Name: Nick Jonas

Date: 03/09/07

Title: I Made Kevin Cry.

Haha! Today I have something bottled up inside me and I have to tell someone.

Well, I'm going to tell you anyway.

I am a genius!

Not because I'm handsome and smart, but because I did something else...

I made my 20 yr old brother cry!

It sounds impossible, you know, 15yr old stud muffin able to defeat a gross, old pig like my brother... Okay, when I put it like that it sounds easy but it isn't.

Trust me.

It's even hard making FRANKIE cry.

And he's...

Like, 5.

'My name is Frankie! I am 8 and I like to sing and play the drums. I want to play drums in my brother's band when I'm older. But first my mommy says I have to stop sucking my thumb because otherwise I might suck my thumb in the middle of a concert and I don't want to look silly. Nick says he always gets nervous on stage and I think I might wee myself. I don't think people will like to see me with wee in my pants because I might start crying and then that will look real bad. Joe said he did that once and he told me his pants were all sticky and uncomfortable and he said it was real embarrassing coz it made him forget the words to the song but Nick was a good singer so he sung the rest when Joe ran off. He said he cried. I love Nick, he doesn't hit me like Joe and Kevin because they are mean! I have to go now because my mommy is cooking dinner and I have to lay the table with Nick. Love from Frankie x'

Aww, my brother is a nice boy. To me.

Haha, I remember when Joe wet himself. He nearly cried with embarrassment!

Bless him, he thought it was puberty!

But actually, he forgot to go before the concert, so...

But then, the spotlight was on me.

ME!

Okay, back to Kevin...

Listen to this...

'I hate my brother! He's an idiot, total idiot. It started when we were going to Hannah's house, I mean, she's cute. Totally cute! So we were all excited, especially Nick, I mean, he thinks he has a chance with her! But she was totally hitting on me when we got there, she sat next to me and tripped and landed in my arms and held the door open for me... Yet she's like 5 years younger. That's not weird, is it? Oh well, I don't care. She's totally hot. Well, anyway, we were walking on into her apartment, when Joe needs to brush his hair. I mean, of all times, he chooses when we're standing outside her apartment! Frankie and Joe legged it downstairs to find a restroom, and me and Nick stood at the top of the stairs. And we talked... And he was annoying. So annoying. I mean, have you heard about our conversation when I told him about becoming a pilot? He said he was going to slit his wrists. I mean, WHAT?! Well, Hannah opened the door, and we both went WHOA... She had brown hair. And it was GORGEOUS! Nick sort of like, rushed up to her and was sucking up to her, so we got in this fight. Hannah went inside, became blond again and ran back out, trying to break up this mega fight we're having. And yeah, he walks off down the stairs. Hannah is all like 'aww, poor you, let me get you a soda.' and he runs up, jumps on my back, and slams me to the ground. Mega ouch! Also, not helping, Hannah came out and I was screaming 'I LOVE MY MOMMY!' I totally blame Nick.'

Haha! I made him look like a fool in front of Hannah. Hannah is amazing. She's gorgeous, and hot, and pretty, and apparently brunette.

But I don't care. I think she's super hot both ways!

Anyway, yeah, I was all on Kevin's back, you know, he was seriously annoying me! Okay, I think I'll take you back. This isn't really helping un-confuse you.

Well, we all have a huge crush on Hannah. We all think we can get with her. And because I'm closest to her age, I have a better chance than all of them. And, I met her first at her concert. So she should date me. Right? No.

Joe is obsessed with her... He talks about her 24/7. he really likes her.

'Don't you just love Hannah Montana? She can totally rock out! I can't believe I've spoken to her before! But I'm like so unlucky, because I'm too old for her, Nick's a bitch. He just has to be the right age!'

That was from Joe's over boring diary. All he talks about is girls girls girls... He's always so mean to me...

Anyway but she's MINE. But Joe and Kevin didn't know that, but they should. So when I went over and started, you know, flirting, Kevin must've gotten jealous. I mean, her brunette hair was flipping and I didn't notice him trying to butt into our conversation. So I kinda yelled, and he flipped out and started screaming and walking in circles, which is seriously irritating, so I hit him.

Not hard, just really softly so he would get the picture. That I wanted him to stop? But he didn't. He got in a serous mood and said I was a bad influence to Frankie, who clearly wasn't there! So I hit him again. And then we shouted and shouted and he called me an 'idiotic pea brain who needs a serious haircut', so I called him a 'wrinkly old fart who needs plastic surgery', and he called me a clown so I called him a jerk and it went on and on!

Then the super gorgeous Hannah came out, and this time she was her original blond self, but I could see the brown hair poking through.

Wow. She's a brunette in real life. Who'd have thought?

Well yes, Kevin was shouting really mean stuff at me, so right now, great for me .

She's feeling really sorry for me and starts shouting at Kevin (he doesn't put THAT in his diary, does he!) and she puts her arm around me and I nearly fainted.

