Galbatorix's side.

"Ahhh!" Galbatorix shouted, leaping into the air.

"Don't do that!" Morzan hissed, glaring at Nasuada.

"Who's going to stop me?" Nasuada asked.

"If I have to, I will," Morzan hissed and was suddenly hit on the head with a huge frozen lemon pie.

"Where did that come from?" Murtagh asked.

"Me," Blaze replied, "I finally found my remote."

"Remote?" Murtagh asked in confusion.

"Yup, it can make anything and everything happen and appear," Blaze replied.

"Cool, can you make another Cherry pie appear," Eragon asked as Morzan, muttering curses, pushed the frozen lemon pie off of him before standing up.

"Sure," Blaze replied, pressing another button. A moment later, a huge cherry pie fell form the sky and hit Morzan on the head again.

"Yeah! Cherry pie!" Eragon yelled, running toward the cherry pie with a fork in his hand.

"Where did you get that?" Arya asked.

"The kitchen," Eragon replied, pointing to Nasuada's kitchen.

"How did Nasuada's kitchen get here? We're in Dras'Leona for crying out loud," Galbatorix snapped.

"Oh, did I forget to tell you? Nasuada cooked dinner for the soldiers protecting this city and they all ended up running off screaming. I never knew Nasuada's cooking was so bad that it scared away trained soldiers," Eragon commented, stuffing a piece of the cherry pie in his jaws.

"I do not find that funny, Eragon," Nasuada hissed, glaring at Eragon.

"Hmm?" Eragon said, looking at Nasuada with a confused look in his eyes.

Nasuada muttered curses under her breath as she stalked away toward the kitchen.

"Where are you going?" Arya called.

"To bang my head against the wall," came Nasuada's reply.

"God, Eragon, you didn't like have to insult her cooking," Arya said, rolling her eyes.

"But it is the truth," Eragon pointed out.

"True that, dawg," Orizzle's voice sounded and a moment later the dwarf walked into the room.

"Where have you been?" Eragon asked.

"Watching Durizzle run, it'z on national television, dawg," Orizzle replied.

"Well bring it in here and I'll go get some chocolate," Blaze offered.

"What's chocolate?" Murtagh asked, causing Blaze to gasp in surprise.

"You do not know what chocolate is!" she screamed, so loud that glass broke and Morzan, who had pushed the pie off of him, pulled the pie back ontop of him to block out the noise. When she was done screaming, she paused to catch her breath.

"Uh, no," Eragon was the one that finally broke the few moments of silence.

"What?!" Galbatorix called.

"What, what?" Eragon asked, looking at the king in confusion.

"Did you say something? I cannot hear you," Galbatorix shouted.

"You don't have to yell!" Eragon shouted back.

"Great, you had to go and say you didn't know what chocolate was," the stranger muttered, coming to stand beside Blaze with a whole wagon full of chocolate.

"Yeah, chocolate!" Blaze shouted, grabbing a few chocolate bars and ripping one of them open before stuffing it into her mouth. She handed a bar to Murtagh and pointed to the label, "See, this is chocolate. It says so on the label," she said.

"I can read, you know," Murtagh snapped, taking the chocolate bar and opening it before eating it. "Mmm! This is delicious," he gasped after just one bite of the chocolate bar.

"Yup," Blaze said, smiling as she handed out chocolate bars to everyone in the room.

"Where is Durizzle now?" Galbatorix asked Orizzle as he grabbed a chocolate bar from Blaze. He opened it before eating it in one bite.

"Shush, just listen," Orizzle replied, turning up the volume.

"And now we are back with our top story," the newscaster said on the tv, "a gangster shade by the name of Durizzle was last seen running through the Spine. People who have seen him run through cites such as Gil'lead, Dras'Leona, Uru'bean and others said they had seen the legendary rider Brom chasing after him with a bibi gun. And now to get a better report, let us go to David who is currently flying above the running shade. David?"

"Thank you, Caty," the second television newscaster said, "Durizzle is still running. He seems to be covered in glue and he is screaming something about not wanting to get hit by bibies. Let us get a closer look."

The rest of the group in Nasuada's house sat down in front of the tv, eating their chocolate bars as the newscast went on. "It appears we are close enough to hear what Durizzle is saying. Let us listen," David said on tv before holding out his microphone low enough for people to hear what Durizzle is saying.

"Ahhh! Don't let Brom hit me with bibies!" Durizzled screamed, "I'm too young to die. Ahhhhh, I don't want to depart from this wwwwwooooorrrrrrrrrllllllllddddd!!!!!"

"What happened?" Arya asked, looking at the tv in confusion.

It was a moment before David came back on, "it appears Durizzle was too busy ranting that he did not see the hole. He just ran off the edge and fell into a very deep hole in the middle of the Spine. Since he will not be getting out of there soon, I have nothing else to report, back to you, Caty."

"Thank you, David, our next story, the price on horses has gone up again and fingers are pointed toward King Galbatorix," Caty said. Orizzle shut off the tv while Morzan looked at Galbatorix in confusion.

"Why did you raise the price of horses?" he asked.

"Who said it was me?" Galbatorix asked, innocently.

"You are King," Murtagh pointed out.

"Thanks for reminding me," Galbatorix muttered drily, "and I have to pay taxes too. I was spending too much paying you and Durza as well as all my soldiers."

"You pay all your soldiers and yet you don't pay me," Murtagh muttered, taking another bite of his chocolate bar.

"Hahahahaha, Durizzle is stuck in a hole," Orizzle laughed.

"By the way, where are Saphira, Thorn and Shurikan?" Eragon asked, gazing around.

"Last time I saw them, they were flying toward the Spine," Murtagh said.

"Oh well, they can take care of themselves," Eragon said, taking another bite of his chocolate.

"I thought you were obsessed with cheese," Murtagh said, looking at Eragon curiously.

"I thought you were obsessed with candy," Eragon retorted.

"I am, chocolate is candy," Murtagh replied.

"No, it's not," Eragon protested.

"Yes it is," Murtagh replied.

"No, it's not."

"Yes, it is."

"No, it's not!"

"Yes, it is!"

"Blaze, is chocolate candy?" Eragon asked, appealing to the authoress.

"Well duh, of course chocolate is candy," Blaze replied, taking out another candy bar and opening it before taking a bite, "that is why it's called a candy bar."

Eragon grumbled before stalking away and Murtagh sighed, "he doesn't like being wrong," he muttered, "though he is almost always wrong."

"True that," Arya and Blaze said, laughing.

a/n what are Saphira, Thorn and Shurikan up to? Will Eragon go back to being obsessed with cheese? Will Morzan stop getting hit on the head with pies? Will Durizzle ever get out of that hole he's stuck in? Well, keep watch for the next chapter to find out. Please review, next chapter as soon as I can.

-Blaze

Nightshadow: that was a good chapter

Blaze: thanks

Morzan: why did you make me get hit on the head with pies?
Blaze: I don't know really

Nightshadow: (laughs) typical Blaze

Blaze: bleh