Seriously!

So Kevin's standing there, pulling faces, then he's seriously rude and says, "Well why should I listen to some stinking 15 yr old? I could beat the beef out of you." (Okay, he didn't say beef. He said something that my mommy tells us we should never say.)

And so she starts screaming, and there's tears rolling down her cheeks in a dramatic sort of way. They looked kinda forced, I wouldn't think such a minor comment would make her cry, but I hugged her anyway.

But she pulled away and slapped Kevin on the arm, and he started backing away. I'm just standing there, laughing. And she grabs onto his arm and is like screaming these insults in his face, and she runs inside and starts crying. So I yell at him some more and walk down these flight of stairs to find Joe and Frankie.

Boy, they missed out on a mega good fight.

When I found them, Joe nearly started crying. He came out with some random questions...

'No way, what did she say? Did her mascara run? Did she slap him? Was he mega mad? Did he swear? What else did I miss? Did you do anything? Was it funny to watch? Did she sigh and call him hopeless? Or was it total cat fight? Was she red in the face?

The answers, I do not know.'

That was from Joe's diary. He's really stupid sometimes. But, when I thought it out, Kevin was real horrible to my future wife. So, as we were walking up the stairs, Joe was ranting on, and somehow Superman came into his conversation with himself, and Frankie started singing a Britney Spears song, and for me, the anger was like... Well, there was steam coming out of my ears.

I loved Hannah Montana! And so did Kevin and Joe and Frankie. And Kevin had screwed that up and thrown it in her face and made her cry.

So I legged it up the stairs and I saw Kevin standing with his back to me, so I ran up and jumped on his back, yanking on the hair on his head. It must of really hurt because he started screaming and he fell on the floor...

Then Hannah walked out just as he said 'I LOVE MY MOMMY' and she burst out laughing. Joe just took pictures and Frankie nearly started crying.

The picture of a boy like me, beating up a brother like him was truly magnificent to see. I can't believe I wasn't there.

Oh, I was, but not watching.

Well, yeah, and then he pushed me off and he sat up, he looked really dizzy, so I got up, walked up to him and...

WHAM.

I punched him!

I hit him, and he fell backwards.

He hit his head on the concrete floor and he started to cry.

I laughed at him and he cried.

Hannah rubbed his head, and gave me evils, but hey! I hugged her first.

And they walked inside, and Frankie, who was randomly crying and talking to himself, followed them in.

Joe was doing something on his phone and I was standing there, laughing.

It was a beautiful moment, until some random kids mobbed me and Joe, and we ran into the apartment so fast...

I didn't expect what was coming next.

They were KISSING!

Well, Hannah had her wig off at first, so Joe didn't recognize her, but when he did, he totally took out Kevin, and slammed him onto the couch.

Then we all heard an awkward squeak.

It was kinda like a mouse. We all stopped and looked around, until Hannah snapped her fingers and screamed 'LOLA!'

Then the couch started moving and a purple head popped up out of the cushions all placed up against it.

Joe screamed like a girl and got up, holding his knee randomly. (I've seen him do it before, I think it happens when he gets nervous or frightened. Probably a technique he learned to stop himself wetting himself! He also does it in the middle of concerts when I'm singing. He looks like a freak!)

Kevin smiled at her before glaring at Joe, who snapped back into action and jumped back on Kevin, who was wrapped up in a blanket.

Hannah and me were standing on the side of the room, biting our lips, watching as Lola hit Joe with a pillow and Kevin bit Joe's ankle, Lola kicked Kevin in the face and Joe whacked Frankie in the eye, so he screamed in Lola's ear who turned around and received a face full of pillow.

I smiled at her, she smiled at me, and it was a very happy ending. I jumped into her arms and we kissed gently, and my brothers started clapping and sighing, not being jealous at all but being happy, and we ran off to the nearest church, got married and are now honeymooning in Atlantis.

In the last sentence I was joking. Obviously. No, we stood there, smiling, and we walked into the kitchen and put the kettle on. And that was, well, it.

Not romantic or nothing.

Then, when the fighting stopped and Joe ran into a random room pretend-crying, and Frankie was sitting on the floor, drying his STILL randomly wet cheeks, and Kevin was sitting on the sofa, crying into his arm, and Lola was skipping about outside, me and Hannah walked out and set the mugs of hot cocoa and warm milk on the coffee table.

"Milk's ready, sweetie!" Hannah said kindly, handing a flask of lukewarm milk to Frankie. He smiled and took it and we all sat there, drinking in silence.

When we all went into different rooms, I don't know why we did, we just did, if that makes sense, Lola came in and started crying because her milk was cold.

And we laughed.

Signed:Nick Jonas

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There we are! Brilliant new chapter!

Sorry if it's kinda confusing, I tried my hardest t make it seem like a diary, but then have a story twist to it...

It's harder than it looks!

Hope you enjoyed :)

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